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by daib0
Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:47 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 182
Views: 10548

Re: The funny corner

Just back from holiday in Thailand & I came close to going all the way with a ladyboy! Looked like a lady, walked & talked like a lady, kissed like a lady.

It was only when she drove me to her place & reversed the car in the garage first time I thought to myself "Hang on a bloody minute..."
by daib0
Tue May 29, 2018 11:38 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 182
Views: 10548

Re: The funny corner

1981
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2005
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2018
English Prince gets married
Liverpool goalie saves Pope's life.
by daib0
Sun May 27, 2018 4:09 pm
Forum: Prediction Leagues
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2017-18
Replies: 61
Views: 5016

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2017-18

The Champions Table These are the overall winners from the four forums, placed in the very elite champs table! Dunctoo (Peterborough) TOTAL: 176 Points - CLEAR OVERALL NATIONAL CHAMPION!! Wolfy (Reading/Liverpool) TOTAL: 162 Points TJR (Newcastle) TOTAL: 161 Points Qblock87 (Blackpool) TOTAL: 150 P...
by daib0
Sun May 27, 2018 4:09 pm
Forum: Prediction Leagues
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2017-18
Replies: 61
Views: 5016

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2017-18

RESULTS !! Here are the FINAL points added on the END of the season. Remember that each month it was 2 pts for first place and 1 for second in each table of the ‘10’. But as given in the introductory initial post of all in this thread the end of season final table carries more important points; goi...
by daib0
Wed May 23, 2018 3:39 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 182
Views: 10548

Re: The funny corner

Lassassinblanc wrote:A city in Yorkshire has gone missing. Police are currently looking for Leeds
<applause>
by daib0
Mon May 21, 2018 6:19 pm
Forum: Prediction Leagues
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2017-18
Replies: 61
Views: 5016

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2017-18

Haven't forgotten at all about the game lads ... just waiting for the English play-off finals, as most forums have Aston Villa selected by some so I can't calculate their points yet. Most of the entries are edited for the finish, so just hang on for the last games and everything will be up!!
by daib0
Mon May 14, 2018 10:11 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: WEEKEND FOOTBALL - 13 MAY 2018
Replies: 22
Views: 596

Re: WEEKEND FOOTBALL - 13 MAY 2018

Off on a side-track... Barca couldn't finish the league season unbeaten; almost at the death they lost 4-5 to Levante of Valencia and that at one point they were losing 1-5 - a bit stupid to rest Messi in hindsight when they could've become the only top tier team in the Spanish modern era to go a se...
by daib0
Sun May 13, 2018 3:14 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: WEEKEND FOOTBALL - 13 MAY 2018
Replies: 22
Views: 596

Re: WEEKEND FOOTBALL - 13 MAY 2018

ONLY IN THE SUNDAY SPORT

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by daib0
Sun May 13, 2018 10:04 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: First time ever!
Replies: 22
Views: 795

Re: First time ever!

What kind? I like jelly beans. I've been getting American Hard Gums and chocolate raisins on my Morrisons online shop past few times <awe> I get several e-mails a month telling me I've been selected for a £500 voucher to spend at Morrisons ... don't know how they make a profit, especially those sto...
by daib0
Sun May 13, 2018 8:30 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: TF Predict - Newcastle vs Chelsea
Replies: 27
Views: 825

Re: TF Predict - Newcastle vs Chelsea

I think you'll edge it 1-0 as well!
And all to play for last day, the prize money varies dramatically depending which final position Newcastle hold from 10th to 15th: hope I'm not repeating things, but this money table is very interesting reading:
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/44082621
by daib0
Sat May 12, 2018 12:26 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: First time ever!
Replies: 22
Views: 795

Re: First time ever!

I sort of felt this topic wouldn't stay on course, but a good thread all the same lads!
by daib0
Fri May 11, 2018 4:59 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: First time ever!
Replies: 22
Views: 795

First time ever!

Fact: for the first time ever all the promoted teams last season have stayed up Premier League: Newcastle, Brighton, Huddersfield Championship: Sheffield United, Bolton, Millwall League one: Plymouth, Portsmouth, Doncaster, Blackpool League Two: Lincoln, Forest Green Odds on that would of been amazi...
by daib0
Thu May 03, 2018 7:13 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 182
Views: 10548

Re: The funny corner

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by daib0
Tue May 01, 2018 11:30 am
Forum: Prediction Leagues
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2017-18
Replies: 61
Views: 5016

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2017-18

Here are the points added on at 1st MAY 2018. You are placed in merit order within your own forum Once again for your correct guesses en route… it’s 2 pts for first place and 1 for second in each table of the ‘10’. After this update, it is ONLY the final table positions for the grand finale and thes...
by daib0
Wed Apr 25, 2018 4:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 182
Views: 10548

Re: The funny corner

Worst pitch invader ever!

haha

<laugh>
by daib0
Sun Apr 22, 2018 4:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 182
Views: 10548

Re: The funny corner

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She...
by daib0
Fri Apr 20, 2018 3:34 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 182
Views: 10548

Re: The funny corner

I tried to visit the house where the guy who invented toothpaste was born.

Sadly, there was no plaque on it...
by daib0
Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:16 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 182
Views: 10548

Re: The funny corner

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by daib0
Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 182
Views: 10548

Re: The funny corner

The wife was getting dressed up for a night out with her mates, walked into the lounge and asked me to rate her.

"8 or 9 at least." I said.

"Out of 10?" she smiled. "Thanks, Babe, I'm flattered."

Didn't have the heart to tell her I meant pints!
by daib0
Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:27 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 182
Views: 10548

Re: The funny corner

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?' The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns...