The Absurd Football Painting Request Thread

[overseasTOON]

Shola Ameobi holding DiCanio on the front of a small fishing vessel (Dicaprio/Kate Winslet style) as they sail down the side of a volcano which is firing lumps of molten Steve Claridge from it. Garth Crooks is still trying to argue with the smoldering remnants of Claridge on the floor.

Had a go at this :

http://i.imgur.com/FvtjtR5.png" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Best lumps of molten Steve Claridge. E.V.E.R!

[Fester]

Just found this thread through a quote in someones sig, it's amazing.

I would like to request:

Gareth Bale as donkey kong throwing barrels with a football player of your choice who looks like mario trying to rescue princess peach (can be a feminine/princessy looking footballer of your choice).

[Don Sholeone]

bump!!!

[Mifune]

bump!!!

[skalpel]

[Don Sholeone]

[beatski]

[dls]

https://www.facebook.com/JimllPaintIt" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

"Dear Jim,

Please paint me Alan Partridge and The Ultimate Warrior posing for a photo in Alan's room at Linton Travel Tavern. At the right side of the room, The Proclaimers are hurtling down through the floor and out through the ceiling in a continuous loop through teleportation holes from the Portal games.

Cheers,

Steven Kirkwood"

[dls]

"Dear Jim,

Please can you paint me R2D2 in court being questioned by a goose in a suit with coins falling out of his pocket? Rita from Coronation Street is on the jury dressed as Peter Criss from Kiss and singing the wrong words to Enter Sandman by Metallica and the judge (who is suspended by hooks) is a massive, camp hairdryer.

Thanks,

Jack James Willitts"

[Pardew's Legendary Specs]

More please

[Tomski]

I've just discovered this guy on YouTube. He's awesome!

[Aldridge Prior]

Haha! He's brilliant Tomski!

[KingoStarr]

I love Neef's drawings

[Aldridge Prior]

Titus Bramble zorbing down Deckham Bank whilst being chased by a pimp on a diva spacehopper, Alec Baldwin in drag and a giant space clam with a batmobile exhaust.

Still waiting

[Pardew's Legendary Specs]

these were great