It didn't go unnoticedskalpel wrote:PTAO wrote:Mal7
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Has anyone even seen Mal7, to know that she's real?PTAO wrote:It didn't go unnoticedskalpel wrote:
How do we even know it's not just the 7th incarnation of a home built sex robot, after the catastrophic failures that were Mal1 through 6, and I wonder if there is ever nightmares over the demise of Mal4 due to software corruption, the harrowing robotic echos through the night " K1LL-M3-SKAL-P3L" "Err0r Err0r" "delete...delete"
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Is this skalpel?Don Sholeone wrote:Has anyone even seen Mal7, to know that she's real?PTAO wrote:
It didn't go unnoticed
How do we even know it's not just the 7th incarnation of a home built sex robot, after the catastrophic failures that were Mal1 through 6, and I wonder if there is ever nightmares over the demise of Mal4 due to software corruption, the harrowing robotic echos through the night " K1LL-M3-SKAL-P3L" "Err0r Err0r" "delete...delete"
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I have never heard anyone use so much toilet roll as the bloke in the cubicle next to me. f*** knows what he'd eaten, even stopped wiping to flush and then carried on wiping for several minutes more
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Oh, and he was one of those dirty fucks that does a token hand wash where the tap is on for 3 seconds and doesn't even need him to use the hand dryer.
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I've had a software update going on for over an hour so far and it's only at 25%.
Had a load of work to crack on with as well so might as well have a beer or two and give up for today.
Had a load of work to crack on with as well so might as well have a beer or two and give up for today.
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At work there's a guy who's an anxious shitter, you know he's in there but he still tries to hold his breathing whilst someone else is in the other cubicle then you hear a muffled but sharp intake of breath, sometimes I'll deliberately be slow washing my hands just to prolong his anxiety.Bodacious Benny wrote:I have never heard anyone use so much toilet roll as the bloke in the cubicle next to me. f*** knows what he'd eaten, even stopped wiping to flush and then carried on wiping for several minutes more
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Don Sholeone wrote:At work there's a guy who's an anxious s***ter, you know he's in there but he still tries to hold his breathing whilst someone else is in the other cubicle then you hear a muffled but sharp intake of breath, sometimes I'll deliberately be slow washing my hands just to prolong his anxiety.Bodacious Benny wrote:I have never heard anyone use so much toilet roll as the bloke in the cubicle next to me. **** knows what he'd eaten, even stopped wiping to flush and then carried on wiping for several minutes more
I've got a friend who can't understand people who can have a dump at work, she gets really paranoid that people will know she's gone for a s***
It's great going during work time. You're getting paid for it, they're paying for the bog roll, and it kills a bit of time!
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You've a great passion for shitting at the office.Bodacious Benny wrote:Don Sholeone wrote:
At work there's a guy who's an anxious s***ter, you know he's in there but he still tries to hold his breathing whilst someone else is in the other cubicle then you hear a muffled but sharp intake of breath, sometimes I'll deliberately be slow washing my hands just to prolong his anxiety.
I've got a friend who can't understand people who can have a dump at work, she gets really paranoid that people will know she's gone for a s***
It's great going during work time. You're getting paid for it, they're paying for the bog roll, and it kills a bit of time!
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It's hilarious when you go in to the toilet cubicle and the guy next to you stops mid s*** and holds it in like it's a secret. Then carries on when he thinks you've gone.
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Everyone shits, just get on with it. And if you or someone in another cubicle does a comical fart, laugh out loud!
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Since the GDPR kicked in today; I feel unloved.
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GDPR will be the next PPI. Lots of money to be made.overseasTOON wrote:Since the GDPR kicked in today; I feel unloved.
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By governments aye, individuals don't have much scope for compensation.biggeordiedave wrote:GDPR will be the next PPI. Lots of money to be made.overseasTOON wrote:Since the GDPR kicked in today; I feel unloved.
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But for aggregious data losses... 4% of global turnover... The EU doesn't like big us tech. Imagine 4% for those....
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£1000 every time my privacy is breached. I reckon that's good for about £3-4k per yearColback's Orange Tufts wrote:By governments aye, individuals don't have much scope for compensation.biggeordiedave wrote:
GDPR will be the next PPI. Lots of money to be made.
But for aggregious data losses... 4% of global turnover... The EU doesn't like big us tech. Imagine 4% for those....
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I was in there for so long the other day that the sensor light went offMicky Quim wrote:Everyone s****, just get on with it. And if you or someone in another cubicle does a comical fart, laugh out loud!
Could have been awkward being caught having a sh*tty arse and trousers down at the ankles whilst waving furiously in the middle of the bathroom.
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Southern fairy wrote:I was in there for so long the other day that the sensor light went offMicky Quim wrote:Everyone s****, just get on with it. And if you or someone in another cubicle does a comical fart, laugh out loud!
Could have been awkward being caught having a sh*tty arse and trousers down at the ankles whilst waving furiously in the middle of the bathroom.
This possibility crosses my mind sometimes when I'm sat there for ages, there's a strange sense of relief when someone else walks in
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There's someone at my work who lines the toilet seat with paper before they'll have a s*** (like Finch does on American Pie). Either it's someone doing it for religious reasons or they're just a f***ing freak. Either way I don't really give a s***. What I do give a s*** about is that they don't remove the toilet paper when they've finished, they just leave it all over the seat, and that the dirty f***er(s) don't even flush.
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Didn't know this was even a thing.Bodacious Benny wrote:There's someone at my work who lines the toilet seat with paper before they'll have a s*** (like Finch does on American Pie). Either it's someone doing it for religious reasons or they're just a f***ing freak. Either way I don't really give a s***. What I do give a s*** about is that they don't remove the toilet paper when they've finished, they just leave it all over the seat, and that the dirty f***er(s) don't even flush.
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I'm sure some Muslims have got something about having to hose down their arse when they've had a s***. If you go to Dubai, Oman and places like that then loads of the toilet cubicles have got hose pipe things fitted.bigbelgiandave wrote:Didn't know this was even a thing.Bodacious Benny wrote:There's someone at my work who lines the toilet seat with paper before they'll have a s*** (like Finch does on American Pie). Either it's someone doing it for religious reasons or they're just a f***ing freak. Either way I don't really give a s***. What I do give a s*** about is that they don't remove the toilet paper when they've finished, they just leave it all over the seat, and that the dirty f***er(s) don't even flush.
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