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by Micky Quim
Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 246
Views: 15777

Re: The funny corner

I truly got to know my inner self today, thats Tesco value toilet paper for you
by Micky Quim
Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 246
Views: 15777

Re: The funny corner

I've been told that my grammar is very poor but I don't believe them. Only last week she gave me £20
by Micky Quim
Wed Jan 16, 2019 7:50 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 246
Views: 15777

Re: The funny corner

Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar, Demerara
by Micky Quim
Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:22 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1663

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

In case anyone is interested, my Mrs nostrils are also singed from an accidental release I once sniffed a lighter to see if the gas was coming out, I also stupidly struck it at the same time. Same result. Potential Darwin award? <laugh> I got my wife to try and mimic a Turkish barber to sort out my...
by Micky Quim
Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:09 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1663

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

In case anyone is interested, my Mrs nostrils are also singed from an accidental release
by Micky Quim
Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:00 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1663

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

The Spanish Donkey does it again!
by Micky Quim
Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The funny corner
Replies: 246
Views: 15777

Re: The funny corner

I've been stockpiling alcohol for years in preparation for the end of the world. It's safe to say that when the end comes, Armageddon drunk
by Micky Quim
Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:50 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1663

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

Sir Bobby wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:49 pm
Micky Quim wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:47 pm


Used too much I think - I was crying my eyes out too <cry>
I gave myself a pounding headache the other day doing the exact same <laugh>
Im blaming cheap Aldi bleach, it was ridiculously strong
by Micky Quim
Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:50 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1663

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:49 pm
Micky Quim wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:47 pm


Used too much I think - I was crying my eyes out too <cry>
Wtf were you doing cleaning the shower? I thought you had a wife?
She was licking out my bum hole at the time <ok>
by Micky Quim
Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:49 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: 16 games left to average 1.25 points* per game (Thanks to Speedo for correcting my Maths)
Replies: 30
Views: 601

Re: 16 games left to average 1.25 points* per game (Thanks to Speedo for correcting my Maths)

lassassinblanc wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:19 pm
Kane confirmed to be out for 7 weeks meaning he'll miss our match
That won't matter, we'll still get trounced
by Micky Quim
Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:47 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1663

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

krully wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:00 pm
Micky Quim wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:51 pm
I forgot we were playing! Ive burnt my nostrils bleaching the shower - better than watching us throw away the lead
how??
Used too much I think - I was crying my eyes out too <cry>
by Micky Quim
Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:51 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC
Replies: 217
Views: 1663

Re: FA cup replay - Blackburn v NUFC

I forgot we were playing! Ive burnt my nostrils bleaching the shower - better than watching us throw away the lead
by Micky Quim
Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:49 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 91766
Views: 1071377

Re: Pavel's eBar

overseasTOON wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:31 am
Micky Quim wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:55 am
Im buying a kitten - not sure Im ready for parenthood.
As kitten and kids get older they end up treating you the same anyway; disdain.
Fantastic! Thanks <urgh>
by Micky Quim
Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:55 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pavel's eBar
Replies: 91766
Views: 1071377

Re: Pavel's eBar

Im buying a kitten - not sure Im ready for parenthood.
by Micky Quim
Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:03 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: m*ckems V NEWCASTLE U21s
Replies: 38
Views: 1530

Re: m*ckems V NEWCASTLE U21s

Couldn't give less of a s***. Win or lose. Completely meaningless. Much more interested in Saturdays game and hopefully a win against Blackburn in a weeks time
by Micky Quim
Tue Jan 08, 2019 7:46 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Weekend Football 5-7 Jan
Replies: 16
Views: 361

Re: Weekend Football 5-7 Jan

Ive bet on us to win, for some reason "Ive got a feeling...."
by Micky Quim
Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:34 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16180
Views: 349906

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

January is miserable enough without giving up booze
by Micky Quim
Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:41 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16180
Views: 349906

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

overseasTOON wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:48 am
How's dry January going Micky Quim?
I decided to not even try with it this year after previous attempts. I am proud of the 7 days I achieved one year, but Im pretty sure I only made 48hrs last year <laugh>

Are you bothering OT?
by Micky Quim
Thu Jan 03, 2019 9:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16180
Views: 349906

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 9:46 am
First day back at work after Christmas <urgh>
I was happy to get back to a routine and my lunchtime gym sessions <badger>
by Micky Quim
Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:56 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match day thread - NUFC v Manure
Replies: 217
Views: 1930

Re: Match day thread - NUFC v Manure

Bring on the bumming