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by daib0
Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:11 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 297
Views: 34539

Re: The funny corner

A bird from Chatham goes home one night with a guy she met in a pub. He's tall, good looking, and seems different than most men. They arrive at his place and head straight to his bedroom. She can't help but notice shelves full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are me...
by daib0
Wed Jan 22, 2020 6:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 297
Views: 34539

Re: The funny corner

He: “Do you smoke after sex?”

She: “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.” :)
by daib0
Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:22 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: EURO 2020
Replies: 180
Views: 12658

Re: EURO 2020

by daib0
Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:51 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: EURO 2020
Replies: 180
Views: 12658

Re: EURO 2020

Saw Spain on TV yesterday (4-0 v Faroes) .... boring, boring, boring
by daib0
Fri Sep 06, 2019 12:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 297
Views: 34539

Re: The funny corner

Young boy: "Dad, what fun does a priest have?"
Father: "nun...."
by daib0
Fri Sep 06, 2019 10:40 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 297
Views: 34539

Re: The funny corner

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.
by daib0
Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:50 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Pointless Transfers...
Replies: 14
Views: 1257

Re: Pointless Transfers...

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:43 am
No offence to Reading, but it’s probably slightly nicer living in Kensington and Chelsea than it is Reading <roll>
I haven't got an answer there mate!!
by daib0
Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:20 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Pointless Transfers...
Replies: 14
Views: 1257

Pointless Transfers...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/05/chelsea- ... s-10693622

What was the point of Michael Hector leaving Reading to go to Chelsea?!!
by daib0
Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:16 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Car Pits to work on at home?
Replies: 4
Views: 812

Re: Car Pits to work on at home?

it's all on hold for the moment!
by daib0
Mon Aug 26, 2019 7:37 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match Thread - Spurs v NUFC
Replies: 148
Views: 9612

Re: Match Thread - Spurs v NUFC

just a belated "congrats" and "wow" from me!
by daib0
Fri Aug 23, 2019 8:47 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Car Pits to work on at home?
Replies: 4
Views: 812

Car Pits to work on at home?

Hi boys, I know I'm in North Spain, but I'd like to sound you out a bit. We moved to a new house a few months ago, house needs a lot of doing up, but an amazing size garden - 3/4 of an acre. My son 23 years old now wants to put a 6' deep car pit near the entrance, but I'm just realizing that pits no...
by daib0
Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:49 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Britain's top 10 'cr*p towns' - 2019
Replies: 8
Views: 1552

Re: Britain's top 10 'cr*p towns' - 2019

or Grimsby, Luton/Dunstable, Birkenhead .... other suggestions for the list?
by daib0
Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:40 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Britain's top 10 'cr*p towns' - 2019
Replies: 8
Views: 1552

Britain's top 10 'cr*p towns' - 2019

Seen this? Britain's top 10 'crap towns' revealed - does your area make the list? The poll from ilivehere.co.uk claims these are the UK's least inspiring towns and cities - and some locals aren't holding back. This first was publicized in February in the Daily Mirror - https://www.mirror.co.uk/news...
by daib0
Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 297
Views: 34539

Re: The funny corner

A guy went to the doctors, and the doctor was fumbling around for a while but didn't say anything.
So the chap says "anything up, doc?"
The doctor replies "I just can't put my finger on the problem. But I'd reckon it is a drinking problem"
"Don't worry, doc, then I'll come back when you're sober!"
by daib0
Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 297
Views: 34539

Re: The funny corner

My mate was so unfairly put in prison just for having a stutter. The judge simply had it in for him....

In fact, we don't know if he'll ever finish his sentence....
by daib0
Fri May 31, 2019 1:52 pm
Forum: Prediction Leagues
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19 (Inter-Forum)
Replies: 47
Views: 10509

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19 (Inter-Forum)

NATIONAL RESULTS - Every Competitor and all points awards Includes the big awards for the final end-of-season tables (see the OP for run down on points scored) Well done everyone, very high scores this season! FIRST - National Gold Medal big jon - LUFC Talk (Leeds United) + 267 PREMIER - Manchester...
by daib0
Fri May 31, 2019 1:51 pm
Forum: Prediction Leagues
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19 (Inter-Forum)
Replies: 47
Views: 10509

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19 (Inter-Forum)

It’s here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FORUM RESULTS Toon Forum (Newcastle United) FIRST - Forum Gold Medal - Tsi - Toon Forum (Newcastle United) + 252 <applause> <applause> <applause> PREMIER - Man City 0-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-3+12 CHAMPIONSHIP - West Bromwich Albion 0-3-0-0-1-0-0-0-0+6 LEAGUE ONE - Barnsley 0-0-0-0-0...
by daib0
Thu May 23, 2019 6:53 pm
Forum: Prediction Leagues
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19 (Inter-Forum)
Replies: 47
Views: 10509

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19 (Inter-Forum)

I haven't forgotten the final results, I'm just waiting for all the play-offs and relegation deciders to take place before I can award the final points .... shouldn't be long now!
Hope you're all behaving!
by daib0
Wed May 01, 2019 7:00 pm
Forum: Prediction Leagues
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19 (Inter-Forum)
Replies: 47
Views: 10509

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19 (Inter-Forum)

Monthly pen-ultimate UPDATE … 1ST MAY 2019 HERE ARE THE COMPLETE TABLES GOING INTO MAY - IN ORDER, AND THE MONTHLY POINTS FOR EVERY CHOICE OF TEAM SHOWN. Remember, for your pre-season guesses it’s 3 points for first place in each league, 2 points for second and 1 point for third every month on Day 1...
by daib0
Sat Apr 06, 2019 5:36 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: EURO 2020
Replies: 180
Views: 12658

Re: EURO 2020

England have moved up to fourth in the FIFA World rankings, with Belgium still in first 🌍

1️⃣ Belgium 🇧🇪
2️⃣ France 🇫🇷
3️⃣ Brazil 🇧🇷
4️⃣ England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
5️⃣ Croatia 🇭🇷
6️⃣ Uruguay 🇺🇾
7️⃣ Portugal 🇵🇹
8️⃣ Switzerland 🇨🇭
9️⃣ Spain 🇪🇸
🔟 Denmark 🇩🇰

Agree? 🤨