The Absurd Football Painting Request Thread

[Ramone]

My favourite part was the diva

[skalpel]

My favourite part was the diva

I have this stuck in my head now :

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[Minty Fresh]

An AK47 wielding, Ray Ban wearing El-Hadj Diouf pursues Matty Pattison, who has a clearly traumatised diva tucked under his left arm, down a ski slope. A mariachi band consisting of Jonas, Perch, Solano and Maradona look on in horror (apart from Diego who is laughing maniacally).

Oh Ramone. It's exactly as I imagined it.

[biggeordiedave]

Is he meant to be playing a trumpet here or eating a giant, chewy pretzel?

[beatski]

Oh Ramone. It's exactly as I imagined it.

I Imagined it slightly differently

[biggeordiedave]

[Henry Hoover]

Oh Ramone. It's exactly as I imagined it.

I Imagined it slightly differently

Ski Free

[skalpel]

[beardface]

!!! Brilliant.

[beatski]

[B4E]

Oh s***

[asbo]

[skalpel]

[Speedo]

I would love to see all of these migrate to the 'Ben Arfa Loves to Ruin Photographs' thread...

[Swarlos]

Someone need to add a Ben Arfa to that mountain scene in the background - unless it is already there and I haven't seen it

[Lidl]

The ski free ones

[Acid Hippo]

This thread

[Speedo]

Goldmine. Already.

[5 Goals - Hesakmi]

I'm not that hairy though, Glen

The fact you're squashed against the glass emphasises the individual strands.

Shut up Glen

[DDuc]

Shola(obviously wearing a hat) climbing Mt. Everest , slaying a dragon and Obertan parachuting in

Don't let this thread die!