Don Sholeone wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:52 pm

Donkey Toon wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:38 pm

Police Academy V

Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

Star Wars: given the prequel and sequel mish mash; did we hit 9?

PTAO? wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:43 pm

overseasTOON wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:42 pm

Move to Croydon. No tourists.

Move to Miami. No locals.

Donkey Toon wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:36 pm

Summer. f***ing hate it. Too bloody warm, swarms of insects, bloody tourists. What is to like about it?

Move to Croydon. No tourists.

biggeordiedave wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 23, 2019 5:53 pm

Riviere II

Andreas Anderson III

Literally nobody said this. Are you kidding? I wasn't directing that post at members of this forum specifically, but meant it more broadly about Newcastle fans. But literally anytime there's a rumour about a potential signing or takeover, hoards of people accuse it of being a lie released by the cl...

I've been working on an advert to put on the Tube. Are you a billionaire? No? Best of luck in your future endevours! Yes? Great news and please can read on! Do you have about £350 million available right now as pretty much disposable income? No? Shucks. That's too bad. Maybe next time. Yes? Then why...

Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:28 pm

I’d probably work on the assumption that he was on Rafa’s list. I’d be surprised if we plunged in balls deep for £40m without quite a lengthy shortlisting process.

It's not like we're doing two scouts from South America a favour.

krully wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:53 pm

PTAO? wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:23 pm

Wasn't that Mifune?

It was a draw

Did they share the title?

CIH wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:30 pm

Is it tomorrow yet?

This is worse than that time I spent every day for 9 months in a bar due to misleading advertising waiting free beer.

Pub toilets.

How can half a bladder of piss not make it into a urinal when the person is standing right in front of it?

Good thing I'm a strong swimmer; it was that f***ing deep.

Now I've got to buy some new trainers!

Latest rumour is that BZG are in discussions with a US hedge fund to finance the purchase.

Tsi wrote: ↑

Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:44 pm

Deal expected to be completed Monday according to Hoffenheim director of football Alexander Rosen

I have fingers and toes crossed.

https://twitter.com/tomcruise/status/1151938648062824448?s=21 Cannot wait for this! Top Gun is f***ing s****. Go s*** your car. Top Gun was a great movie. Tom played the role of a pilot. A great pilot. Then he had a question of confidence. Then he became a great pilot. This new film will show Tom i...

Mate from Singapore watched the game and said it was miles better than the performance vs Wolves.

We looked like we knew how to attack and defend.

Still a preseason match but happier with what he deemed a better performance.

Steve Bruce stated he is not a puppet and has final say on transfers.

Which is what Mike told him to say

Don Sholeone wrote: ↑

Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:11 pm

Links to Jarrod Bowen have been picking up pace, plays right wing, attacking mid and striker, would be a like for like replacement for Perez, Hull City looking for around £15m, scored 19 goals and had 4 assists last year.

Sounds like a reasonable price given we paid £12 million for Murphy.

Hat trick on debut or he's s****

Watched the highlight reel and I hope to hell we learn to defend before the start of the season.

Ask a silly question, but I watched Steve Wraith's interview yesterday (the state of his shirt. Ridiculous human being) and he mentioned the people who'd gone online and seen there were about 12,000 unsold season tickets which he saw as good news for the boycott. Isn't that about the normal number ...

I was called a scab once when I crossed the line of striking postal staff back in the mid 90s. I was a chef so when they mentioned I'd be on £10 an hour I gratefully took the opportunity as there was no minimum wage at the time and I'd been working 90 hour weeks for £90 after tax. Catering doesn't ...