Jonjo on Goals on Sunday

[overseasTOON]

Donkey lad

Haven't been called a lad in about 40 years. Brilliant!

I got called sir the other day.

Best £75 spent on a hooker ever!

[Donkey Toon]

Haven't been called a lad in about 40 years. Brilliant!

I got called sir the other day.

Best £75 spent on a hooker ever!

That's because at that price she must have been dead classy. Bet she didn't talk with her mouth full either.

[Colly]

Donkey Lad sounds like the most underwhelming superhero sidekick available.

[Aldridge Prior]

Donkey Lad sounds like the most underwhelming superhero sidekick available.

[Donkey Toon]

Donkey Lad sounds like the most underwhelming superhero sidekick available.

Doubt my superpower would be that impressive either. Or would it? ...

[Toondes]

I keep saying it in a thick Yorkshire accent !

[Aldridge Prior]

Donkey Lad sounds like the most underwhelming superhero sidekick available.

Doubt my superpower would be that impressive either. Or would it? ...

Nay...

[Holystone...]

I keep saying it in a thick Yorkshire accent !

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Other Yorkshire greetings include duck, flower and cock. Ha ha

[Remember Colo]

Donkey Lad sounds like the most underwhelming superhero sidekick available.

Doubt my superpower would be that impressive either. Or would it? ...

Fast arithmetic can be an impressive skill and might distract a villain long enough for someone with real powers to get the job done. Or maybe you can explain some financial contracts to them and put them to sleep

[Donkey Toon]

Doubt my superpower would be that impressive either. Or would it? ...

Fast arithmetic can be an impressive skill and might distract a villain long enough for someone with real powers to get the job done. Or maybe you can explain some financial contracts to them and put them to sleep

Or I could distract the villian by annoyingly criticising his spending habits, whilst the hero sneaks up and takes him out.

"I hope you didn't pay more than £50,000 for that death ray. Don't you know you can get them for half that amount if you ..."

[Alfie]

£50k's not too bad for a death ray, cheaper than a personal chef anyway.

[overseasTOON]

Fast arithmetic can be an impressive skill and might distract a villain long enough for someone with real powers to get the job done. Or maybe you can explain some financial contracts to them and put them to sleep

Or I could distract the villian by annoyingly criticising his spending habits, whilst the hero sneaks up and takes him out.

"I hope you didn't pay more than £50,000 for that death ray. Don't you know you can get them for half that amount if you ..."

Damn you Dad and your terrible advice! "There's no money in death rays son. You should become a chef. Everyone needs to eat."

[PTAO?]

Haven't been called a lad in about 40 years. Brilliant!

I got called sir the other day.

Best £75 spent on a hooker ever!

I got called sir at the zoo last weekend.

"Why is my head flat in this picture?"

"It would appear you are too tall for the camera, sir"