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by biggeordiedave
Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:24 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: m*ckems V NEWCASTLE U21s
Replies: 38
Views: 1787

Re: m*ckems V NEWCASTLE U21s

lassassinblanc wrote:
Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:11 am
"We seen you cry on Netflix"

Thought that was funny
*saw
by biggeordiedave
Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:52 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: m*ckems V NEWCASTLE U21s
Replies: 38
Views: 1787

Re: m*ckems V NEWCASTLE U21s

Captain Obvious wrote:
Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:11 pm
Their first team is playing our U21s in a competitive game of football. The only thing they'll want to do is pretend it never happened.
Not at all. They're already saying it's their kids vs ours <laugh>
by biggeordiedave
Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:57 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: m*ckems V NEWCASTLE U21s
Replies: 38
Views: 1787

Re: m*ckems V NEWCASTLE U21s

7 in a row marra Probably claim that they beat us while we were in the PL and they were in League One... They will 100% try and spin this in such a way that we were playing a strong team against their subs. If any one of these players makes a first team performance in the next three years then they...
by biggeordiedave
Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:06 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: F.A cup match thread - NUFC v Blackburn
Replies: 122
Views: 2394

Re: F.A cup match thread - NUFC v Blackburn

Murphy and Joselu were the stand out s*** performers in a s*** team performance, but you can tell these players never play together. It was so disjointed.
by biggeordiedave
Mon Dec 31, 2018 8:29 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Sky: Peter Kenyon in talks about taking over NUFC
Replies: 131
Views: 6367

Re: Sky: Peter Kenyon in talks about taking over NUFC

Takeover is dead according to the papers in the last couple of days.
by biggeordiedave
Mon Dec 31, 2018 8:23 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Awe Thread
Replies: 5579
Views: 168516

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Sat Dec 29, 2018 3:33 pm
Got 4 pairs of Jacks & Jones boxers in the sale reduced from £12 each to £2 each <diva>
<dotheameobi>
by biggeordiedave
Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 91779
Views: 1094220

Re: Pavel's eBar

No posts in here for over two weeks! <****>
by biggeordiedave
Sat Dec 01, 2018 4:04 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match day thread - NUFC v West ‘am
Replies: 96
Views: 3247

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v West ‘am

beardface wrote:
Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:49 pm
The only thing worse than Perez' finishing is the commentators attempts at pronouncing his name. <neg>
Hernandez and Pereth...
by biggeordiedave
Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:17 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Toilet paper!
Replies: 18
Views: 897

Re: Toilet paper!

daib0 wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:58 pm
biggeordiedave wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:52 pm
Scrunch or fold...?
this thread's becoming a classic! <divadance>
We had this poll in the early days of the forum and it's safe to say we've got some f***ing wronguns on here <ok>.
by biggeordiedave
Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:54 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: The ridiculously happy and overly optimpistic NUFC thread..
Replies: 17
Views: 949

Re: The ridiculously happy and overly optimpistic NUFC thread..

Hjl wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:12 pm
I had to work all weekend and so I missed the United game. That's pretty good for my moral!
I was away and saw that we went 2-0 up and immediately knew that we'd peaked too early. The defeat was inevitable and I was okay with that outcome long before it was confirmed.
by biggeordiedave
Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Toilet paper!
Replies: 18
Views: 897

Re: Toilet paper!

Scrunch or fold...?
by biggeordiedave
Wed Oct 03, 2018 10:26 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 91779
Views: 1094220

Re: Pavel's eBar

Minor victory for me today which will probably sound a bit dumb, but I was pleased with it. Usually if I know I've got to say something at a meeting etc. I'll get pretty nervous about it, heart starts pounding etc. Today I was at a relatively decent size conference for work, they got to the questio...
by biggeordiedave
Thu Sep 27, 2018 3:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Awe Thread
Replies: 5579
Views: 168516

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Just took credit for doing the ironing even tho all I did was take the clothes out of the machine and hang them on the clothes horse. Must have just been a fortune coincidence that they dried in such a way as there were no creases, so when my Mrs said "did you do the ironing" I said yes <laugh> It'...
by biggeordiedave
Fri Sep 07, 2018 9:10 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16212
Views: 356144

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:27 am
When there's a new roll on the toilet roll dispenser at work and it so tight that you're literally ripping off a sheet at a time as the roll won't turn.
Argh I hate that so much! <fist>
by biggeordiedave
Thu Sep 06, 2018 7:40 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 91779
Views: 1094220

Re: Pavel's eBar

I used to have a similar thing in the doorway of my old flat in Middlesbrough. It was set back from a main road so it was a handy public lavatory for the homeless or people coming home from a night out <gent>. It f***ing stank.
by biggeordiedave
Wed Sep 05, 2018 7:14 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 91779
Views: 1094220

Re: Pavel's eBar

Don Sholeone wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 6:33 am
Just took a wander into the thread goldmine, pretty sad to see how many of the regulars we have lost over the past couple of years. <urgh>
They can **** off <fist>
by biggeordiedave
Mon Aug 27, 2018 7:14 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 276
Views: 17427

Re: The funny corner

My secretary reminds me of my wife. I was unbuttoning her blouse today when she said, "Remember, you have a wife."
by biggeordiedave
Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:33 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Your NUFC team v Chelsea
Replies: 31
Views: 1752

Re: Your NUFC team v Chelsea

Joselu will start <ok>.
by biggeordiedave
Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:27 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16212
Views: 356144

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Micky Quim wrote:
Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:52 am
biggeordiedave wrote:
Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:38 pm
"For all intensive purposes"
"Pacifically I mean.."
<fist>

I once received an email from a supplier who said he wasn't "orfay" with a particular part of the system <laugh>.