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by skalpel
Wed Oct 14, 2020 12:34 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 492
Views: 37747

Re: Coronavirus

Suppose the scenario in which there is no vaccine. How long would it take before we began to draw this conclusion, or at least to accept that it could be decades? Then what happens next? What do we think 'learning to live with' this virus would look like exactly? How could or should we adapt?
by skalpel
Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:44 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 92397
Views: 1764521

Re: Pavel's eBar

Bit of a random one, but did we ever find out if that German Pardew superfan was Skalps? Total coincidence that I was away at the time. I'll let you decide on whether or not that first sentence is sarcastic <roll>. It wasn't me. No idea who it was, and I missed the whole thing because iirc I was aw...
by skalpel
Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:36 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Toon Takeover Thread - Chopra should be champing at the bit
Replies: 1456
Views: 104712

Re: Toon Takeover Thread

I always figured a do-gooder is an idealist who believes they can make a difference to a huge cause, when in fact the only difference they make is the introduction of minor irritation to people nearby. So by calling someone a do-gooder, you aren't necessarily dismissing their cause, but you are sayi...
by skalpel
Wed May 06, 2020 5:06 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life
Replies: 1546
Views: 85350

Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

biggeordiedave wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:55 am
<laugh> f***ing hell Skalps. For as long as I know you on this forum, you will never, ever live that down <laugh>.
Also <laugh>. The eight year commitment to this pledge is beautiful.
by skalpel
Wed May 06, 2020 5:02 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life
Replies: 1546
Views: 85350

Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

You don't know any of us - get telling. I hope not... A couple of weeks ago, my flatmate's boyfriend and his mates came up and we went on a night out, where I was bought drinks for the entire night. After drinking an obscene amount we went through the park to get home and I went to bed. After a few...
by skalpel
Wed May 06, 2020 10:25 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life
Replies: 1546
Views: 85350

Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Bumping this for anyone who is bored and needs to read some ridiculous stories. A particular favourite of mine appears early on and features our esteemed founder dancing to 'Blue' by Eiffel 65 in front of his school. Rumour has it he still busts those moves out at parties. <laugh> <laugh> you basta...
by skalpel
Wed Apr 22, 2020 5:58 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Toon Takeover Thread - Chopra should be champing at the bit
Replies: 1456
Views: 104712

Re: Toon Takeover Thread

A Saudi Arabian government owned news channel has emailed asking if anyone wants to be interviewed about Ashley selling the club to Saudis... On TV? You should go for it. Wear a t-shirt with toonforum.co.uk on it and plug plug plug. Or else put them in touch with Donkey Toon so we get to witness th...
by skalpel
Wed Apr 22, 2020 2:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 492
Views: 37747

Re: Coronavirus

well the account featured is most certainly fake at least https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EV0a6IDWoAA6kSK?format=jpg&name=900x900 Aye 100%. It's just the link to the government which hasn't been definitely established yet. Whoever it was could at least have put a bit more effort into finding display ph...
by skalpel
Wed Apr 22, 2020 11:23 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 492
Views: 37747

Re: Coronavirus

The Tories have seemingly set up fake NHS Twitter accounts in order to try and AstroTurf the government response to covid https://mobile.twitter.com/jdpoc/status/1252266724449230848 Posted this in the wrong thread yesterday <disgrace> Far be it from me to defend the Tories, but this seems to still ...
by skalpel
Sat Apr 11, 2020 2:12 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Toon Takeover Thread - Chopra should be champing at the bit
Replies: 1456
Views: 104712

Re: Toon Takeover Thread

It's going to be David Schwimmer isn't it.
by skalpel
Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:30 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Toon Takeover Thread - Chopra should be champing at the bit
Replies: 1456
Views: 104712

Re: Toon Takeover Thread

BigMarket wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:01 pm
Would you be happy if Kim Jong-un replaced Ashley?
I've just spent way too long imagining all of the consequences of this.
by skalpel
Sun Jan 05, 2020 4:15 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Rochdale Ground Guide
Replies: 109
Views: 11467

Re: Rochdale Ground Guide

I honestly don't know of many NUFC forums, the ones I have seen have been as quiet as here, last fairly busy place was Not606 and even that wasnt as busy other clubs forums. This was busy a few years back, certainly busier than any other NUFC forum I've seen. This. The first couple of years were ve...
by skalpel
Tue Dec 24, 2019 7:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: HAPPY CHRISTMAS TF!
Replies: 14
Views: 3125

Re: HAPPY CHRISTMAS TF!

<laugh> Merry Christmas! <divax> <divadance> <divom>
by skalpel
Fri Dec 13, 2019 1:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 92397
Views: 1764521

Re: Pavel's eBar

Just imagine, you could drive around in a fiesta and be a god to these people! Not like the cops could stop you, just drive away as they wave angrily at you from their bicycles. <laugh> It doesn't even have a full-time cop. There is a part-time special constable ... who is also the gaoler and plumb...
by skalpel
Fri Dec 13, 2019 1:31 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 92397
Views: 1764521

Re: Pavel's eBar

Bring back the horse and cart. <laugh> You should move to one of the islands that is part of Guernsey then. Cars, motorbikes etc are banned on Sark. Everybody gets around on bicycles, horse and cart or under special licence tractor (only issued if you need it for farming or business transportation)...
by skalpel
Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:41 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 92397
Views: 1764521

Re: Pavel's eBar

Bring back the horse and cart.
by skalpel
Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:41 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 92397
Views: 1764521

Re: Pavel's eBar

No worries, i'm not criticising, I've just never really understood it. But then living on a small island with nowhere really to drive to and a top speed limit of 35mph there isn't really much call for pleasure driving where I am, so I guess that may be part of it. Doesn't stop loads of people here ...
by skalpel
Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 92397
Views: 1764521

Re: Pavel's eBar

<laugh>
by skalpel
Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:27 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 92397
Views: 1764521

Re: Pavel's eBar

Bring back forum mafia.
by skalpel
Mon Aug 19, 2019 6:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 92397
Views: 1764521

Re: Pavel's eBar

So I’m splitting with the wife after 16 years together. Been together since we were 17/18 so going to be hard finding our way on our own but a lot has happened. There’s fault on both sides, just in a bit of a daze at the moment - will take a bit of time to sink in. Really sorry to hear about that, ...