The Message of Awe Thread

The great stuffing debate... In or out?

In.
18
25%
Out.
7
10%
Is it cooked? Yes? Then I don't care, give it to me.
23
32%
Stuffing is disgusting and I am a terrible excuse for a person.
6
8%
You do the Ameobi and you turn around...
19
26%
 
Total votes: 73

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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by overseasTOON » Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:28 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:Just farted and my wife said it's the worst one I've ever done <awe>.

Does this make me a bad person?
Get your wife tested for premature dementia.

You know you've done worse.

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Post by biggeordiedave » Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:32 pm

overseasTOON wrote:
biggeordiedave wrote:Just farted and my wife said it's the worst one I've ever done <awe>.

Does this make me a bad person?
Get your wife tested for premature dementia.

You know you've done worse.
I'm not so sure...
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Post by asbo » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:44 pm

One always has to be worst, everyone who has ever farted has a worst one, yours just happens to also be your most recent. What's the problem?

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Post by asbo » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:45 pm

Can you blame it on her cooking?

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Post by biggeordiedave » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:08 pm

Well I had an Indian mixed grill on Friday with several pints, a chicken kebab with cheesy chips and bolognese on Saturday and then party food today (scotch eggs, mini pork pies etc.) with more beers. Turns out it's quite a toxic combination.
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Post by ALF » Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:28 am

biggeordiedave wrote:Well I had an Indian mixed grill on Friday with several pints, a chicken kebab with cheesy chips and bolognese on Saturday and then party food today (scotch eggs, mini pork pies etc.) with more beers. Turns out it's quite a toxic combination.
Didn't you used to be a vegetarian? That must have been worse.

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Post by KingoStarr » Mon Feb 27, 2017 6:39 am

ALF wrote:
biggeordiedave wrote:Well I had an Indian mixed grill on Friday with several pints, a chicken kebab with cheesy chips and bolognese on Saturday and then party food today (scotch eggs, mini pork pies etc.) with more beers. Turns out it's quite a toxic combination.
Didn't you used to be a vegetarian? That must have been worse.
I actually did a month of being a vegitarian in November as well as this I am current away in India and have only eaten vegitarian (just under 2 weeks) and it health/digestion wise it has improved me massively.
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Post by biggeordiedave » Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:11 am

KingoStarr wrote:
ALF wrote:
Didn't you used to be a vegetarian? That must have been worse.
I actually did a month of being a vegitarian in November as well as this I am current away in India and have only eaten vegitarian (just under 2 weeks) and it health/digestion wise it has improved me massively.
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Post by KingoStarr » Mon Feb 27, 2017 5:20 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:
KingoStarr wrote:
I actually did a month of being a vegitarian in November as well as this I am current away in India and have only eaten vegitarian (just under 2 weeks) and it health/digestion wise it has improved me massively.
Look at me.
I have no need everyone already does 8)

In a sorry sort of what shame way <wah>
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Post by Bodacious Benny » Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:44 pm

Had a s*** at work this morning (nothing new there). But when I was done and started to wipe I realised it was one of those that had slid straight out and hardly needed any wiping <awe>

Doesn't happen often.
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Post by Colback's Orange Tufts » Tue Mar 07, 2017 8:03 pm

Following the toilet chat, we've got bidet sprays fitted in our house (not Muslim but the lasses parents are). It's great, feel so much cleaner (and it's quicker).
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Post by Bodacious Benny » Tue Mar 07, 2017 8:08 pm

Colback's Orange Tufts wrote:Following the toilet chat, we've got bidet sprays fitted in our house (not Muslim but the lasses parents are). It's great, feel so much cleaner (and it's quicker).
How do you hose down your arse without drenching yourself?
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Post by Colback's Orange Tufts » Tue Mar 07, 2017 8:13 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Colback's Orange Tufts wrote:Following the toilet chat, we've got bidet sprays fitted in our house (not Muslim but the lasses parents are). It's great, feel so much cleaner (and it's quicker).
How do you hose down your arse without drenching yourself?
1) you spray from below
2) you aim
3) dry your arse with paper after

It works well once you get used to it. We couldn't be be arsed to get warm water so it's cold
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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by Cal » Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:00 pm

Colback's Orange Tufts wrote:Following the toilet chat, we've got bidet sprays fitted in our house (not Muslim but the lasses parents are). It's great, feel so much cleaner (and it's quicker).
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So it gets the shat aff, that's a nice descriptive name... <run>

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Post by Bodacious Benny » Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:08 pm

<laugh>
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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by TBC » Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:06 pm

I think wet wipes should become mandatory in public and work places. Either that stop cost cutting with sand paper! <fist>
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Post by overseasTOON » Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:09 pm

TBC wrote:I think wet wipes should become mandatory in public and work places. Either that stop cost cutting with sand paper! <fist>
I just use labrador puppies to lick me clean.

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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by biggeordiedave » Thu Mar 09, 2017 6:45 pm

<backout>
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Post by Micky Quim » Thu Mar 09, 2017 7:46 pm

overseasTOON wrote:
TBC wrote:I think wet wipes should become mandatory in public and work places. Either that stop cost cutting with sand paper! <fist>
I just use labrador puppies to lick me clean.
More cost efficient than car seats <ok>

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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by Bodacious Benny » Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:31 pm

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