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Re: The funny corner

by seaside nipper » Wed Jul 17, 2019 8:55 am

Guy in the bakery points to the cake he wants
Assistant says Cupcake.
Guy says, ok Cupcake, that one there please !!??

Re: The funny corner

by daib0 » Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:52 pm

A guy went to the doctors, and the doctor was fumbling around for a while but didn't say anything.
So the chap says "anything up, doc?"
The doctor replies "I just can't put my finger on the problem. But I'd reckon it is a drinking problem"
"Don't worry, doc, then I'll come back when you're sober!"

Re: The funny corner

by jimileysbaldhead » Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:45 pm

Currently bird watching with Sinead O'Connor.

So far its been seven owls and fifteen jays.....

Re: The funny corner

by daib0 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:08 pm

My mate was so unfairly put in prison just for having a stutter. The judge simply had it in for him....

In fact, we don't know if he'll ever finish his sentence....

Re: The funny corner

by JamesBotch » Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:21 am

jimileysbaldhead wrote:
Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:21 am
I asked the wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nine or ten. Check out my blogs: eatrbox.com - camengo.com - toodrie.com
<laugh> <laugh> <laugh>!

Re: The funny corner

by Tsi » Fri Apr 12, 2019 9:07 pm

So if a overweight person identifies as a slim person does that make them translender

Re: The funny corner

by jimileysbaldhead » Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:21 am

I asked the wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nine or ten.

Re: The funny corner

by lassassinblanc » Thu Mar 28, 2019 2:51 pm

An ex-girlfriend of mine was obsessed with counting, I often wonder what she is up to now.

Re: The funny corner

by daib0 » Sat Mar 16, 2019 8:56 am

Looking for good home for family dog.

It is a small terrier.

Only problem is it barks and whines all day until owner returns home.

If you are interested give me a call so I can hop over next doors fence and get it for you.

Re: The funny corner

by daib0 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:44 pm

jimileysbaldhead wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:58 am
Missing: black and white cat, very very intelligent.

Tiddles, if you're reading this please come home.
<applause>

Re: The funny corner

by jimileysbaldhead » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:58 am

Missing: black and white cat, very very intelligent.

Tiddles, if you're reading this please come home.

Re: The funny corner

by jimileysbaldhead » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:41 pm

I met Elkie Brooks at Crufts and asked her if I could guess the name of her dog. "Yes", she said, "but you're a fool if you think it's Rover".

Re: The funny corner

by daib0 » Mon Feb 18, 2019 2:14 pm

David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink.

"It’s a pleasure to serve you Mr Hasselhoff,” said the bartender.

“Just call me Hoff,” he replied.

“Sure,” said the bartender. “No hassle.”

Re: The funny corner

by Micky Quim » Sun Feb 17, 2019 6:08 pm

My next door neighbour just accused me of stealing clothes from her washing line. I nearly s*** her pants.

Re: The funny corner

by Micky Quim » Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:10 pm

It is an interesting fact that pigeons die almost immediately after sex.

Well the one I f***ed did.

Re: The funny corner

by daib0 » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:28 pm

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyParis"
When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital...

Re: The funny corner

by jimileysbaldhead » Sun Feb 03, 2019 10:19 am

Had a dream last night I was getting a blow job off the blonde one in Abba, woke up with a start when his beard started to tickle me bollocks.

Re: The funny corner

by Micky Quim » Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:19 am

I entered a blindfolded masturbation competition once...f*** knows where I came

Re: The funny corner

by Micky Quim » Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:15 am

I just bought 35 cans of women's deodorant.
I can't help it, i'm an impulse buyer!

Re: The funny corner

by Micky Quim » Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:08 am

I once dated a dentist.
She had the best teeth I’d ever come across

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