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Pet Hates

Post by On Tyne » Fri Nov 11, 2016 5:44 pm

We´ve all got them - what´s yours?

One of mine is waiting to pay (especially in supermarkets). You´ve gone in, collected all the stuff yourself, pushing your own trolley around, and then you have to wait to hand them your money for it.

No, no, no.....

My rule is, if I have to wait longer to pay than the time I spent picking the stuff up, I walk out.

(I know.. I´m a bit of a miserable old b*stard).

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Bodacious Benny » Fri Nov 11, 2016 6:26 pm

People who leave little bits of food in the sink after washing the dishes.
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Re: Pet Hates

Post by overseasTOON » Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:12 pm

Watery bacon.

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Micky Quim » Fri Nov 11, 2016 8:05 pm

Goldfish. Proper boring cunts.

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Toondes » Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:32 pm

I've got hundreds honestly as I'm quite miserable.

Squeezing toothpaste from the middle

Opening two milks at the same time

Overfilling the washing machine

Using my razor on her legs

People who spit

People who shout and swear at their kids

People who burp and blow the smell about

People who whine about brexit continuously

That's just from today!
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Re: Pet Hates

Post by biggeordiedave » Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:01 am

Toondes wrote:I've got hundreds honestly as I'm quite miserable.

Squeezing toothpaste from the middle

Opening two milks at the same time

Overfilling the washing machine

Using my razor on her legs

People who spit

People who shout and swear at their kids

People who burp and blow the smell about

People who whine about brexit continuously

That's just from today!
Well you're a bit of a whiny bellend aren't you?
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Re: Pet Hates

Post by ALF » Sat Nov 12, 2016 1:18 am

People that think the world owes them a favour.

Chancers that try to get out of paying for things.

People that constantly look for an argument.

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Chappy » Sat Nov 12, 2016 7:54 am

People who put bog roll on the holder the wrong way round, people who plaster their entire life on social media, people, social media, religion, feminists.
It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city.

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Toondes » Sat Nov 12, 2016 9:32 am

biggeordiedave wrote:
Toondes wrote:I've got hundreds honestly as I'm quite miserable.

Squeezing toothpaste from the middle

Opening two milks at the same time

Overfilling the washing machine

Using my razor on her legs

People who spit

People who shout and swear at their kids

People who burp and blow the smell about

People who whine about brexit continuously

That's just from today!
I sure am

Well you're a bit of a whiny bellend aren't you?
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Re: Pet Hates

Post by ALF » Sat Nov 12, 2016 2:36 pm

Social media is one of the best and worst things in life.

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Wedge Head Tiote » Sat Nov 12, 2016 4:35 pm

People who stand still on the flat bit at the end of an escalator on the left hand side causing the person behind them to stop and all the people behind them, brings the whole thing to a standstill

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Bodacious Benny » Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:57 pm

I'm a little concerned that this will turn into the message of hate thread <scratch>
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Re: Pet Hates

Post by biggeordiedave » Sat Nov 12, 2016 9:59 pm

Chappy wrote:People who put bog roll on the holder the wrong way round, people who plaster their entire life on social media, people, social media, religion, feminists.
You hate all feminists?
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Re: Pet Hates

Post by MultipleJesuses » Sat Nov 12, 2016 11:10 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:
Chappy wrote:People who put bog roll on the holder the wrong way round, people who plaster their entire life on social media, people, social media, religion, feminists.
You hate all feminists?
I assume when people say they hate feminism they mean radical feminism.
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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Toondes » Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:43 am

When I first read the title I thought it said "pet haters".
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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Chappy » Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:27 am

biggeordiedave wrote:
Chappy wrote:People who put bog roll on the holder the wrong way round, people who plaster their entire life on social media, people, social media, religion, feminists.
You hate all feminists?
These days yes. Modern feminism is a load of bollocks.
It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city.

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Ramone » Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:41 am

Toondes wrote:
biggeordiedave wrote:
I sure am

Well you're a bit of a whiny bellend aren't you?
People who can't quote properly.
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Re: Pet Hates

Post by Chappy » Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:32 am

Ramone wrote:
Toondes wrote:
People who can't quote properly.

This.
It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city.

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by overseasTOON » Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:06 am

Toondes wrote:When I first read the title I thought it said "pet haters".
I hate next doors cats. The ****ers have trashed miniOTs trampoline because they think I bought them a scratching post.

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Re: Pet Hates

Post by TBC » Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:25 pm

Chappy wrote:People who put bog roll on the holder the wrong way round, people who plaster their entire life on social media, people, social media, religion, feminists.
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If you agree with this picture than you also put the bog roll on the wrong way. <roll>
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