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Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by gola » Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:55 am

he has a history of getting players injured by playing them wen not fit and hes doin it again

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by Colly » Mon Jan 25, 2021 10:23 am

gola wrote:
Mon Jan 25, 2021 9:46 am
CIH wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:33 pm


I'm hardly a fan of Bruce, but not sure where you are getting that from? To start it's factually inaccurate as ASM isn't playing, at least not from the start. He's on the bench, and almost certainly won't come off it. It's being used as a PR thing to say he's back in the squad as he's an important player. That'd be my interpretation, anyway.
erm he was playing cos he was in the squad and he came off the bench in the game?
So maybe he is fit?

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by overseasTOON » Mon Jan 25, 2021 10:12 am

Moved company in December and found out that my new boss is a Villa fan.

He's been laughing his ass off in every meeting I've had with him this morning.

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by gola » Mon Jan 25, 2021 9:46 am

CIH wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:33 pm
gola wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 7:30 pm
hes basically risking another injury to asm playing him wen not fit in order to save his career. hes shockin
I'm hardly a fan of Bruce, but not sure where you are getting that from? To start it's factually inaccurate as ASM isn't playing, at least not from the start. He's on the bench, and almost certainly won't come off it. It's being used as a PR thing to say he's back in the squad as he's an important player. That'd be my interpretation, anyway.
erm he was playing cos he was in the squad and he came off the bench in the game?

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by Toondes » Sun Jan 24, 2021 4:18 pm

Hendrick is awful

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by ALF » Sun Jan 24, 2021 12:41 pm

Crouching Shola Hidden Talent wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:16 pm
Colly wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:06 pm


He does keep going to "they won't do anything without a takeover" though. This team with a handful of additions is a good side, it's just been coached to utter s****. Pundits going on about Rafa's "miracle" in keeping us up have been repeating this lie ever since, and the team hides behind it. It's not a bad squad, it just needs central midfielders and some coaching. I'd be happy with that regardless of Ashley.
That's a fair point - I guess I've just become so accustomed to hearing most pundits say how great Bruce is that one who vaguely tries to point out the fallacy seems like a revelation!

The central midfield is a real concern. One thing that alarms me about it is the lack of pace right across the board. I also cannot stand Shelvey - I'm happy with Hayden as at least he knows his limits and puts a shift in. He's a far less 'talented' player than Shelvey according to most, but Shelvey is just lazy as s*** and offers nothing to a team like ours in its current state.
We have plenty of pace in the side and in the right areas. Pace is a massively overrated attribute anyway. I heard Bent talking about how quick Wilson is before the game, I don't think I've seen him sprint past someone since joining. Clever movement is far more important than pace. Pace gets you a yard at most, even Miggy when he was set free was caught by Mings and Miggy is one of the quickest players in the league.

Hayden is good as an out and out DM but he'll never be good enough as a central midfielder, he has no interest in having the ball. Under better coaching we may see something from Longstaff, Longstaff and Hendrick. Shelvey just needs to be moved on, nowhere near good enough in any area.

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by Toon Ireland » Sun Jan 24, 2021 12:34 am

There has barely even been a moment to get excited about for weeks, even Cheltenham got 80 odd mins against man city today, we got zero against Sheffield United! Says it all really

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by Toon Ireland » Sun Jan 24, 2021 12:31 am

Newcastle are making me less interested in football in general, football is meant to be entertaining but Newcastle are anything but. I'm not from the area so maybe that's a factor too but I'm starting to not care and really don't expect anything positive from our matches. Ashley is the main problem but Bruce needs to go too, any half decent player we have would probably jump ship in a heartbeat. I think we'll probably stay up but just, and next season will be more of the same s***.

