Ramone wrote:

Toondes wrote:Sky. The lousy fuckwits!!!
No internet for 3 days now .

You should probably rip your Sky dish down in anger.

I'd forgotten about that nut-job. What was his moniker again?

CM for me. By which I mean DM.

Wouldn't let that stop you. Most non-smokers think people look like knobs when smoking as well. Most people I know don't give a s*** to be honest. I misspoke. I really meant to say that the days of looking cool or Bogart by smoking (to us your excellent phrase) is well in the past, so somebody is n...

Chappy wrote:

biggeordiedave wrote:
Get one of those e-cigs. I know loads of people who've quit smoking cigarettes using them.

You do look like a knob using them though...

Wouldn't let that stop you. Most non-smokers think people look like knobs when smoking as well.

And me

That is a no from me. Primarily I have an aversion to trying to buy the league. Hate every club that has mega-rich owners who try to do it and i'm not going to be a hypocrite by welcoming it if it happens with my club. Besides Ashley is backing the club to an extent that I feel comfortable with. An...

I think we're in a relatively stable position as a club and I would hate to see that thrown away for the slim chance of glory. Other than Man City and Chelsea, how many clubs have recently been bought up by billionaires and broke into the top echelon of world football? Experience tells me that thes...

That is a no from me. Primarily I have an aversion to trying to buy the league. Hate every club that has mega-rich owners who try to do it and i'm not going to be a hypocrite by welcoming it if it happens with my club. Besides Ashley is backing the club to an extent that I feel comfortable with. And...

That is a no from me. Primarily I have an aversion to trying to buy the league. Hate every club that has mega-rich owners who try to do it and i'm not going to be a hypocrite by welcoming it if it happens with my club. Besides Ashley is backing the club to an extent that I feel comfortable with. And...

Woodman has been fantastic throughout the tournament apparently. Really hope we manage his development properly. No reason he shouldn't be out first choice keeper in a few years time.

Yeah Labour rallied well, fought a good campaign and increased their seats tally. All bodes well for 2022. But they came second in what is effectively a two horse race. We're not talking the Greens or Lib Dems here who just hope for a good campaign and to win a few more seats. If labour take anythi...

Rubbish. The Tories increased their vote and lost a net 12 seats which is hardly a collapse or major rejection, especially when you consider it was a back to back election. It is always harder to win as standing government as they have current policies and results to defend, whereas the other parti...

If you think that not winning enough seats to be able to form a government, even in a coaliton is a success despite May running possibly the worst campaign in human history then you are looking at everything wrong. The Tories will still form a government, their share of.the vote actually increased ...

Tis but a scratch Lord Buckethead had one of the best manifestos I've read (quite long so put it in spoilers so as not to annoy people): MY 2017 MANIFESTO: Strong, not entirely stable, leadership 1. The abolition of the Lords (except me). 2. Full facial coverings to be kept legal, especiall...

Watching the Election Special. Decided i'd take a drink every time I heard "strong and stable", labour's wishlist, brexit, immigration or proportional representation.

Expect to be shit-faced by 11pm.

Ol' Dirty Bas Dost wrote:

overseasTOON wrote:Voted for the Tories this morning

**** you all

Should be their campaign slogan!

Replace.

Physical presence is all well and good but his finishing is well below par and he is a red card waiting to happen every time he steps on the pitch.

We could and should be able to find somebody better.

Yeah if he is a Mitro replacement with an option to buy then i'm relatively happy. But I still think we need somebody that is significantly better than we have currently got on top of this signing.

Apparently NUFC is the fastest growing brand in football according to a post on the BBC. It provides a link to the report made by Brand Finance (see below). It appears to be a pretty long read and haven't raised the necessary enthusiasm myself yet, but thought i'd link it in case anybody fancies giv...

As Saudi Arabia has been mentioned, I notice that SA has, along with Bahrain, Egypt and the UAE, severed diplomatic links with Qatar accusing it of supporting terrorism. I'm assuming that the world will now be suffering a chronic irony shortage for years to come! <disgrace> Not really as most of th...