BTW I really like clocks, I'm just bad at spelling.

Ah, I see. Thanks.

I don't understand how to make this work. I thought all I could do was upload internet images not a screen shot or a word doc?

Forgive my imbecility

I work for the BBC and I have to say it is the finest and most bestest telecommunications company on the planet. We work extremely hard to provide the highest quality and most diverse televisual experience that Britain has to offer - otherwise you'd all be stuck with Hollyoaks. I am currently sat in...

Think the comments are brilliant. Shows he is every much a bit of a fan as a player. Rather than giving some **** comments about loving the club which we hear all the time, he is having a bit of a laugh and demonstrating that he understands the club. It's a game we follow for enjoyment and entertain...

You Can Call Me Yo wrote:We need a Sanchino prediction

I might not be the S-man, but I'm pretty confident that we're nailed on for a 32-0 defeat today.

Life sucks major balls time word up in here.

MissingTheLeazesEnd wrote:

Voluptuous Vuckic wrote:
zeTom?

That's the one, whatever (puberty aside) happened to him?

He died, well, got murdered.

In Sep 2011 someone covered him in Sulfuric acid and left him for dead. Never been caught.

Was a good poster too.

I'm around 80% through American Psycho for the first time. There has just been an incident with a rat, a pipe and some Brie. I have no idea what is going to happen next and I've never read anything as brutally graphic. What an absolute bastard the dude is. After this I'm planning on stepping back an...

Would you rather make a public sex tape with Kim Kardashian that everyone knew about or secretly bum Kanye West and nobody ever knows about it?

Question reversed for AH.

I went to Derby uni which was decent in the first year but got a bit boring afterwards, but it's close enough to Notts/Brum/Sheff so you could always venture somewhere for a night out. We once even went to Stoke for a night out, I would recommend to you all do not go to Stoke for a night out! After ...

just been looking at the liverpool forum to see what their expectations against arsenal are today. so arsenal 'aren't the team they once were' and 'arsenal are there for the taking' and the bin dippers 'don't really rate grouid or podolski, corzola is a bit of a threat but keep him quiet and they wo...

I'd give it a 4/10.

Golden syrup 6/10.

Blackcurrant jam 8/10

Strawberry syrup 10/10.

gangsters wassup?

I am almost fully prepared for it though, just need some weaponry. My first precaution was moving to an apartment at the top of a three story building. My next door neighbor is two stories ans has a garage so it's easy to escape. I decided I needed an easy exit planned before I bulked up on weapons....

Just go out and buy a butchers knife. Up close and personal is the best way to deal with zombies 8) There are too many wild rumors about how you get infected. I don't want to run the risk of getting too up close and personal that I end up getting a bloody splash back. A knife, preferably combat wou...

I'm reasonably concerned with a potential forthcoming zombie apocalypse. I have therefore been looking into crossbows however they seem to need a fair bit of maintenance. A blow dart gun had crossed my mind but they are illegal in the UK. So I'm about to buy a sword. And a battle axe. Will probably ...

Ryan wrote:

Bigi Bigi Bigi Can't You See wrote:The Deal with it gifs are the gateway gifs.... only hardcore gifs from now on.

You post anything like that and I'm banning you, you randy little s***

get a room

just watched 'the cabin in the woods' and was expecting a pretty dump film but quite enjoyed it Not bad is it? Watched it last week...found it to make a change for once. The merman.... <laugh> Haha yes the Merman! Aye it had its moments, makes me want to watch Red State again cause that was the las...

just watched 'the cabin in the woods' and was expecting a pretty dump film but quite enjoyed it