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by Valentino's fast feet » Sun Jan 24, 2021 12:20 am

Colly wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:06 pm
Crouching Shola Hidden Talent wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:04 pm


Yeh this was Carragher I think. His voice is hard to listen to but he's been more open to criticising what has been going on than most.
He does keep going to "they won't do anything without a takeover" though. This team with a handful of additions is a good side, it's just been coached to utter s****. Pundits going on about Rafa's "miracle" in keeping us up have been repeating this lie ever since, and the team hides behind it. It's not a bad squad, it just needs central midfielders and some coaching. I'd be happy with that regardless of Ashley.
And the same pundits have not long ago claimed we should be happy with what Bruce is doing, and is as good as - if not better- than Benitez. It's laughable.

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by bodacious benny » Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:18 pm

Bruce “I’ve seen enough to be encouraged, there was enough there to work on”.

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by Donkey Toon » Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:16 pm

So I had zero expectations when I saw the teamsheet. Turns out zero was hopelessly optimistic. What a crock of s***! Yet again!

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by Crouching Shola Hidden Talent » Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:16 pm

Colly wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:06 pm
Crouching Shola Hidden Talent wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:04 pm


Yeh this was Carragher I think. His voice is hard to listen to but he's been more open to criticising what has been going on than most.
He does keep going to "they won't do anything without a takeover" though. This team with a handful of additions is a good side, it's just been coached to utter s****. Pundits going on about Rafa's "miracle" in keeping us up have been repeating this lie ever since, and the team hides behind it. It's not a bad squad, it just needs central midfielders and some coaching. I'd be happy with that regardless of Ashley.
That's a fair point - I guess I've just become so accustomed to hearing most pundits say how great Bruce is that one who vaguely tries to point out the fallacy seems like a revelation!

The central midfield is a real concern. One thing that alarms me about it is the lack of pace right across the board. I also cannot stand Shelvey - I'm happy with Hayden as at least he knows his limits and puts a shift in. He's a far less 'talented' player than Shelvey according to most, but Shelvey is just lazy as s*** and offers nothing to a team like ours in its current state.

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by overseasTOON » Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:14 pm

Burnley above us now.

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by bodacious benny » Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:09 pm

Terry pre match: “Bruce is an excellent manager” <horse>

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by Colly » Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:06 pm

Crouching Shola Hidden Talent wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:04 pm
seaside nipper wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:58 pm
Match commentators / summarisers tonight called it.
Newcastle, a boring nothing club now, remaining so until they are sold.
Awful
Yeh this was Carragher I think. His voice is hard to listen to but he's been more open to criticising what has been going on than most.
He does keep going to "they won't do anything without a takeover" though. This team with a handful of additions is a good side, it's just been coached to utter s****. Pundits going on about Rafa's "miracle" in keeping us up have been repeating this lie ever since, and the team hides behind it. It's not a bad squad, it just needs central midfielders and some coaching. I'd be happy with that regardless of Ashley.

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by lassassinblanc » Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:05 pm

Jesus we're shocking. Still don't think we'll be relegated but we're going to push it close

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by Crouching Shola Hidden Talent » Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:04 pm

seaside nipper wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:58 pm
Match commentators / summarisers tonight called it.
Newcastle, a boring nothing club now, remaining so until they are sold.
Awful
Yeh this was Carragher I think. His voice is hard to listen to but he's been more open to criticising what has been going on than most.

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by Crouching Shola Hidden Talent » Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:03 pm

The only slight positive to take out of any of this s**** is that it's been funny to hear the awkward tone of some of the pundits who have been supporting Bruce so vehemently - they are watching the car crash they have championed unfold in front of their own eyes and they don't know what to do. It's basically Brexit-voting fishermen watching the effects of Brexit.

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by Stevo » Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:59 pm

I don't know whether just having access to the BBC text updates is a blessing at the moment... Chris Waddle's qote:

"If the fans had their way, I'm sure they would say they want Steve Bruce out now. But Mike Ashley is a patient man and as long as he sees a future in the Premier League, and there's no risk to that, I don't think Steve Bruce has got a problem."

Does he really think the way we are going we will remain in the Premier League?

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v a**hole villa

by seaside nipper » Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:58 pm

Match commentators / summarisers tonight called it.
Newcastle, a boring nothing club now, remaining so until they are sold.
Awful

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