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Why the f*** would anyone want a return from Birmingham?
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Tragically I live near there, so in the interests of getting home, measbo wrote:Why the **** would anyone want a return from Birmingham?
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teacher drew a smiley face on my work today. this actually happened. on a biomedical science degree.
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Well done . Keep up the good workBeatski wrote:teacher drew a smiley face on my work today. this actually happened. on a biomedical science degree.
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Girl at work was sat there eating a lollipop suggestively for about an hour this afternoon.
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Was she suggesting or were you inferring?Bodacious Benny wrote:Girl at work was sat there eating a lollipop suggestively for about an hour this afternoon.
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Probably the latterseatonsluicetoon wrote:Was she suggesting or were you inferring?Bodacious Benny wrote:Girl at work was sat there eating a lollipop suggestively for about an hour this afternoon.
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Bodacious Benny wrote:Probably the latterseatonsluicetoon wrote:
Was she suggesting or were you inferring?
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Don't worry about it. An hour on a lollypop tells you all you need to know about her teeth.Bodacious Benny wrote:Probably the latterseatonsluicetoon wrote:
Was she suggesting or were you inferring?
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An hour!?Bodacious Benny wrote:Girl at work was sat there eating a lollipop suggestively for about an hour this afternoon.
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I tried to see if I could look arousing to my other half whilst eating a jam filled donut a few years ago but I ended up terrifying her.
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It was a big lolly...PTAO wrote:An hour!?Bodacious Benny wrote:Girl at work was sat there eating a lollipop suggestively for about an hour this afternoon.
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Don't tell my Mrsbiggeordiedave wrote:Sounds like you're in there BB .
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What kind of lolly pop was it ? It would've been more erotic if she was deepthroating a banana
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Toondes wrote:What kind of lolly pop was it ? It would've been more erotic if she was deepthroating a banana
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When you need to repair some clothes but you can't sew at all and you are afraid to ask your girlfriend incase she thinks you're being sexist, but you successfully in the end repair them with tape .
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I always wondered who this wasMifune wrote:When you need to repair some clothes but you can't sew at all and you are afraid to ask your girlfriend incase she thinks you're being sexist, but you successfully in the end repair them with tape .
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Who needs clothes (and body hair) when you have duck tape.
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Girl at my school was deep-throating a Callipo when were were about 14. Made the trip to Ypres very special.Toondes wrote:What kind of lolly pop was it ? It would've been more erotic if she was deepthroating a banana