I bought a cat. I am no longer allowed holidays

Bit of a work dilemma. My current role was a 2 year fixed term contract (got about 10 months left). An identical job in another part of the place I work came up on a 2 year fixed term contract so I applied for that and got offered the job. It’s the same grade/pay as I’m on now. However, this aftern...

PTAO? wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:55 pm

Micky Quim wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:37 am

Odd how his car was so perfect but Lewis was struggling - doubt we will ever find out what happened with Lewis car

Floor damage from lap 4.

From the curbs?

Odd how his car was so perfect but Lewis was struggling - doubt we will ever find out what happened with Lewis car

It’s so boring when Mercedes constantly pretend to be surprised that they’re so much quicker than everyone else. It’s bollocks, they know they can piss all over everyone so just come out and say “yeah, the others aren’t getting close”. It’s just trying to generate fake excitement. To be fair they n...

Merc have once again fooled everyone suggesting it will be a close battle this season. Cant say I was surprised

Speedo wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:29 pm

I’m all for bonus points to make things more interesting. For most overtakes, fastest lap, quickest pit stop, highest top speed... anything that makes the midfield as interesting as possible

I like all these ideas - most overtakes would be brilliant.

I like the idea, mixes things up

So we won't be selling him in the summer!

f***ing hell. <erk> When I was a kid me Mam worked on a stroke ward, not their fault but they used to assault staff all the time, was awful. Hope your mrs is ok. Shaken but okay <ok> She works in adult mental health, this guy wasn’t a service user, he just wandered into the main reception off the s...

Ive bet on us to win 2-1. Fingers crossed!

Also Xisco Disco

No mention of Gonzalez?

My next door neighbour just accused me of stealing clothes from her washing line. I nearly s*** her pants.

It is an interesting fact that pigeons die almost immediately after sex.

Well the one I f***ed did.

Whoop whoop!

Somebodys pinched my sombrero wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:01 pm

overseasTOON wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:51 pm

Mrs OT is at home. She even allowed me to have a purple beer token!

WTF is a purple beer token?

I think he licked her bean

I think we will win this

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 09, 2019 7:19 pm

Sir Bobby wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:19 pm

My mate cashed out a 15 game accumulator earlier for £11. It came through and would have won him £3000. Just a friendly reminder to cash out wisely.

All for £11...should’ve just left it!

I cashed out a £1 accy today at £5.10, if I held on would have got £24. Fudge

I entered a blindfolded masturbation competition once...**** knows where I came