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Re: The funny corner

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:47 pm
by daib0
Just back from holiday in Thailand & I came close to going all the way with a ladyboy! Looked like a lady, walked & talked like a lady, kissed like a lady.

It was only when she drove me to her place & reversed the car in the garage first time I thought to myself "Hang on a bloody minute..."

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:15 pm
by jimileysbaldhead
I'm playing Scrabble with Midge Ure.
I've got 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me.

O V N R

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:28 am
by lassassinblanc
An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a copper pulls him over:

'Have you been drinking?' He asks.
'Just water' replied the priest.
Cop says, 'So why do I smell wine?'
Priest looks over at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord, he's done it again'

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:19 pm
by daib0
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Re: The funny corner

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:23 pm
by daib0
All my German friends have blocked me since Germany’s exit from the World Cup ! My phone is now completely Hans Free...

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 10:14 pm
by jimileysbaldhead
My wife has just accused me of being childish. I told her in no uncertain terms to get out of my fort.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 1:07 am
by daib0
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Re: The funny corner

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 4:02 pm
by Bodacious Benny
<laugh>

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:29 am
by daib0
My wife yelled at me earlier "You weren't even listening there, were you?"

I thought "What a weird way to start a conversation".

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:47 am
by daib0
Saw a brilliant Nigerian sci-fi page on the web last night:

"How to get your own robot name."

You input all the numbers on your credit card, the expiry date and the last 3 digits on the back . Then it randomly generates it for you, mine's...


1D10T

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:28 am
by daib0


excellent

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:37 am
by daib0

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:01 am
by biggeordiedave
Bloody Foreigner.

Coming over to our country and demanding to know what love is.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 12:16 pm
by daib0
I've just been asked what's the difference between ignorance & apathy ?
My response was I didn't know & didn't care

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I've just come back from a once in a lifetime holiday. Never again!

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:23 pm
by daib0
I've just been on a round-the-world holiday. Next year I'm going somewhere different!

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:11 pm
by jimileysbaldhead
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet whilst she was cooking, so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:27 pm
by jimileysbaldhead
If I had 50p for every maths test I'd failed I'd have £9.20p by now.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 1:02 pm
by PTAO?
jimileysbaldhead wrote:
Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:27 pm
If I had 50p for every maths test I'd failed I'd have £9.20p by now.
Well it would class as taxable income.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:36 am
by daib0
Apparently West Brom's new mascot is a boiler

The Bolton fans' reaction was more than fair...


Re: The funny corner

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 6:34 am
by daib0
What's the point.


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