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by overseasTOON
Mon Nov 30, 2020 7:20 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: FA Cup Third Round Draw - 30 NOV at 19:00
Replies: 9
Views: 103

Re: FA Cup Third Round Draw - 30 NOV at 19:00

Fun while it lasted.
by overseasTOON
Sun Nov 29, 2020 2:30 pm
Forum: All Sports
Topic: The F1 Thread
Replies: 2653
Views: 186242

Re: The F1 Thread

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Sun Nov 29, 2020 2:16 pm
Jesus Christ never seen an f1 car in flames like that before.
The car was torn in two and the front is embedded in the crash barrier!
by overseasTOON
Fri Nov 27, 2020 9:54 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match Day - Crystal Palace v Newcastle
Replies: 156
Views: 1062

Re: Match Day - Crystal Palace v Newcastle

A tad shocked to be honest. Nicked a win but made it look almost convincing.
by overseasTOON
Fri Nov 27, 2020 9:01 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 572
Views: 44477

Re: Coronavirus

I'm exactly the same. If I go out with the missus, we'll get out for lunchtime and head back late afternoon before the crowds. I'm generally pissed by this point and then I get home and think having a bottle of red wine and a few glasses of whisky is a good idea. It never is. Whenever I've been out...
by overseasTOON
Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:42 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match Day - Crystal Palace v Newcastle
Replies: 156
Views: 1062

Re: Match Day - Crystal Palace v Newcastle

Colback's Orange Tufts wrote:
Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:10 pm
It cannot be 5 at the back given how palace play. Please not
<grrr> 6 of the biggest.
by overseasTOON
Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:41 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Awe Thread
Replies: 5669
Views: 274946

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

CNN presenter this afternoon talking about Trumps recent tweets: "Its like the ranting of a child with a crayon who is on LSD" Nailed it. He has gone full conspiracy theorist and has resorted to "Joe Biden cannot become president until he proves that all of his votes were obtained legally." I'm pre...
by overseasTOON
Fri Nov 27, 2020 3:59 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match Day - Crystal Palace v Newcastle
Replies: 156
Views: 1062

Re: Match Day - Crystal Palace v Newcastle

The Bruce tactic tonight will be to play the big units.

It'll be dire and we'll lose.
by overseasTOON
Fri Nov 27, 2020 3:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 572
Views: 44477

Re: Coronavirus

I've got one pub where I live and I'll be honest; it's a total shithole. The tables are never cleaned, all the punters are thick as s***, **** assholes who aspire to be z-list celebrities; you have to wade through a lake of piss to go to the toilet and they never clean the pipes so the beer is ranci...
by overseasTOON
Thu Nov 26, 2020 1:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 572
Views: 44477

Re: Coronavirus

Tier 2 b****es <parrot>
by overseasTOON
Wed Nov 25, 2020 5:10 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Diego Maradona Dies Aged 60
Replies: 3
Views: 211

Re: Diego Maradona Dies Aged 60

He's in Gods hand now. The one that scored against England.
by overseasTOON
Wed Nov 25, 2020 5:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 572
Views: 44477

Re: Coronavirus

Texas is a bit better behaved it seems than Florida. But then florida has always been the example for the rest of us not to follow.... Saw a twitter feed a while back where someone said "They should have a theme park where stupid, drunk white people do stupid s***" and the reply was "Its called Flo...
by overseasTOON
Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:19 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: The Managerial Merry-Go-Round Thread
Replies: 296
Views: 42322

Re: The Managerial Merry-Go-Round Thread

CIH wrote:
Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:16 pm
Is this the week of washed out NUFC managers getting director jobs? By Friday it'll be announced that Joe Kinnear is director of bad language at the Council of the European Union <laugh>
Joe can't wait to talk about Angela Mackerel and Emmanuel Macaroni
by overseasTOON
Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:15 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 572
Views: 44477

Re: Coronavirus

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/11/23/16/36010410-8978249-image-a-16_1606149295548.jpg This is a few miles away from me taken on Friday night. Our local bar was absolutely rammed as well according to their Instagram story. Hundreds of people on the dance floor, live DJ etc. It's insane. That is v...
by overseasTOON
Tue Nov 24, 2020 2:53 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Toon Takeover Thread - Chopra should be champing at the bit
Replies: 1483
Views: 120776

Re: Toon Takeover Thread - Chopra should be champing at the bit

We shouldn't laugh. Joe Kinnear is still at large...
by overseasTOON
Tue Nov 24, 2020 2:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 572
Views: 44477

Re: Coronavirus

MiniOTs school has decided to close for a deep clean for two weeks given the amount of cases they've had recently across all years.

The deep clean will do bugger all though.
by overseasTOON
Sat Nov 21, 2020 2:51 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea
Replies: 115
Views: 1272

Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Beatski wrote:
Sat Nov 21, 2020 2:36 pm
Didn't watch the match. I think I'm the real winner here.

Anyone want to give me a match review though?
The ref blew the whistle to start the match and from then on we proceeded to rarely play football
by overseasTOON
Sat Nov 21, 2020 2:21 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea
Replies: 115
Views: 1272

Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Hurrah. Its over.
by overseasTOON
Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:52 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea
Replies: 115
Views: 1272

Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Goodnight Vienna. Now bring on some attacking flair to help defend.
by overseasTOON
Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:48 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea
Replies: 115
Views: 1272

Re: Match thread - Newcastle v Chelsea

Work in progress, not there yet...