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by thedeludedfannymagnet2
Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:57 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match day thread - NUFC v Cardiff
Replies: 94
Views: 718

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v Cardiff

I'm going! Newcastle 7 Cardiff 0 <diva> <laugh>
by thedeludedfannymagnet2
Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:56 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Ashley “close to conceding defeat” re: selling the club
Replies: 5
Views: 163

Re: Ashley “close to conceding defeat” re: selling the club

https://twitter.com/craighope_dm/status/1086581291129163778?s=21 Well that was fun while the hope lasted <neg> I suppose it’s naive to think that, now he’s likely staying as owner, he might allow the club to spend some money... Side note: if we are spending money on paying down our debt to him - pe...
by thedeludedfannymagnet2
Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:00 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1721

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

I once sniffed a lighter to see if the gas was coming out, I also stupidly struck it at the same time. Same result. Potential Darwin award? <laugh> I got my wife to try and mimic a Turkish barber to sort out my ear fur using a lighter - also a very bad idea! <laugh> Life would be really dull withou...
by thedeludedfannymagnet2
Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:59 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1721

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

https://www.brfcs.com/mb/index.php?/forums/topic/33702-rovers-at-the-toon-fa-cup-3rd-round-saturday-5th-january-2019-530pm/&page=33 Blackburn fans "Newcastle were dire, such a poor side etc..." Well tbf we weren't great at all but still beat you 4 v 2 so what does that say about you inbreds? f***in...
by thedeludedfannymagnet2
Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:19 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1721

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

<laugh> The Hoz was offside apparently
by thedeludedfannymagnet2
Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:17 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1721

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

Micky Quim wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:09 pm
In case anyone is interested, my Mrs nostrils are also singed from an accidental release
I once sniffed a lighter to see if the gas was coming out, I also stupidly struck it at the same time. Same result. Potential Darwin award?
by thedeludedfannymagnet2
Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:10 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1721

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

Was that norman wisdom?
by thedeludedfannymagnet2
Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:08 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1721

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

Dacks miss <whistle> <laugh>
by thedeludedfannymagnet2
Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:04 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1721

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

krully wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:04 pm
Perez and Joselu scoring <erk>
<laugh>
by thedeludedfannymagnet2
Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:04 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1721

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

We're gonna win the cup We're gonna win the cup <dotheameobi> <diva> :bandit:
by thedeludedfannymagnet2
Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:03 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1721

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

Indeed
by thedeludedfannymagnet2
Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:02 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1721

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

Let's see what fate befalls us in the last 15
by thedeludedfannymagnet2
Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:58 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1721

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

Our first attack for 15
by thedeludedfannymagnet2
Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:54 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1721

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

overseasTOON wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:52 pm
Cardiff must be laughing their asses off at this as they strike out names from our squad who are crocked.
I've got tickets ... <cheers>
by thedeludedfannymagnet2
Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:51 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1721

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

Micky Quim wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:50 pm
Bodacious Benny wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:49 pm


Wtf were you doing cleaning the shower? I thought you had a wife?
She was licking out my bum hole at the time <ok>
TMI <erk> <laugh>
by thedeludedfannymagnet2
Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:49 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1721

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

Could be worse, could be Stoke <yikes>
by thedeludedfannymagnet2
Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:43 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1721

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

This isn't quite a Hereford-esque game but getting there.
by thedeludedfannymagnet2
Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:36 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1721

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

How long this break? I need a dump