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by ToonViking
Sat Feb 03, 2024 5:20 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Matchday thread - Toon v Hatters
Replies: 56
Views: 1361

Re: Matchday thread - Toon v Hatters

beatski wrote:
Sat Feb 03, 2024 5:13 pm
4 at home against Luton, good performance from the lads, not wholly unexpected to score that many based on our previous performances and the fact that Luton are a newly promoted side.


Wait, we conceded how many?!
🤣🤣🤣
by ToonViking
Tue Dec 26, 2023 2:31 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Matchday thread - Toon v Forest
Replies: 89
Views: 3480

Re: Matchday thread - Toon v Forest

UlversToon wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2023 2:20 pm
Well Liverpool & Man City next with the mackems sandwiched in between them, what can possibly go wrong?
🤣🤣🤣
by ToonViking
Tue Dec 26, 2023 2:08 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Matchday thread - Toon v Forest
Replies: 89
Views: 3480

Re: Matchday thread - Toon v Forest

The back four should waive their wagesthis week. 🤬
by ToonViking
Tue Nov 28, 2023 10:02 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Matchday thread - Toon v PSG
Replies: 75
Views: 2673

Re: Matchday thread - Toon v PSG

Apart from the atrocious penalty decision, I note the Mbappé refused to shake the Toon players’ hands, haha.
by ToonViking
Sun Apr 23, 2023 1:51 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Matchday thread - Toon v Spurs
Replies: 97
Views: 2949

Re: Matchday thread - Toon v Spurs

Get Bruno and Isak off before the Spuds go on a revenge mission. Romero has form for maiming oppo players, as do Kulusevski and Kane. And Son.
by ToonViking
Sun Apr 23, 2023 1:49 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Matchday thread - Toon v Spurs
Replies: 97
Views: 2949

Re: Matchday thread - Toon v Spurs

Beatski wrote:
Sun Apr 23, 2023 1:42 pm
Did the commentator just call us a lower ranked team?! Check the table mate
Bang. On. <dotheameobi>
by ToonViking
Sun Apr 02, 2023 6:02 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Matchday thread - Toon v manure
Replies: 45
Views: 2189

Re: Matchday thread - Toon v manure

Revenge is a dish best served up LOUD! 😎💪🏽
by ToonViking
Sun Apr 02, 2023 3:51 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Matchday thread - Toon v manure
Replies: 45
Views: 2189

Re: Matchday thread - Toon v manure

Atwell must be a Manc!?
by ToonViking
Sat Mar 04, 2023 1:50 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Matchday thread - Citeh v Toon
Replies: 48
Views: 2045

Re: Matchday thread - Citeh v Toon

Ake complains about a yellowwhen he should have seen red, merchant banker!
by ToonViking
Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:59 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: It would never work, but....
Replies: 5
Views: 3610

It would never work, but....

Hatem Ben Arfa’s a free agent. I know he’s not very professional, but oh for just ONE more mazy run, one more «how the feck did he do that?» goal. A bit like an ex who, even though you know exactly why she was bad news you can’t help thinking «but the good bits, phwoaaarrr.» HBA is as mad as a march...
by ToonViking
Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:42 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Return of Andy Carroll
Replies: 52
Views: 20163

Re: Return of Andy Carroll

ToonViking wrote:
Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:40 pm
imagine the fear of the oppo's defence when he comes on.
As an impact sub, obviously. I don't see him as a starter, even over Muto.
by ToonViking
Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:40 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Return of Andy Carroll
Replies: 52
Views: 20163

Re: Return of Andy Carroll

He's been terrible these last couple of seasons, but if he's match fit, imagine the fear of the oppo's defence when he comes on. I mean, even if he doesn't score, he'll spread the pain around, and spread it liberally. Big Andy on a pay-as-you-play? Bring it on!
by ToonViking
Sun Jul 28, 2019 8:56 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Joelinton Signs for Newcastle
Replies: 134
Views: 49469

Re: Joelinton Signs for Newcastle

I haven't seen Joelinton play, but I've heard Tim Vickery sing his praises on a couple of occasions, including the last edition of BBC's "World Football Phone-In" on Friday night. He also said he was interested to see how the Joelinton-Almirón partnership would work out. He seemed to have high hopes...
by ToonViking
Sun Jul 14, 2019 10:41 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: The next manager?
Replies: 489
Views: 180240

Re: The next manager?

Steve Bruce, is it? I'm generally an optimist, but I've just renamed my Fantasy team "Doon Army."
by ToonViking
Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:51 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: The next manager?
Replies: 489
Views: 180240

Re: The next manager?

The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco wrote:
Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:43 am
CIH wrote:
Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:40 am
Haha love that clip. If you bring in Gattuso might as well have Roy Keane as assistant. Then it's a party.
At least we'll go down swinging!
I'd take Joe Jordan over Keano.
by ToonViking
Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:34 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: The next manager?
Replies: 489
Views: 180240

Re: The next manager?

I think the most likely scenario is Ashley staying on to asset strip the club á la the Oystons. If so, then at least give us a few months of Gattuso madness and passion.
Anyroad, to quote the late, great Phil Lynott, "I'd rather go down smiling."
by ToonViking
Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:25 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Perez Leaving
Replies: 75
Views: 30632

Re: Perez Leaving

And so it begins. In 2021 we'll be rocking up at Prenton Park, a year after that we'll go to the OTHER St Jame's Park to match up against Exeter. It's going well, isn't it? <urgh>
by ToonViking
Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:10 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Newcastle Utd vs Bournemouth - 05/03/16
Replies: 411
Views: 72567

Re: Newcastle Utd vs Bournemouth - 05/03/16

You know it's not good when your reaction to Ayoze's goal is "Oh no, please no, don't give me any more false hope, just let me sit here getting to grips with my club becoming a Ch'ship club. Oh, and I think Schteve should just concede the last 10 games, as it's not fair on the punters who have to pa...
by ToonViking
Sat Aug 29, 2015 1:36 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Newcastle Utd 0 - 1 Arsenal – 29/08/15
Replies: 256
Views: 48958

Re: Newcastle Utd vs Arsenal – 29/08/15

Wtf has Marriner been smoking? Wenger's unwashed g-string?
by ToonViking
Sun May 24, 2015 5:56 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Newcastle Utd 2 - 0 West Ham - 24/05/15
Replies: 523
Views: 66913

Re: Newcastle Utd vs West Ham - 24/05/15

Texted the landlord before the game, saying there might be loudness emanating from downstairs, as the Toon were fighting for survival. They were quite understanding, really. They've got 5 St Bernard dogs, so they're used to a bit of nois, mind. Anyroad, thank f**k that went okay, as I'm too old for ...