The funny corner

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Re: The funny corner

Post by daib0 » Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:47 pm

Just back from holiday in Thailand & I came close to going all the way with a ladyboy! Looked like a lady, walked & talked like a lady, kissed like a lady.

It was only when she drove me to her place & reversed the car in the garage first time I thought to myself "Hang on a bloody minute..."
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Re: The funny corner

Post by jimileysbaldhead » Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:15 pm

I'm playing Scrabble with Midge Ure.
I've got 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me.

O V N R
My problem is reconciling my gross behaviour with my net income.

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Re: The funny corner

Post by lblancsson » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:28 am

An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a copper pulls him over:

'Have you been drinking?' He asks.
'Just water' replied the priest.
Cop says, 'So why do I smell wine?'
Priest looks over at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord, he's done it again'
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