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by overseasTOON
Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:10 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 15151
Views: 282632

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Naming storms.

If we do have to name them can we make them at least sound menacing. This next storm is going to be a bit windy so basically it's a blow job from Doris and Wayne Rooney is excited.
by overseasTOON
Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:17 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 90136
Views: 899010

Re: Pavel's eBar

Its not that good for the ladies I honestly don't know any lasses that don't enjoy a good pint For the life of me I still can't picture the queen drinking a pint. Phillip was presented with a very special bottle, bejewelled and engraved, by the Staropramen brewery and took one look at it, handed it...
by overseasTOON
Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:05 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa
Replies: 289
Views: 1598

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa

Match update:

Off again. Teams are playing in opposite directions to the first 45.

Gem has been told what she kissed by a friend of Sy. She's pissed. Sy may have competition for Gems affection.

I'm leaving before the drive by shooting starts.
by overseasTOON
Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:00 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Amateur Football Team
Replies: 61
Views: 348

Re: Amateur Football Team

I've not yet found the sport I'm good at. Love watching a lot of sport, shockingly bad at playing. As long as you enjoy playing it doesn't really matter. I was a bit of an all rounder for sports before a knee injury that curtailed participating for years but once the knee was a bit sturdier I just ...
by overseasTOON
Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:55 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa
Replies: 289
Views: 1598

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa

Half time update:

Still 1-0 to Arsenal and Gem has kissed her window displayed love poem.

She looks made up. I guess the local curry house has burned her taste buds beyond recognition.

Lucky girl.
by overseasTOON
Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:50 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Weekend Football 18-20 Feb
Replies: 72
Views: 973

Re: Weekend Football 18-20 Feb

Just heard Sutton vs Arsenal is being played on a 3G pitch which is really interesting. The ball moves completely differently compared to grass. You need to put so much more weight behind each pass, you need to come to the ball rather than wait on it, the ball bounces almost like a rugby ball, the ...
by overseasTOON
Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:49 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 90136
Views: 899010

Re: Pavel's eBar

Micky Quim wrote:Im in Leeds this weekend. Any suggestions of things to do, places to go?


Guess a tad late to book a meal at man behind the curtain.
by overseasTOON
Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:44 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa
Replies: 289
Views: 1598

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa

Match update:

Sutton should have scored.

Gem has arrived too and looks well pleased with Sy's love poem. Also looks like shes ready to be ridden into battle.

A local stunner.
by overseasTOON
Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:35 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa
Replies: 289
Views: 1598

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa

Match update:

Not match based per se but a lad sitting in the smoking area is writing a love message on the window with bogies.

Seems to say:

Sy hearts Gem

Lucky girl.
by overseasTOON
Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:24 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa
Replies: 289
Views: 1598

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa

Match update:

Arsenal have scored.

Pundits having a w*** over it.
by overseasTOON
Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:19 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa
Replies: 289
Views: 1598

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa

Match update: Pardew in the crowd.

Saw a balloon on the pitch as well. Gold coloured. Or off yellow.

How we doing?
by overseasTOON
Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:15 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa
Replies: 289
Views: 1598

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa

Match update: Sutton playing well.
by overseasTOON
Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Amateur Football Team
Replies: 61
Views: 348

Re: Amateur Football Team

I was in Newcastle over the weekend <awe> Well that's lovely but stop fannying about in seaside towns and join my football team. If you pay travel costs then I'll join up. Sure you can get cheap return flights out of Gatwick if booked far enough in advance and you can put me up in your house. I can...
by overseasTOON
Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:06 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa
Replies: 289
Views: 1598

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa

originallad wrote:
overseasTOON wrote:11 f***ing screens in the pub now and not one can be changed to our match!!

It's f***ing Sutton for Christ f***ing sake and it's on the f***ing BBC.

I'm moving my family to a f***ing town with more than one f***ing pub!


<laugh> c'mon Sutton!


Rah f***ing rah the underdogs <fist>
by overseasTOON
Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:59 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa
Replies: 289
Views: 1598

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa

11 f***ing screens in the pub now and not one can be changed to our match!!

It's f***ing Sutton for Christ f***ing sake and it's on the f***ing BBC.

I'm moving my family to a f***ing town with more than one f***ing pub!
by overseasTOON
Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 15151
Views: 282632

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

ScottW1886 wrote:Thanks for the kind words guys....


Stay strong chap.
by overseasTOON
Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:41 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: The hardest Championship ever?
Replies: 88
Views: 2095

Re: The hardest Championship ever?

We will be a bottom half team next season and so long as we stay up I'm fine with that <ok> I think Gibbs is alright tbh. Not amazing but a good player. True, but I don't see the point in signing players who have peaked at that level and are on top level wages. Gibbs is just average at best, not ve...
by overseasTOON
Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:27 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Weekend Football 18-20 Feb
Replies: 72
Views: 973

Re: Weekend Football 18-20 Feb

I've gone and backed Sutton to win tonight with a whole 50 pence piece at 20/1.
by overseasTOON
Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:39 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Club Hatred
Replies: 43
Views: 585

Re: Club Hatred

Home Newcastle by Busker (Ronnie Lambert). Great song by a lovely bloke singing about his life, not sure how anyone can take umbrage to that. I can't comment on Liverpool because I only know YNWA, but it's quite obvious why they're passionate about that one. It's romantic and adds to a sense of ide...
by overseasTOON
Mon Feb 20, 2017 2:31 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa
Replies: 289
Views: 1598

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v Villa

I forgot we were playing tonight. Wondering about heading to the pub after work to watch the match. I only live a few miles away from Sutton itself but it's likely that the local pub will be full of Gooners watching the FA Cup :( I was off work last week so have drunk way too much lately. Going to ...

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