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Re: Pavel's eBar

by Hjl » Sat Aug 15, 2020 5:29 pm

I'm 37 today. f***ing hell.

Re: Pavel's eBar

by biggeordiedave » Wed Aug 05, 2020 1:02 pm

Comments on Sky News and BBC saying "so you can report on this but you won't report on immigrants crossing the channel" <wenger>

Re: Pavel's eBar

by Don Sholeone » Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:42 pm



No wonder people thought it was a nuke.

Thats some shock wave

Re: Pavel's eBar

by The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco » Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:36 pm

Don Sholeone wrote:
Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:34 pm
Holy f***ing s***! <****>

Re: Pavel's eBar

by Don Sholeone » Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:34 pm

Re: Pavel's eBar

by biggeordiedave » Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:41 am

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:56 am
Without wanting to sound heartless, if there’s only 70 or so deaths they’ve got off bloody lightly.

The UN estimates that 25,000 people worldwide die of starvation and related causes every day...
The death toll will rise quite significantly unfortunately. There are already over 100 dead and over 100 still missing.

Re: Pavel's eBar

by Bodacious Benny » Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:56 am

Without wanting to sound heartless, if there’s only 70 or so deaths they’ve got off bloody lightly.

The UN estimates that 25,000 people worldwide die of starvation and related causes every day...

Re: Pavel's eBar

by biggeordiedave » Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:46 am

The explosion in Beirut is absolutely awful. If the cause they are talking about (2750 tonnes of ammonium nitrate in a warehouse) is true then the scale of the damage will be huge. I was reading a comparison with the Oklahoma City bombing. They used 2 tonnes of it and killed 168 people and injured hundreds more. It affected dozens of cars and buildings within a 16 block radius, with some buildings completely destroyed and caused around $650m worth of damage.

I think the only saving grace here is that it was in the port and not further inland.

Re: Pavel's eBar

by biggeordiedave » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:02 am

I'm pretty sure it was HIAG who won the £100k on a scratchcard. That wasn't his most glorious forum moment however...

https://toonforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=809

<laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

Re: Pavel's eBar

by Bodacious Benny » Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:53 pm

jpg wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:49 pm
Whatever happened to the member who £100k on a scratch card?


I had always assumed this to be genuine
I think that was genuine <scratch>

Didn’t someone else here know who it was and said they turned into a bit of a dick?

Re: Pavel's eBar

by jpg » Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:49 pm

Whatever happened to the member who £100k on a scratch card?


I had always assumed this to be genuine

Re: Pavel's eBar

by ALF » Wed Jul 29, 2020 3:54 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:40 am
Chappaz turned into a complete sex pest when "she" was around. I even wrote a poem about it from his perspective.
biggeordiedave wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:16 pm
He even wrote her a poem.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Silverfoxfan,
Get in my van.
<laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

I thought it turned out to be Skalps on the wind up.

Re: Pavel's eBar

by biggeordiedave » Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:40 am

Chappaz turned into a complete sex pest when "she" was around. I even wrote a poem about it from his perspective.
biggeordiedave wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:16 pm
He even wrote her a poem.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Silverfoxfan,
Get in my van.

Re: Pavel's eBar

by Bodacious Benny » Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:26 am

Haha I remember that <laugh>

Re: Pavel's eBar

by Hjl » Tue Jul 28, 2020 5:38 pm

What in the world?.......

Re: Pavel's eBar

by DavideDuck » Tue Jul 28, 2020 2:39 pm

skalpel wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:44 pm
DavideDuck wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 10:00 pm
Bit of a random one, but did we ever find out if that German Pardew superfan was Skalps?
Total coincidence that I was away at the time. I'll let you decide on whether or not that first sentence is sarcastic <roll>.
SpoilerShow
It wasn't me. No idea who it was, and I missed the whole thing because iirc I was away on a holiday getting engaged at the time.
It's certainly a peculiar one. I was reminded of it yesterday after trawling through my old youtube history and coming across bizarre NUFC related vids such as this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yymo4fL ... LCn-R4kT4A
Blue & Maroon wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 2:27 pm
You been feeling guilty after wanking again?
Unfortunately, even if I did have the urge, the material isn't out there anymore. There are a few news articles on the topic, but it seems the original vid got taken down. Don't blame her if she was actually real, since you had the likes of the Mirror plastering her youtube channel on their site: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... an-1300623

Edit: Just rediscovered this interesting eBar post by the person in question...
silverfoxfan wrote:
Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:48 pm
yes i m back in germany and yes i m pregnant yes i will abort next monday and yes i m a monster :(
silverfoxfan wrote: if it was Alan Pardews child I wouldnt want to abort but in that case ..... I dont even know the name of the father and where he is now T_T and i m having mental conversations with the baby that the rainbows , colorful ponies and sweets in heaven are so much greater than life on planet earth
viewtopic.php?f=2&t=15&p=310931#p310931

Re: Pavel's eBar

by Blue & Maroon » Tue Jul 28, 2020 2:27 pm

DavideDuck wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 10:00 pm
Bit of a random one, but did we ever find out if that German Pardew superfan was Skalps?
You been feeling guilty after wanking again?

Re: Pavel's eBar

by skalpel » Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:44 pm

DavideDuck wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 10:00 pm
Bit of a random one, but did we ever find out if that German Pardew superfan was Skalps?
Total coincidence that I was away at the time. I'll let you decide on whether or not that first sentence is sarcastic <roll>.
SpoilerShow
It wasn't me. No idea who it was, and I missed the whole thing because iirc I was away on a holiday getting engaged at the time.

Re: Pavel's eBar

by DavideDuck » Mon Jul 27, 2020 10:00 pm

Bit of a random one, but did we ever find out if that German Pardew superfan was Skalps?

Re: Pavel's eBar

by overseasTOON » Mon Jul 27, 2020 8:37 am

Woke up at 6am and quietly as possible taped up the walls we had re-plastered due to rising damp and started painting the sealant.

Was moaned at by 8am because the house stinks and it woke everyone up. I've got the undercoat do start tomorrow morning so they'll be really pissed off.

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