<scratch> If you are referring to the poll at the top of the page (?) then you have misunderstood and misread. It says Mickey Quim, which is the name of a poster on here (as are the other two entrants in the poll) and it is in-forum banter. But which dimwit did put my name there? I bet it was that ...

Shaka Hislop

lassassinblanc wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:11 am

"We seen you cry on Netflix"

Thought that was funny

*saw

Captain Obvious wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:11 pm

Their first team is playing our U21s in a competitive game of football. The only thing they'll want to do is pretend it never happened.

Not at all. They're already saying it's their kids vs ours

7 in a row marra Probably claim that they beat us while we were in the PL and they were in League One... They will 100% try and spin this in such a way that we were playing a strong team against their subs. If any one of these players makes a first team performance in the next three years then they...

Murphy and Joselu were the stand out s*** performers in a s*** team performance, but you can tell these players never play together. It was so disjointed.

Takeover is dead according to the papers in the last couple of days.

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑

Sat Dec 29, 2018 3:33 pm

Got 4 pairs of Jacks & Jones boxers in the sale reduced from £12 each to £2 each

No posts in here for over two weeks! <****>

beardface wrote: ↑

Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:49 pm

The only thing worse than Perez' finishing is the commentators attempts at pronouncing his name.

Hernandez and Pereth...

daib0 wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:58 pm

biggeordiedave wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:52 pm

Scrunch or fold...?

this thread's becoming a classic!

We had this poll in the early days of the forum and it's safe to say we've got some f***ing wronguns on here .

Hjl wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:12 pm

I had to work all weekend and so I missed the United game. That's pretty good for my moral!

I was away and saw that we went 2-0 up and immediately knew that we'd peaked too early. The defeat was inevitable and I was okay with that outcome long before it was confirmed.

Scrunch or fold...?

Minor victory for me today which will probably sound a bit dumb, but I was pleased with it. Usually if I know I've got to say something at a meeting etc. I'll get pretty nervous about it, heart starts pounding etc. Today I was at a relatively decent size conference for work, they got to the questio...

Just took credit for doing the ironing even tho all I did was take the clothes out of the machine and hang them on the clothes horse. Must have just been a fortune coincidence that they dried in such a way as there were no creases, so when my Mrs said "did you do the ironing" I said yes <laugh> It'...

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:27 am

When there's a new roll on the toilet roll dispenser at work and it so tight that you're literally ripping off a sheet at a time as the roll won't turn.

Argh I hate that so much!

I used to have a similar thing in the doorway of my old flat in Middlesbrough. It was set back from a main road so it was a handy public lavatory for the homeless or people coming home from a night out . It f***ing stank.

Don Sholeone wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 05, 2018 6:33 am

Just took a wander into the thread goldmine, pretty sad to see how many of the regulars we have lost over the past couple of years.

They can **** off

My secretary reminds me of my wife. I was unbuttoning her blouse today when she said, "Remember, you have a wife."

Joselu will start .