What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly bear

What would win?

Gorilla
13
35%
Grizzly Bear
24
65%
 
Total votes: 37

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Kaltenberg » Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:08 pm

Are you implying that you already have a bear? <worried>

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Wedge Head Tiote » Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:09 pm

Duke wrote: What was the concencus?
Pretty much 50-50, we even got onto what would win on different terrains.

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Duke » Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:09 pm

Cal wrote:Are you implying that you already have a bear? <worried>
I'm not saying anything.
I dunno

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Van Beatski » Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:11 pm

Duke wrote:
Cal wrote:Are you implying that you already have a bear? <worried>
I'm not saying anything.
been to powerhouse recently?

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Duke » Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:17 pm

Beatski wrote:
Duke wrote:
I'm not saying anything.
been to powerhouse recently?
<scratch>

I had no idea what you were talking about but I googled it and apparently it's a brand of rowing equipment by a company not far from me and now I'm totally weirded out <worried>.
I dunno

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Kaltenberg » Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:23 pm

Add a Newcastle to that there search of yours.

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Duke » Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:24 pm

Wtf <laugh>

Edit: ohhhh a bear. Yeah I went to powerhouse and bought a burly gay man to fight a gorilla
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Duke » Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:36 pm

Btw that poll is a disgrace. So many people underestimating the mighty gorilla
I dunno

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Japan Papa Goku » Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:24 am

Nine times out of ten the bear would win.
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by OverseersmademesupportenglandTOON » Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:45 am

Juliet Papa Golf wrote:Nine times out of ten the bear would win.
Give the gorilla a shank. He'd **** the bear up big time.

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Duke » Mon Feb 16, 2015 3:29 pm

overseasTOON wrote:
Juliet Papa Golf wrote:Nine times out of ten the bear would win.
Give the gorilla a shank. He'd **** the bear up big time.
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I dunno

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Cheik the room » Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:14 pm

The bear only wins if they are fighting in deep water.
"Yeah, because when they shout go, go, go, go, take him on, take him on, you know, you, you can fly, you go and you try because it's a joy to play in front of our supporters."

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by PTAO? » Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:33 am

Or on land
Or in shallow water.

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Cheik the room » Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:20 pm

The bear needs to get it's jaws on the gorilla before the gorilla, who is much more agile and athletic, lands 2 or 3 punches. The odds are stacked in the gorillas favour.
"Yeah, because when they shout go, go, go, go, take him on, take him on, you know, you, you can fly, you go and you try because it's a joy to play in front of our supporters."

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by PTAO? » Thu Feb 26, 2015 3:17 pm

Yeah because a bear has no strength in its arms and gorillas actively counter box with no use of their canines which aren't used for eating meat either. Wonder why they evolved to have them.

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Cheik the room » Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:24 pm

The gorilla is too compact, a swipe from the bear will cause lacerations but no actual structural damage. Whereas every blow from the gorilla will weaken the bear considerably. The bear only has the hope of getting it's bone crushing jaws wrapped around some part of the gorilla but as already stated the odds are against it being able to do that.
"Yeah, because when they shout go, go, go, go, take him on, take him on, you know, you, you can fly, you go and you try because it's a joy to play in front of our supporters."

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by PTAO? » Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:32 pm

You're basing this off...?

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Cheik the room » Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:52 pm

For fucks sake what a shitty answer to come up with on a thread like this. Nob
"Yeah, because when they shout go, go, go, go, take him on, take him on, you know, you, you can fly, you go and you try because it's a joy to play in front of our supporters."

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by PTAO? » Thu Feb 26, 2015 11:24 pm

<laugh>

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Duke » Thu Feb 26, 2015 11:28 pm

The gorilla would win and this poll is a travesty
I dunno

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