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by Aldridge Prior
Wed Nov 01, 2023 11:46 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Matchday thread - Toon v Man U
Replies: 87
Views: 2166

Re: Matchday thread - Toon v Man U

It looked like a training session today. I mean that with detriment to Manure and praise for our lads in equal measure.

They did not give a single ****, and our system just worked around them. Never even got out of 2nd gear with our reserves.

Tremendous 🥰
by Aldridge Prior
Mon Jan 30, 2023 12:00 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Transfer Rumours/Wishlist
Replies: 1574
Views: 76898

Re: January Transfer Rumours/Wishlist

Hi old pals.

Is it time to start cutting our cocks off yet? <diva>
by Aldridge Prior
Thu Aug 25, 2022 5:57 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Isak in for £60m and 6 years
Replies: 83
Views: 4336

Re: Isak Incoming? ~£60m deal agreed

Evening everyone, hope you’re doing well! I’ve just done a short video (5 odd minutes) detailing everything you know need to know about Alexander Isak for those interested. Make no mistake about it, this kid is a truly special talent. I’d be happy to answer any questions you may have and hope you f...
by Aldridge Prior
Thu Jul 07, 2022 6:25 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: The Botman Thread - Friday Announcement!
Replies: 79
Views: 5844

Re: The Botman Thread - Friday Announcement!

Remember Colo wrote:
Wed Jul 06, 2022 2:15 pm
Bodacious Benny wrote:
Wed Jul 06, 2022 2:06 pm
Seen the video of him getting out the people carrier for training - he is a bloody unit!
They sure included a lot of shirtless footage of him in the promo videos.
<perv>
by Aldridge Prior
Tue Jul 05, 2022 7:26 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Eriksen to NUFC? No, Eriksen to MUFC
Replies: 33
Views: 2653

Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

Maybe they simply offered him the best financial package and as it’s likely his last big money contract that’s his main motivation. We can all say it’s a perceived poor move for footballing reasons but who’s to say that’s what’s most important to him now? If it is then absolutely fair enough. Or it...
by Aldridge Prior
Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:08 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: The Botman Thread - Friday Announcement!
Replies: 79
Views: 5844

Re: The Botman Thread - Formalities conclude Friday

Found it interesting that he spoke about being good with his right foot as well as his left, makes me think that he's going to potentially play RCB. He's all but the same height as Burn, those 2 paired at the back with Pope in goal will make opposition corners and long balls pretty pointless <laugh...
by Aldridge Prior
Mon Jul 04, 2022 11:54 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Eriksen to NUFC? No, Eriksen to MUFC
Replies: 33
Views: 2653

Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

I think it's a poor move for him, personally, but I hope he does well.

I feel like they'll need to spend daft money to improve on last season, they seem so disjointed. Great signing for them though.
by Aldridge Prior
Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:43 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Eriksen to NUFC? No, Eriksen to MUFC
Replies: 33
Views: 2653

Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

Obviously he's arrived yesterday, went straight to bed, and is now being given a tour of the town and stadium. Tomorrow he signs. Sunday announcement :bandit:
by Aldridge Prior
Wed Jun 22, 2022 5:08 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Eriksen to NUFC? No, Eriksen to MUFC
Replies: 33
Views: 2653

Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

Well me too, because I couldn't resist a tenner at 20/1 😂 Also on the plus side a vacancy has just opened up on this forum recently after the links to Thorgan Hazard emerged, we now need someone to be our target for ridicule. So whatever the outcome it's win win all around for TF. Fame at last <love>
by Aldridge Prior
Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:43 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Eriksen to NUFC? No, Eriksen to MUFC
Replies: 33
Views: 2653

Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

Don Sholeone wrote:
Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:39 pm
Would be a cracking signing for us, Him, Bruno, Joelinton would easily give us a top 8 potentially 6, quality midfield.

Let hope you look itk as **** <laugh>
Well me too, because I couldn't resist a tenner at 20/1 😂
by Aldridge Prior
Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:30 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Eriksen to NUFC? No, Eriksen to MUFC
Replies: 33
Views: 2653

Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:22 pm
Is he in a hostel in Jesmond next to Barnetta?
Waiting for CWarr to confirm :bandit:
by Aldridge Prior
Wed Jun 22, 2022 3:25 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Eriksen to NUFC? No, Eriksen to MUFC
Replies: 33
Views: 2653

Eriksen to NUFC? No, Eriksen to MUFC

Rumours via a friend of a friend of a friend a couple of hours ago that he's booked to stay somewhere in Newcastle over the next few days, and in the last hour the odds have went from 25/1 to 3/1.

I'm either gonna look ITK as ****, or like a total bellend aren't I?

Let's have it <divadance>
by Aldridge Prior
Wed Jun 08, 2022 2:43 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 92757
Views: 4433447

Re: Pavel's eBar

Average age of the group is around the same as this forum. We're all 30odd now so we want somewhere that isn't exclusively full of young uns, for fear of feeling like a right <perv>
by Aldridge Prior
Wed Jun 08, 2022 1:48 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 92757
Views: 4433447

Re: Pavel's eBar

Tsi wrote:
Wed Jun 08, 2022 1:28 pm
Mr Prior <awe>

Unfortunately it's been that long since I went on the beer in Liverpool I can't help you nice to see you around though <love>
Thanks for nothing babe <laugh>
by Aldridge Prior
Wed Jun 08, 2022 1:19 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 92757
Views: 4433447

Re: Pavel's eBar

Afternoon all... Going to a stag in Liverpool this weekend and trying to find a decent club/late night bar to go to later on the Saturday. Anywhere that plays a mix of music but preferably rock/Britpop/Indie etc. Just somewhere that isn't dance/hip hop and full of young posers etc. Any ideas? I'm cl...
by Aldridge Prior
Mon Mar 07, 2022 10:43 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: The winter 2021/22 Covid football thread
Replies: 968
Views: 59722

Re: The winter 2021/22 Covid football thread

Revelling in the scouse mackems' misery 🤣
by Aldridge Prior
Wed Feb 09, 2022 12:52 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match Thread: Newcastle v Everton
Replies: 211
Views: 11355

Re: Match Thread: Newcastle v Everton

I need to go to bed but I'm still buzzing after that.

Amazing to have some pride in our club again <love>
by Aldridge Prior
Mon Jan 31, 2022 10:45 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Ekitike Close to signing for NUFC (DEAL CLOSE?)
Replies: 101
Views: 8531

Re: Ekitike Fee Agreed/Targett Loan Agreed

Not sure about Ekitike, seems so raw (like my penis).

YouTube videos aren't exactly a great source but he doesn't seem all that quick or skillful, and is unnervingly gangly. I just hope Howe has a say in this and wants him.
by Aldridge Prior
Mon Jan 31, 2022 10:43 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Bruno Guimaraes (Done Deal)
Replies: 97
Views: 7481

Re: Bruno Guimaraes (Done Deal)

I'm red raw from one massive Guimaraes fap, and now I have to start on Ekitike.

I'm literally a husk of a man <divom> 💦
by Aldridge Prior
Mon Jan 31, 2022 1:22 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Bruno Guimaraes (Done Deal)
Replies: 97
Views: 7481

Re: Bruno Guimaraes Deal Agreed

Beatski wrote:
Sun Jan 30, 2022 1:19 am
Aldridge Prior wrote:
Sun Jan 30, 2022 12:10 am
Don't come round these parts all that often these days, but just popped by to say <divadance>
<divadance>


P.s. post more you w***** <love>
No :bandit: