A bird from Chatham goes home one night with a guy she met in a pub. He's tall, good looking, and seems different than most men. They arrive at his place and head straight to his bedroom. She can't help but notice shelves full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are me...

He: “Do you smoke after sex?”

She: “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”

Saw Spain on TV yesterday (4-0 v Faroes) .... boring, boring, boring

Young boy: "Dad, what fun does a priest have?"
Father: "nun...."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:43 am

No offence to Reading, but it’s probably slightly nicer living in Kensington and Chelsea than it is Reading

I haven't got an answer there mate!!

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/05/chelsea- ... s-10693622

What was the point of Michael Hector leaving Reading to go to Chelsea?!!

it's all on hold for the moment!

just a belated "congrats" and "wow" from me!

Hi boys, I know I'm in North Spain, but I'd like to sound you out a bit. We moved to a new house a few months ago, house needs a lot of doing up, but an amazing size garden - 3/4 of an acre. My son 23 years old now wants to put a 6' deep car pit near the entrance, but I'm just realizing that pits no...

or Grimsby, Luton/Dunstable, Birkenhead .... other suggestions for the list?

Seen this? Britain's top 10 'crap towns' revealed - does your area make the list? The poll from ilivehere.co.uk claims these are the UK's least inspiring towns and cities - and some locals aren't holding back. This first was publicized in February in the Daily Mirror - https://www.mirror.co.uk/news...

A guy went to the doctors, and the doctor was fumbling around for a while but didn't say anything.
So the chap says "anything up, doc?"
The doctor replies "I just can't put my finger on the problem. But I'd reckon it is a drinking problem"
"Don't worry, doc, then I'll come back when you're sober!"

My mate was so unfairly put in prison just for having a stutter. The judge simply had it in for him....

In fact, we don't know if he'll ever finish his sentence....

NATIONAL RESULTS - Every Competitor and all points awards Includes the big awards for the final end-of-season tables (see the OP for run down on points scored) Well done everyone, very high scores this season! FIRST - National Gold Medal big jon - LUFC Talk (Leeds United) + 267 PREMIER - Manchester...

It’s here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FORUM RESULTS Toon Forum (Newcastle United) FIRST - Forum Gold Medal - Tsi - Toon Forum (Newcastle United) + 252 <applause> <applause> <applause> PREMIER - Man City 0-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-3+12 CHAMPIONSHIP - West Bromwich Albion 0-3-0-0-1-0-0-0-0+6 LEAGUE ONE - Barnsley 0-0-0-0-0...

I haven't forgotten the final results, I'm just waiting for all the play-offs and relegation deciders to take place before I can award the final points .... shouldn't be long now!
Hope you're all behaving!

Monthly pen-ultimate UPDATE … 1ST MAY 2019 HERE ARE THE COMPLETE TABLES GOING INTO MAY - IN ORDER, AND THE MONTHLY POINTS FOR EVERY CHOICE OF TEAM SHOWN. Remember, for your pre-season guesses it’s 3 points for first place in each league, 2 points for second and 1 point for third every month on Day 1...

England have moved up to fourth in the FIFA World rankings, with Belgium still in first

Belgium
France
Brazil
England
Croatia
Uruguay
Portugal
Switzerland
Spain
Denmark

Agree?