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by biggeordiedave
Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:17 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Toilet paper!
Replies: 18
Views: 428

Re: Toilet paper!

daib0 wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:58 pm
biggeordiedave wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:52 pm
Scrunch or fold...?
this thread's becoming a classic! <divadance>
We had this poll in the early days of the forum and it's safe to say we've got some f***ing wronguns on here <ok>.
by biggeordiedave
Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:54 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: The ridiculously happy and overly optimpistic NUFC thread..
Replies: 17
Views: 638

Re: The ridiculously happy and overly optimpistic NUFC thread..

Hjl wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:12 pm
I had to work all weekend and so I missed the United game. That's pretty good for my moral!
I was away and saw that we went 2-0 up and immediately knew that we'd peaked too early. The defeat was inevitable and I was okay with that outcome long before it was confirmed.
by biggeordiedave
Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Toilet paper!
Replies: 18
Views: 428

Re: Toilet paper!

Scrunch or fold...?
by biggeordiedave
Wed Oct 03, 2018 10:26 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 91692
Views: 1046434

Re: Pavel's eBar

Minor victory for me today which will probably sound a bit dumb, but I was pleased with it. Usually if I know I've got to say something at a meeting etc. I'll get pretty nervous about it, heart starts pounding etc. Today I was at a relatively decent size conference for work, they got to the questio...
by biggeordiedave
Thu Sep 27, 2018 3:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Awe Thread
Replies: 5574
Views: 163264

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

Just took credit for doing the ironing even tho all I did was take the clothes out of the machine and hang them on the clothes horse. Must have just been a fortune coincidence that they dried in such a way as there were no creases, so when my Mrs said "did you do the ironing" I said yes <laugh> It'...
by biggeordiedave
Fri Sep 07, 2018 9:10 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16149
Views: 342792

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:27 am
When there's a new roll on the toilet roll dispenser at work and it so tight that you're literally ripping off a sheet at a time as the roll won't turn.
Argh I hate that so much! <fist>
by biggeordiedave
Thu Sep 06, 2018 7:40 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 91692
Views: 1046434

Re: Pavel's eBar

I used to have a similar thing in the doorway of my old flat in Middlesbrough. It was set back from a main road so it was a handy public lavatory for the homeless or people coming home from a night out <gent>. It f***ing stank.
by biggeordiedave
Wed Sep 05, 2018 7:14 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 91692
Views: 1046434

Re: Pavel's eBar

Don Sholeone wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 6:33 am
Just took a wander into the thread goldmine, pretty sad to see how many of the regulars we have lost over the past couple of years. <urgh>
They can **** off <fist>
by biggeordiedave
Mon Aug 27, 2018 7:14 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 231
Views: 13551

Re: The funny corner

My secretary reminds me of my wife. I was unbuttoning her blouse today when she said, "Remember, you have a wife."
by biggeordiedave
Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:33 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Your NUFC team v Chelsea
Replies: 31
Views: 1232

Re: Your NUFC team v Chelsea

Joselu will start <ok>.
by biggeordiedave
Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:27 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16149
Views: 342792

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Micky Quim wrote:
Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:52 am
biggeordiedave wrote:
Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:38 pm
"For all intensive purposes"
"Pacifically I mean.."
<fist>

I once received an email from a supplier who said he wasn't "orfay" with a particular part of the system <laugh>.
by biggeordiedave
Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16149
Views: 342792

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

"For all intensive purposes"
by biggeordiedave
Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16149
Views: 342792

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

"With all do respect" is another one <grr>.
by biggeordiedave
Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16149
Views: 342792

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

A lad at work has just emailed me with a conversation he overheard in another part of the office. "The traffic yesterday was, touch wood, not too bad." Who the **** says something like that? <laugh> Expressing hope for the future for something that happened in the past <laugh> Some stupid s*** gets...
by biggeordiedave
Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:37 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16149
Views: 342792

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

A lad at work has just emailed me with a conversation he overheard in another part of the office.

"The traffic yesterday was, touch wood, not too bad."

Who the **** says something like that?
by biggeordiedave
Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:42 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Dummett ruled out until April (2015)
Replies: 40
Views: 1471

Re: Dummett ruled out until April

The moderators on here are s***.
by biggeordiedave
Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:33 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: TF Update 02 Jun 18
Replies: 45
Views: 2280

Re: TF Update 02 Jun 18

Just a minor bugbear of mine, but when a link is posted can the forum settings be changed so that it opens in a new window rather than taking you away from the forum? Usually it's just a tick-box in content management systems that I've used. This. It drives me f***ing nuts. f***ing get it f***ing s...
by biggeordiedave
Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:10 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Gambling becoming the new face of English football?
Replies: 8
Views: 330

Re: Gambling becoming the new face of English football?

I got so far but I couldn't finish it as it doesn't let you say 'Never' for any of the 'have your family commented on your gambling?' type questions, and as it's never happened so my answer would be 0. You have to drag it to like 0.14 and it just seemed like too much effort <laugh>.
by biggeordiedave
Mon Aug 13, 2018 5:59 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 91692
Views: 1046434

Re: Pavel's eBar

Hjl wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:06 pm
Bodacious Benny wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:28 am


I haven't got one, but from the reviews I've seen on TV the decent ones are a bit bulky.
I was gonna put it on the bookshelf at the back of the room, so out of the way.
Just leave plenty of space around it. They're hotter than the sun.
by biggeordiedave
Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:11 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Summer Transfers Rated
Replies: 24
Views: 801

Re: Summer Transfers Rated

Dubravka - 5
Kenedy - 5
Ki - 3
Schar - Don't know enough about him
Muto - As above!
Rondon - 2
Fernandez - 2