Random Rubbish Players You Really Liked

[Colly]

Patrick Kluivert

Good shout he was terrible but still, he played for us

Notice nobody has mentioned Owen

There's been a few stretches in here but calling Michael Owen a rubbish player would definitely be one.

On Kluivert the only Champions League game I saw at SJP was against Barca when we lost 2-0. Titus managed a classic howler for Kluivert to tap into a basically empty net and instead of celebrating he just did a fairly apologetic shrug towards our corner. I like to think he signed for us to continue his apology...

[Holystone...]

John Barnes who by the time he landed here ( with his other mate Ian Rush ffs) was so slow my mam was faster.

[ScottW1886]

Brian Pinas... just because.

[The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco]

John Barnes who by the time he landed here ( with his other mate Ian Rush ffs) was so slow my mam was faster.

You can add Stuart Pearce to that list of OAP's

[Holystone...]

Mentioning Pearce we should have a sub category of players who lunged into tackles without thinking . Saylor, Kilkline and Smith .

[The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco]

Mentioning Pearce we should have a sub category of players who lunged into tackles without thinking . Saylor, Kilkline and Smith .

Colback, Tiote

[Remember Colo]

Mentioning Pearce we should have a sub category of players who lunged into tackles without thinking . Saylor, Kilkline and Smith .

Colback, Tiote

I was going to add Jonas to that list. In his later years he'd always just barge into the back of people - as if he'd forgotten how to stop once he finally got up to speed tracking someone.

[TBC]

Mentioning Pearce we should have a sub category of players who lunged into tackles without thinking . Saylor, Kilkline and Smith .

Colback, Tiote

You 'really like' Colback?

[bodacious benny]

Colback, Tiote

I was going to add Jonas to that list. In his later years he'd always just barge into the back of people - as if he'd forgotten how to stop once he finally got up to speed tracking someone.

He wasn't the best but he wasn't the worst tbf

[The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco]

Colback, Tiote

You 'really like' Colback?

No, i was just going on the "players who lunged into tackles without thinking" part

[Hjl]

I like Colback. He's clearly a toon at heart, not his fault he has all of the footballing talent of an empty coke bottle.

[bodacious benny]

I was speaking to my old boss yesterday who's a Man U fan, he even said (without any promoting) that Colback has regressed. Let's face it he was pretty average at his 'peak' so if he's regressed we're really f***ed

[TBC]

I like Colback. He's clearly a toon at heart, not his fault he has all of the footballing talent of an empty coke bottle.

Yeah, he bleeds black and white.

[Duke]

Beat 3-0 by a team containing Colback and Altidore

[Graw]

Patrick Kluivert

I remember playing fifa 2004 at a mates house, signed him for us on there and was scoring absolute belters with him. Went home turned on sky sports news and it was the yellow ticker that we had signed him.. had to pinch myself as I'd thought I'd fell asleep playing fifa for a second

Still love him for that header against Chelsea in cup

[Hjl]

I like Colback. He's clearly a toon at heart, not his fault he has all of the footballing talent of an empty coke bottle.

Yeah, he bleeds black and white.

Is THAT why so many people hate Colback? Cos he used to be a mackem? Am I alone in not caring at all?

[PTAO?]

Patrick Kluivert

I remember playing fifa 2004 at a mates house, signed him for us on there and was scoring absolute belters with him. Went home turned on sky sports news and it was the yellow ticker that we had signed him.. had to pinch myself as I'd thought I'd fell asleep playing fifa for a second

Still love him for that header against Chelsea in cup

Had something similar with both Vuckic and Santon. I'd signed them for years on FM, was so f***ing excited when we got them.

[TBC]

Is THAT why so many people hate Colback? Cos he used to be a mackem? Am I alone in not caring at all?

No, I hate him because he's f***ing w***, but the local lad thing pisses me off because there's playing for Sunderland, and then there's the celebrations and s*** like that in the photo.

[TBC]

Patrick Kluivert

I remember playing fifa 2004 at a mates house, signed him for us on there and was scoring absolute belters with him. Went home turned on sky sports news and it was the yellow ticker that we had signed him.. had to pinch myself as I'd thought I'd fell asleep playing fifa for a second

Still love him for that header against Chelsea in cup

I did the same thing, signed him on Fifa before he was confirmed.

[ALF]

I remember playing fifa 2004 at a mates house, signed him for us on there and was scoring absolute belters with him. Went home turned on sky sports news and it was the yellow ticker that we had signed him.. had to pinch myself as I'd thought I'd fell asleep playing fifa for a second

Still love him for that header against Chelsea in cup

Had something similar with both Vuckic and Santon. I'd signed them for years on FM, was so f***ing excited when we got them.

We signed Vuckic at 16, he wasn't even on FM until we signed him