The funny corner
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Just back from holiday in Thailand & I came close to going all the way with a ladyboy! Looked like a lady, walked & talked like a lady, kissed like a lady.
It was only when she drove me to her place & reversed the car in the garage first time I thought to myself "Hang on a bloody minute..."
It was only when she drove me to her place & reversed the car in the garage first time I thought to myself "Hang on a bloody minute..."
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I'm playing Scrabble with Midge Ure.
I've got 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me.
O V N R
I've got 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me.
O V N R
My problem is reconciling my gross behaviour with my net income.
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An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a copper pulls him over:
'Have you been drinking?' He asks.
'Just water' replied the priest.
Cop says, 'So why do I smell wine?'
Priest looks over at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord, he's done it again'
'Have you been drinking?' He asks.
'Just water' replied the priest.
Cop says, 'So why do I smell wine?'
Priest looks over at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord, he's done it again'
I'll Hazard a guess
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All my German friends have blocked me since Germany’s exit from the World Cup ! My phone is now completely Hans Free...
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My wife has just accused me of being childish. I told her in no uncertain terms to get out of my fort.
My problem is reconciling my gross behaviour with my net income.
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I'm the scumbag outlaw. You're the pillar of justice. Neither of us like looking at ourselves in the mirror. Do we have a deal?
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My wife yelled at me earlier "You weren't even listening there, were you?"
I thought "What a weird way to start a conversation".
I thought "What a weird way to start a conversation".
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Saw a brilliant Nigerian sci-fi page on the web last night:
"How to get your own robot name."
You input all the numbers on your credit card, the expiry date and the last 3 digits on the back . Then it randomly generates it for you, mine's...
1D10T
"How to get your own robot name."
You input all the numbers on your credit card, the expiry date and the last 3 digits on the back . Then it randomly generates it for you, mine's...
1D10T
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excellent
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Bloody Foreigner.
Coming over to our country and demanding to know what love is.
Coming over to our country and demanding to know what love is.
Kindly deeds done for free!
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I've just been asked what's the difference between ignorance & apathy ?
My response was I didn't know & didn't care
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I've just come back from a once in a lifetime holiday. Never again!
My response was I didn't know & didn't care
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I've just come back from a once in a lifetime holiday. Never again!
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I've just been on a round-the-world holiday. Next year I'm going somewhere different!
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My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet whilst she was cooking, so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
My problem is reconciling my gross behaviour with my net income.
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If I had 50p for every maths test I'd failed I'd have £9.20p by now.
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Well it would class as taxable income.jimileysbaldhead wrote: ↑Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:27 pmIf I had 50p for every maths test I'd failed I'd have £9.20p by now.
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Apparently West Brom's new mascot is a boiler
The Bolton fans' reaction was more than fair...
The Bolton fans' reaction was more than fair...
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What's the point.
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