The Message of Awe Thread

The great stuffing debate... In or out?

In.
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25%
Out.
7
10%
Is it cooked? Yes? Then I don't care, give it to me.
23
32%
Stuffing is disgusting and I am a terrible excuse for a person.
6
8%
You do the Ameobi and you turn around...
19
26%
 
Total votes: 73

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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by asbo » Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:21 am

Why the f*** would anyone want a return from Birmingham? <erk>

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Post by Bodacious Benny » Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:36 am

asbo wrote:Why the **** would anyone want a return from Birmingham? <erk>
Tragically I live near there, so in the interests of getting home, me <neg>
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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by beatski » Tue Mar 14, 2017 1:39 pm

teacher drew a smiley face on my work today. this actually happened. on a biomedical science degree.

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Post by Toondes » Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:38 pm

Beatski wrote:teacher drew a smiley face on my work today. this actually happened. on a biomedical science degree.
Well done . Keep up the good work :)
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Post by Bodacious Benny » Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:03 pm

Girl at work was sat there eating a lollipop suggestively for about an hour this afternoon.
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Post by seatonsluicetoon » Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:25 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:Girl at work was sat there eating a lollipop suggestively for about an hour this afternoon.
Was she suggesting or were you inferring?
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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by Bodacious Benny » Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:38 pm

seatonsluicetoon wrote:
Bodacious Benny wrote:Girl at work was sat there eating a lollipop suggestively for about an hour this afternoon.
Was she suggesting or were you inferring?
Probably the latter :(
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Post by seatonsluicetoon » Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:48 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:
seatonsluicetoon wrote:
Was she suggesting or were you inferring?
Probably the latter :(
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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by skalpel » Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:20 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:
seatonsluicetoon wrote:
Was she suggesting or were you inferring?
Probably the latter :(
Don't worry about it. An hour on a lollypop tells you all you need to know about her teeth.
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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by PTAO? » Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:00 am

Bodacious Benny wrote:Girl at work was sat there eating a lollipop suggestively for about an hour this afternoon.
An hour!?

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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by overseasTOON » Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:59 am

I tried to see if I could look arousing to my other half whilst eating a jam filled donut a few years ago but I ended up terrifying her.

Long story short; I win.

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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by Bodacious Benny » Thu Mar 16, 2017 8:24 pm

PTAO wrote:
Bodacious Benny wrote:Girl at work was sat there eating a lollipop suggestively for about an hour this afternoon.
An hour!?
It was a big lolly...
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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by biggeordiedave » Thu Mar 16, 2017 9:22 pm

Sounds like you're in there BB <ok>.
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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by Bodacious Benny » Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:25 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:Sounds like you're in there BB <ok>.
Don't tell my Mrs <roll>
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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by Toondes » Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:00 pm

What kind of lolly pop was it ? It would've been more erotic if she was deepthroating a banana
# stolen from nufc.com :)

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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by Mifune » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:14 am

Toondes wrote:What kind of lolly pop was it ? It would've been more erotic if she was deepthroating a banana
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Not going to lie; that looks delicious.

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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by Mifune » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:19 am

When you need to repair some clothes but you can't sew at all and you are afraid to ask your girlfriend incase she thinks you're being sexist, but you successfully in the end repair them with tape <goat>.

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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by Tsi » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:11 am

Mifune wrote:When you need to repair some clothes but you can't sew at all and you are afraid to ask your girlfriend incase she thinks you're being sexist, but you successfully in the end repair them with tape <goat>.
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Now i know <whistle>

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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by Mifune » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:44 am

Who needs clothes (and body hair) when you have duck tape.

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Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Post by PTAO? » Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:14 am

Toondes wrote:What kind of lolly pop was it ? It would've been more erotic if she was deepthroating a banana
Girl at my school was deep-throating a Callipo when were were about 14. Made the trip to Ypres very special.

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