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by overseasTOON
Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:08 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: NUFC Minor/Untrusted Transfer Rumours (Summer 2018)
Replies: 1456
Views: 45522

Re: NUFC Minor/Untrusted Transfer Rumours (Summer 2018)

Sell Darlow, Elliot and Woodman and buy Thorgan Hazard
by overseasTOON
Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:45 pm
Forum: All Sports
Topic: The F1 Thread
Replies: 2161
Views: 65435

Re: The F1 Thread

Alonso announced he will retire at the end of the season.

Given his record of moving teams just as they were on the cusp of being truly competitive; McLaren will have a storming 2019 season <divax>
by overseasTOON
Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:23 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Federico Fernandez 6m Done Deal
Replies: 68
Views: 1459

Re: Federico Fernandez 6m Done Deal

Say what you like about Colo on the pitch but no-one can deny he was bloody great at BBQs!
by overseasTOON
Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:19 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: NUFC Confirm Two New Signings!
Replies: 4
Views: 250

Re: NUFC Confirm Two New Signings!

Poor bastards.
by overseasTOON
Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16093
Views: 336078

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Going into a 1 hour meeting at work at 10.00 and not coming out until 12.30 <urgh> About a year ago we had an external party review our internal processes and he stated that one of our major failings was that all of our meetings overran. He then ran a meeting to demonstrate about how to run better ...
by overseasTOON
Mon Aug 13, 2018 6:30 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match day - NUFC v Spurs
Replies: 103
Views: 1909

Re: Match day - NUFC v Spurs

#IfJoseluGoes(AndStartsVsCardiff)WeGo?
by overseasTOON
Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16093
Views: 336078

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

You go to one office party and eventually end up in A&E with a lump and a gash on your head (after succumbing to tequila and gravity) and the swines buy you a hard hat as a welcome back present.
by overseasTOON
Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:49 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16093
Views: 336078

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

The one drink I can't stand is Aperol and it seems to be making a comeback from obscurity.
by overseasTOON
Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:29 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Awe Thread
Replies: 5548
Views: 160430

Re: The Message of Awe Thread

That’s the lowest of the low. Stealing from the work fridge. I've now started bringing my own coconut milk and making my coffee with that rather than with water, it's delicious <awe> Guess that makes me a hipster w*****, I just need a beard, a man bun, skinny jeans and loafers with ankle socks. I'd...
by overseasTOON
Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:27 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Liam Gibson
Replies: 7
Views: 277

Re: Liam Gibson

It takes guts to come back from that.
by overseasTOON
Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:53 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16093
Views: 336078

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Gin bellends, getting on my t*** how suddenly everyone thinks they are quirky and interesting because they now drink gin, people who I've known for years who never really drank it now suddenly act like it's their way of life to try all the gins of the world and buy fusion kits etc, **** off and get...
by overseasTOON
Tue Aug 07, 2018 5:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Holidays
Replies: 2735
Views: 85708

Re: Holidays

You'd think that the bastards could put WiFi out in the middle of the Savannah. Well the lodges had wired internet, I don't think it would have been too hard to hook up a wireless router to provide it in the communal areas. Having said this, I'm glad they didn't. The whole point of being there was ...
by overseasTOON
Tue Aug 07, 2018 2:11 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Holidays
Replies: 2735
Views: 85708

Re: Holidays

You could always attach some form of antenna to a giraffes neck to utilse their height for better coverage. Exactly OT. Wasn't Band Aid supposed to address this sort of thing? Then they'd know it was Christmas time because they'd get a lot of emails telling them how many days they had left to shop.
by overseasTOON
Tue Aug 07, 2018 2:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Holidays
Replies: 2735
Views: 85708

Re: Holidays

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Tue Aug 07, 2018 2:02 pm
You'd think that the bastards could put WiFi out in the middle of the Savannah.
You could always attach some form of antenna to a giraffes neck to utilse their height for better coverage.
by overseasTOON
Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:50 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: 2018/19 Predictions
Replies: 36
Views: 857

Re: 2018/19 Predictions

Donkey Toon wrote:
Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:43 pm
I think FogOnTheRhine is being a bit pessimistic about the entertainment value of this season. <laugh>
2 red cards for every goal celebration?
by overseasTOON
Tue Aug 07, 2018 12:40 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: 2018/19 Predictions
Replies: 36
Views: 857

Re: 2018/19 Predictions

Premier League Winner: Liverpool CL Qualification (x3 teams): Man Utd, Spurs, Man City EL Qualification (x 3 teams): Everton, Arsenal, Chelsea Relegated (x 3 teams): Watford, Huddersfield, Cardiff NUFC Finishing Position: 11th Top Goalscorer: Salah Most Assists: De Bruyne Total Number of Goals in th...
by overseasTOON
Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:49 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Arsenal owner in 600m outright takeover
Replies: 15
Views: 472

Re: Arsenal owner in 600m outright takeover

Yeah I saw that, but I think the arsenal fans don't want the current majority to take full control. So they want Usimov to stay, which means he's good. Logic! Once Kroenke attains a certain level of ownership then he can force the remaining shareholders to sell their shares to him. He will then de-...
by overseasTOON
Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:16 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: NUFC Minor/Untrusted Transfer Rumours (Summer 2018)
Replies: 1456
Views: 45522

Re: NUFC Minor/Untrusted Transfer Rumours (Summer 2018)

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:10 am
Told you, I expected 3 big signings before the window close. Rondon done, two more to follow...
Thorgen Hazard and ????
by overseasTOON
Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:53 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: NUFC close to breaking point. Rafa rightly lays into club.
Replies: 96
Views: 2709

Re: NUFC close to breaking point. Rafa rightly lays into club.

Judging by that response it seems Ashley/Charnley/Barnes/Bishop are absolutely rattled. The pressure from all angles (manager, players, fans and politicians) seems to be getting to them. This. Wonder if all the fans mocking these groups for being embarrassing and wasting their time will have second...
by overseasTOON
Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:11 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: NUFC Club & Players in media related bonus bust up
Replies: 26
Views: 629

Re: NUFC Club & Players in media related bonus bust up

Colly wrote:
Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:51 pm
I've been playing Championship Manager since the Amiga days, you've got to put a motivational bonus structure in...
I used to promise my Subbuteo players a fresh lick of paint before the match started.