Should I eat ice cream?
Should I eat ice cream?
So I'm lactose intolerant and am supposed to be on a diet. I'm having a great deal of trouble summoning the self control to not eat ice cream at 8pm. I know if I do that I'll end up shitting myself to death in about an hour...
So eat ice cream? yes or no?
So eat ice cream? yes or no?
Re: Should I eat ice cream?
Gonna presume you gave in and ate it.
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Re: Should I eat ice cream?
I don't like ice cream, so no!
I'm the scumbag outlaw. You're the pillar of justice. Neither of us like looking at ourselves in the mirror. Do we have a deal?
Re: Should I eat ice cream?
If you s**** it out immediately after, was it even in your system long enough to count as calories?
Eat it, you fat cronut
Eat it, you fat cronut
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Re: Should I eat ice cream?
Oh, I thought for a minute there you said you don't like ice cream.Bodacious Benny wrote:I don't like ice cream, so no!
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Re: Should I eat ice cream?
Yeah go for it.
If as you say you will s*** like the world is falling out of your ass soon after then the diet won't suffer. May even help you lose weight.
If as you say you will s*** like the world is falling out of your ass soon after then the diet won't suffer. May even help you lose weight.
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Re: Should I eat ice cream?
Use the Micky Quim diet plan: Eat it whilst on an excerise bike and then just s*** on the seat.
Re: Should I eat ice cream?
Ok ate it. It went exactly as expected. Delicious followed by disastersous digestive maltransit.
How ever, I did lose about a lb with what I can only describe as a colon cleanse.
How ever, I did lose about a lb with what I can only describe as a colon cleanse.
Re: Should I eat ice cream?
How does the worlds most optimistic man not like ice cream?!Bodacious Benny wrote:I don't like ice cream, so no!
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Re: Should I eat ice cream?
Maybe he had a negative experience of it.Hjl wrote:How does the worlds most optimistic man not like ice cream?!Bodacious Benny wrote:I don't like ice cream, so no!
I know I can't eat Nutella ever again after I caught my old housemate sticking his cock in the communal house jar so his girlfriend could lick it off.
Re: Should I eat ice cream?
I have a comparable experience with pink Floyd and a Icelandic man....overseasTOON wrote:Maybe he had a negative experience of it.Hjl wrote:
How does the worlds most optimistic man not like ice cream?!
I know I can't eat Nutella ever again after I caught my old housemate sticking his cock in the communal house jar so his girlfriend could lick it off.
Re: Should I eat ice cream?
HahahahaoverseasTOON wrote:Maybe he had a negative experience of it.Hjl wrote:
How does the worlds most optimistic man not like ice cream?!
I know I can't eat Nutella ever again after I caught my old housemate sticking his cock in the communal house jar so his girlfriend could lick it off.
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Re: Should I eat ice cream?
!overseasTOON wrote:Maybe he had a negative experience of it.Hjl wrote:
How does the worlds most optimistic man not like ice cream?!
I know I can't eat Nutella ever again after I caught my old housemate sticking his cock in the communal house jar so his girlfriend could lick it off.
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Re: Should I eat ice cream?
You could also just eat sorbet...
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Re: Should I eat ice cream?
NHColback's Orange Tufts wrote:You could also just eat sorbet...
I could do, it delicious, but then I might as well start eating soy steak and low fat cigarettes.
Re: Should I eat ice cream?
You eat cigarettes?
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Re: Should I eat ice cream?
I ate a cigarette once for a drunken bet and then threw up in a plant pot in the middle of the pub.skalpel wrote:You eat cigarettes?
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Re: Should I eat ice cream?
Been there as well.overseasTOON wrote:I ate a cigarette once for a drunken bet and then threw up in a plant pot in the middle of the pub.skalpel wrote:You eat cigarettes?
The things you do when you're drunk and 30 years old
Personally I thought the cigarette tasted marginally better than the tea bag I ate shortly after.
Re: Should I eat ice cream?
<laugh>What the hell.Donkey Toon wrote:Personally I thought the cigarette tasted marginally better than the tea bag I ate shortly after.
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Re: Should I eat ice cream?
skalpel wrote:<laugh>What the hell.Donkey Toon wrote:Personally I thought the cigarette tasted marginally better than the tea bag I ate shortly after.
Yeah I was with a bunch of mates, all drunk and playing "chase the ace", where the first out got to nominate an eating forfeit for the loser. The cigarette was bad enough, but the very next hand I lost again and the nominator paid me back for making him eat an entire pack of lard by selecting a tea bag as my next culinary delight.
f***ing hideous. Do not try this at home!