No posts in here for over two weeks! <****>

beardface wrote: ↑

Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:49 pm

The only thing worse than Perez' finishing is the commentators attempts at pronouncing his name.

Hernandez and Pereth...

daib0 wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:58 pm

biggeordiedave wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:52 pm

Scrunch or fold...?

this thread's becoming a classic!

We had this poll in the early days of the forum and it's safe to say we've got some f***ing wronguns on here .

Hjl wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:12 pm

I had to work all weekend and so I missed the United game. That's pretty good for my moral!

I was away and saw that we went 2-0 up and immediately knew that we'd peaked too early. The defeat was inevitable and I was okay with that outcome long before it was confirmed.

Scrunch or fold...?

Minor victory for me today which will probably sound a bit dumb, but I was pleased with it. Usually if I know I've got to say something at a meeting etc. I'll get pretty nervous about it, heart starts pounding etc. Today I was at a relatively decent size conference for work, they got to the questio...

Just took credit for doing the ironing even tho all I did was take the clothes out of the machine and hang them on the clothes horse. Must have just been a fortune coincidence that they dried in such a way as there were no creases, so when my Mrs said "did you do the ironing" I said yes <laugh> It'...

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:27 am

When there's a new roll on the toilet roll dispenser at work and it so tight that you're literally ripping off a sheet at a time as the roll won't turn.

Argh I hate that so much!

I used to have a similar thing in the doorway of my old flat in Middlesbrough. It was set back from a main road so it was a handy public lavatory for the homeless or people coming home from a night out . It f***ing stank.

Don Sholeone wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 05, 2018 6:33 am

Just took a wander into the thread goldmine, pretty sad to see how many of the regulars we have lost over the past couple of years.

They can **** off

My secretary reminds me of my wife. I was unbuttoning her blouse today when she said, "Remember, you have a wife."

Joselu will start .

Micky Quim wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:52 am

biggeordiedave wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:38 pm

"For all intensive purposes"

"Pacifically I mean.."

I once received an email from a supplier who said he wasn't "orfay" with a particular part of the system .

"For all intensive purposes"

"With all do respect" is another one .

A lad at work has just emailed me with a conversation he overheard in another part of the office. "The traffic yesterday was, touch wood, not too bad." Who the **** says something like that? <laugh> Expressing hope for the future for something that happened in the past <laugh> Some stupid s*** gets...

A lad at work has just emailed me with a conversation he overheard in another part of the office.

"The traffic yesterday was, touch wood, not too bad."

Who the **** says something like that?

The moderators on here are s***.

Just a minor bugbear of mine, but when a link is posted can the forum settings be changed so that it opens in a new window rather than taking you away from the forum? Usually it's just a tick-box in content management systems that I've used. This. It drives me f***ing nuts. f***ing get it f***ing s...

I got so far but I couldn't finish it as it doesn't let you say 'Never' for any of the 'have your family commented on your gambling?' type questions, and as it's never happened so my answer would be 0. You have to drag it to like 0.14 and it just seemed like too much effort .