Get your wife tested for premature dementia.biggeordiedave wrote:Just farted and my wife said it's the worst one I've ever done .
Does this make me a bad person?
You know you've done worse.
Get your wife tested for premature dementia.biggeordiedave wrote:Just farted and my wife said it's the worst one I've ever done .
Does this make me a bad person?
I'm not so sure...overseasTOON wrote:Get your wife tested for premature dementia.biggeordiedave wrote:Just farted and my wife said it's the worst one I've ever done .
Does this make me a bad person?
You know you've done worse.
Didn't you used to be a vegetarian? That must have been worse.biggeordiedave wrote:Well I had an Indian mixed grill on Friday with several pints, a chicken kebab with cheesy chips and bolognese on Saturday and then party food today (scotch eggs, mini pork pies etc.) with more beers. Turns out it's quite a toxic combination.
I actually did a month of being a vegitarian in November as well as this I am current away in India and have only eaten vegitarian (just under 2 weeks) and it health/digestion wise it has improved me massively.ALF wrote:Didn't you used to be a vegetarian? That must have been worse.biggeordiedave wrote:Well I had an Indian mixed grill on Friday with several pints, a chicken kebab with cheesy chips and bolognese on Saturday and then party food today (scotch eggs, mini pork pies etc.) with more beers. Turns out it's quite a toxic combination.
Look at me.KingoStarr wrote:I actually did a month of being a vegitarian in November as well as this I am current away in India and have only eaten vegitarian (just under 2 weeks) and it health/digestion wise it has improved me massively.ALF wrote:
Didn't you used to be a vegetarian? That must have been worse.
I have no need everyone already doesbiggeordiedave wrote:Look at me.KingoStarr wrote:
I actually did a month of being a vegitarian in November as well as this I am current away in India and have only eaten vegitarian (just under 2 weeks) and it health/digestion wise it has improved me massively.
How do you hose down your arse without drenching yourself?Colback's Orange Tufts wrote:Following the toilet chat, we've got bidet sprays fitted in our house (not Muslim but the lasses parents are). It's great, feel so much cleaner (and it's quicker).
1) you spray from belowBodacious Benny wrote:How do you hose down your arse without drenching yourself?Colback's Orange Tufts wrote:Following the toilet chat, we've got bidet sprays fitted in our house (not Muslim but the lasses parents are). It's great, feel so much cleaner (and it's quicker).
Colback's Orange Tufts wrote:Following the toilet chat, we've got bidet sprays fitted in our house (not Muslim but the lasses parents are). It's great, feel so much cleaner (and it's quicker).
So it gets the shat aff, that's a nice descriptive name...Chrome Muslim Shataff
I just use labrador puppies to lick me clean.TBC wrote:I think wet wipes should become mandatory in public and work places. Either that stop cost cutting with sand paper!
More cost efficient than car seatsoverseasTOON wrote:I just use labrador puppies to lick me clean.TBC wrote:I think wet wipes should become mandatory in public and work places. Either that stop cost cutting with sand paper!