What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

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Bison
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Rhinoceros
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Mifune » Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:45 pm

That doesn't look anything like a bison on the right <wenger>.

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Duke » Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:48 pm

MIFUNE wrote:That doesn't look anything like a bison on the right <wenger>.
What is it then? <wenger>
I dunno

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Mifune » Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:49 pm

Duke wrote:
MIFUNE wrote:That doesn't look anything like a bison on the right <wenger>.
What the f*** is it then? <wenger>
How the f*** would I know? You're the one who found the weird mutant cow bison thing.

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Perch's First Touch » Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:54 pm

Doesn't matter what it looks like , a rhino would still f*** it up.
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by PTAO? » Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:54 pm

That's an Indian bison.

I guess these might actually meet Indian rhinos in the wild, and we could have a (kinda) answer?

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Mifune » Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:56 pm

This is a bison.

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Mifune » Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:59 pm

Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:That's an Indian bison.

I guess these might actually meet Indian rhinos in the wild, and we could have a (kinda) answer?
Indian rhinos are the huge ones right?

The weird cow bison thing would stand no chance against those.

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by PTAO? » Sun Jun 07, 2015 6:18 pm

MIFUNE wrote:
Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:That's an Indian bison.

I guess these might actually meet Indian rhinos in the wild, and we could have a (kinda) answer?
Indian rhinos are the huge ones right?

The weird cow bison thing would stand no chance against those.
I think they are smaller than White Rhino's, but bigger than Black.

The Indian bison is bigger than the American Bison, so would have more of a chance than the original question, which I assumed was an American Bison vs a White Rhino.

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Mifune » Sun Jun 07, 2015 6:34 pm

I see <scratch>.

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by OverseersmademesupportenglandTOON » Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:49 pm

Does the bison have a shiv?

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Captain Obvious » Sun Jun 14, 2015 10:48 pm

I bet bison is fukcing tasty.

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by PTAO? » Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:50 am

Captain Obvious wrote:I bet bison is fukcing tasty.
It's ok.

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by OverseersmademesupportenglandTOON » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:02 am

Captain Obvious wrote:I bet bison is fukcing tasty.
Its a tough meat so you have to tenderise it quite a lot and is best slow cooked.

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