There’s definitely MONEY where you don’t expect it!! ---------------------------------------------------------- Austria clears German who imported damaged euros from China A German man arrested in Austria for alleged fraud after trying to convert thousands of old and damaged euro coins imported fro...

Bloke driving along picks up a hitch-hiker.

After a few minutes the hitch-hiker says 'aren't you nervous about picking a hitch-hiker up, I could be a serial killer'?

The bloke says 'nah, the odds of there being two serial killers in this car are astronomical'.

Tsi wrote: ↑

Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:36 pm

FOURTH UPDATE … 1ST DECEMBER 2018 HERE ARE THE COMPLETE PROGRESS REPORTS AS WE STAND GOING INTO DECEMBER, IN ORDER OF EXCELLENCE, AND THE MONTHLY POINTS FOR EVERY CHOICE OF TEAM SHOWN! Remember, for your pre-season guesses it’s now 3 points for first place in each league, 2 points for second and 1 p...

Sad news, doesn't sound 'serious', but it seems he still can't adjust to 'normal' life ... BBC Sport Paul Gascoigne charged with sex assault on Durham train Football legend Paul Gascoigne has been charged with sexually assaulting a woman on a train from York to Durham. The former England midfielder ...

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Weird world of Mike Dean...

THIRD UPDATE … 1ST NOVEMBER 2018 HERE ARE THE COMPLETE PROGRESS REPORTS AS WE STAND GOING INTO NOVEMBER, IN ORDER OF EXCELLENCE, AND THE MONTHLY POINTS FOR EVERY CHOICE OF TEAM SHOWN! Remember, for your pre-season guesses it’s now 3 points for first place in each league, 2 points for second and 1 po...

biggeordiedave wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:52 pm

Scrunch or fold...?

this thread's becoming a classic!

Me and my family moved to this new town last week and I'm a little bit concerned. The town's doctor is Harold Shipman, the babysitter is Jon Venables, the school caretaker is Ian Huntley, the youth club is run by Myra Hindley, Jimmy Savile is in charge of the kids parties, but most disturbing of all...

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 01, 2018 7:19 pm

Not the worst on tf

you've done pretty well this month, recuperated a number of places!

SECOND UPDATE … 1ST OCTOBER 2018 HERE ARE THE COMPLETE PROGRESS REPORTS WITH EACH PERSON PLAYING THE GAME, IN ORDER OF EXCELLENCE, AND THE MONTHLY POINTS FOR EVERY CHOICE OF TEAM SHOWN! I wasn’t going to publish everything, but I felt you’d be more interested seeing your every team. Don’t think ther...

haha, you couldn't do this if you tried!!

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Some golden ones from Twitter -

"When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed. They're not laughing now."

Whoever invented the knock knock joke...

Should get a Nobell prize...

‍Imagine The Titanic with a lisp
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It's unthinkable

great replies!

‍I've never known which way bog roll should really go... https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1200/1*_RpK3H8ydCnYI6l-EXg3Yg.jpeg ‍Strange, but I've ALWAYS done left pic, almost a bad luck superstition for me to do it as the right hand pic ... but according to the US inventor in the 19thC it is indeed...

FIRST UPDATE … 1ST SEPTEMBER 2018 THE DETAILED SCORING WITH YOUR MARKS FOR EVERY TEAM GUESSED IN THE TEN LEAGUES, AND YOUR PLAYER PLACINGS IN ORDER OF EXCELLENCE PLEASE QUICKLY TURN HERE: http://www.extremefootballforum.com/t7788-the-10-champs-game-2018-19#35978 HOWEVER (AND BASICALLY FOR THE LAZY!...

What a great slice for a goal ... just shame it was a funny own goal tonight!