or Grimsby, Luton/Dunstable, Birkenhead .... other suggestions for the list?

Seen this? Britain's top 10 'crap towns' revealed - does your area make the list? The poll from ilivehere.co.uk claims these are the UK's least inspiring towns and cities - and some locals aren't holding back. This first was publicized in February in the Daily Mirror - https://www.mirror.co.uk/news...

A guy went to the doctors, and the doctor was fumbling around for a while but didn't say anything.
So the chap says "anything up, doc?"
The doctor replies "I just can't put my finger on the problem. But I'd reckon it is a drinking problem"
"Don't worry, doc, then I'll come back when you're sober!"

My mate was so unfairly put in prison just for having a stutter. The judge simply had it in for him....

In fact, we don't know if he'll ever finish his sentence....

NATIONAL RESULTS - Every Competitor and all points awards Includes the big awards for the final end-of-season tables (see the OP for run down on points scored) Well done everyone, very high scores this season! FIRST - National Gold Medal big jon - LUFC Talk (Leeds United) + 267 PREMIER - Manchester...

It’s here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FORUM RESULTS Toon Forum (Newcastle United) FIRST - Forum Gold Medal - Tsi - Toon Forum (Newcastle United) + 252 <applause> <applause> <applause> PREMIER - Man City 0-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-3+12 CHAMPIONSHIP - West Bromwich Albion 0-3-0-0-1-0-0-0-0+6 LEAGUE ONE - Barnsley 0-0-0-0-0...

I haven't forgotten the final results, I'm just waiting for all the play-offs and relegation deciders to take place before I can award the final points .... shouldn't be long now!
Hope you're all behaving!

Monthly pen-ultimate UPDATE … 1ST MAY 2019 HERE ARE THE COMPLETE TABLES GOING INTO MAY - IN ORDER, AND THE MONTHLY POINTS FOR EVERY CHOICE OF TEAM SHOWN. Remember, for your pre-season guesses it’s 3 points for first place in each league, 2 points for second and 1 point for third every month on Day 1...

England have moved up to fourth in the FIFA World rankings, with Belgium still in first

Belgium
France
Brazil
England
Croatia
Uruguay
Portugal
Switzerland
Spain
Denmark

Agree?

Eighth UPDATE … 1ST APRIL 2019 HERE ARE THE COMPLETE PROGRESS REPORTS AS WE STAND GOING INTO APRIL - IN ORDER, AND THE MONTHLY POINTS FOR EVERY CHOICE OF TEAM SHOWN. Remember, for your pre-season guesses it’s 3 points for first place in each league, 2 points for second and 1 point for third every mo...

Just out of interest on an update, almost 61,000 at a women's match in Spain this weekend....

Looking for good home for family dog.

It is a small terrier.

Only problem is it barks and whines all day until owner returns home.

If you are interested give me a call so I can hop over next doors fence and get it for you.

jimileysbaldhead wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:58 am

Missing: black and white cat, very very intelligent.

Tiddles, if you're reading this please come home.

do you guys reckon then that the VAR will in some point in the future extend to every part of the pitch and not just goal-mouth incidents?

so the VAR is not really helping to clear things up then?!

Last night's match in Paris was decided by a penalty for hand ball given by the ref using VAR. All three ex footballers on the TV panel (Ferdinand, Owen and Hargreaves) were adamant that it wasn't hand ball but the ref in attendance disagreed stating hat as the laws stood at present it was. Surely i...

Hardly believable this, but I have it on good authority!



Bournemouth v Man City - match stats.

Bournemouth

Attempts on goal 0

Attempts on target 0

Corners 0

Crosses from open play 1

Possession 18%



'Park the bus' spring to mind? (and at home too!)

SEVENTH UPDATE … 1ST MARCH 2018 HERE ARE THE COMPLETE PROGRESS REPORTS AS WE STAND GOING INTO MARCH - IN ORDER, AND THE MONTHLY POINTS (OVERALL THIS TIME; NOT WITH TEAM-BY-TEAM BREAKDOWN) Remember, for your pre-season guesses it’s 3 points for first place in each league, 2 points for second and 1 po...

Newcastle tourists collapse in Southwold from heatstroke Two Newcastle tourists collapsed in Southwold from heatstroke today, it has been revealed. The middle-aged Northerners, more used to Arctic temperatures, were unprepared for the warm February weather on the Suffolk coast. Full story: https://...

Osasuna now top ...


and going for a high quality ground in just two years, with 25,000 capacity and sections of 'rail-seats' ...



looks good: