Who would stack shelves better; a bear or a gorilla?

overseasTOON · Post by **overseasTOON** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:01 pm

Hippos are utterly crap at stacking shelves so who would do a better job stacking shelves at Sports Direct?

Mifune · Post by **Mifune** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:13 pm

A bear because it could reach the top shelves. They also have experience being on the front of packs of toilet paper which are stored on shelves in supermarkets and such, which gives them experience of shelf stacking. Gorillas do not have this.

Seagull · Post by **Seagull** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:44 pm

Gorillas have opposable thumbs, whilst bears do not. This superior dexterity would enable more efficient and accurate shelf-stacking.

TJR · Post by **TJR** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:47 pm

Obviously the gorilla.

PTAO? · Post by **PTAO?** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:47 pm

Gorillas because they don't eat fish

Mifune · Post by **Mifune** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:19 pm

I want soutzoukakia smyrneika too wrote:Gorillas have opposable thumbs, whilst bears do not. This superior dexterity would enable more efficient and accurate shelf-stacking.

Opposable thumbs are overrated.

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Duke · Post by **Duke** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:10 pm

I would win this battle

Future Duke · Post by **Future Duke** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:17 pm

Duke wrote:I would win this battle

You don't

Duke · Post by **Duke** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:18 pm

Micky Quim · Post by **Micky Quim** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:19 pm

Future Duke wrote:
Duke wrote:I would win this battle
You don't

PFT · Post by **PFT** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:15 pm

PFT · Post by **PFT** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:15 pm

Future Duke wrote:
Duke wrote:I would win this battle
You don't

As soon as I read this post all I could hear was this.

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Lidl · Post by **Lidl** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:32 pm

If they can drink beer they sure as hell can stack it:

overseasTOON · Post by **overseasTOON** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:16 pm

CryMeARiviere wrote:If they can drink beer they sure as hell can stack it:

Is that bride or a snowman in the background?

Dr. Bishop · Post by **Dr. Bishop** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:07 pm

overseasTOON wrote:
CryMeARiviere wrote:If they can drink beer they sure as hell can stack it:

Is that bride or a snowman in the background?

I was thinking the same

Lidl · Post by **Lidl** » Sat May 02, 2015 3:18 pm

It's a wedding

Sir Bobby · Post by **Sir Bobby** » Sat May 02, 2015 5:01 pm

What's a wedding without a ring bear?

jpg · Post by **jpg** » Tue May 19, 2015 12:37 pm

CryMeARiviere wrote:If they can drink beer they sure as hell can stack it:

This makes no sense!

PFT · Post by **PFT** » Tue May 19, 2015 2:35 pm

CryMeARiviere wrote:If they can drink beer they sure as hell can stack it:

"we are all gathered here today to bear witness...."