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by overseasTOON
Tue Jul 23, 2019 7:13 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Joelinton Signs for Newcastle
Replies: 97
Views: 2107

Re: Joelinton Signs for Newcastle

Don Sholeone wrote:
Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:52 pm
Donkey Toon wrote:
Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:38 pm


Police Academy V
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
Star Wars: given the prequel and sequel mish mash; did we hit 9?
by overseasTOON
Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16290
Views: 385014

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

PTAO? wrote:
Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:43 pm
overseasTOON wrote:
Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:42 pm


Move to Croydon. No tourists.
Move to Miami. No locals.
<laugh>
by overseasTOON
Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16290
Views: 385014

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Donkey Toon wrote:
Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:36 pm
Summer. f***ing hate it. Too bloody warm, swarms of insects, bloody tourists. What is to like about it?
Move to Croydon. No tourists.
by overseasTOON
Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:31 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Joelinton Signs for Newcastle
Replies: 97
Views: 2107

Re: Joelinton Signs for Newcastle

biggeordiedave wrote:
Tue Jul 23, 2019 5:53 pm
Riviere II
Andreas Anderson III
by overseasTOON
Tue Jul 23, 2019 3:06 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Joelinton Signs for Newcastle
Replies: 97
Views: 2107

Re: Joelinton to sign tomorrow?

Literally nobody said this. Are you kidding? I wasn't directing that post at members of this forum specifically, but meant it more broadly about Newcastle fans. But literally anytime there's a rumour about a potential signing or takeover, hoards of people accuse it of being a lie released by the cl...
by overseasTOON
Tue Jul 23, 2019 3:04 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Summer 2019 takeover saga
Replies: 544
Views: 25083

Re: Summer 2019 takeover saga

I've been working on an advert to put on the Tube. Are you a billionaire? No? Best of luck in your future endevours! Yes? Great news and please can read on! Do you have about £350 million available right now as pretty much disposable income? No? Shucks. That's too bad. Maybe next time. Yes? Then why...
by overseasTOON
Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:39 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Joelinton Signs for Newcastle
Replies: 97
Views: 2107

Re: Joelinton to sign tomorrow?

Bodacious Benny wrote:
Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:28 pm
I’d probably work on the assumption that he was on Rafa’s list. I’d be surprised if we plunged in balls deep for £40m without quite a lengthy shortlisting process.
It's not like we're doing two scouts from South America a favour.
by overseasTOON
Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Holidays
Replies: 2810
Views: 102589

Re: Holidays

krully wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:53 pm
PTAO? wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:23 pm


Wasn't that Mifune?
It was a draw
Did they share the title?
by overseasTOON
Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:55 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Joelinton Signs for Newcastle
Replies: 97
Views: 2107

Re: Joelinton to sign tomorrow?

CIH wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:30 pm
Is it tomorrow yet?
This is worse than that time I spent every day for 9 months in a bar due to misleading advertising waiting free beer.
by overseasTOON
Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Message of Hate Thread
Replies: 16290
Views: 385014

Re: The Message of Hate Thread

Pub toilets.

How can half a bladder of piss not make it into a urinal when the person is standing right in front of it?

Good thing I'm a strong swimmer; it was that f***ing deep.

Now I've got to buy some new trainers!
by overseasTOON
Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:26 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Summer 2019 takeover saga
Replies: 544
Views: 25083

Re: Ashley Agrees to Sell Newcastle for £350m!

Latest rumour is that BZG are in discussions with a US hedge fund to finance the purchase.
by overseasTOON
Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:15 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Joelinton Signs for Newcastle
Replies: 97
Views: 2107

Re: Joelinton to sign tomorrow?

Tsi wrote:
Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:44 pm
Deal expected to be completed Monday according to Hoffenheim director of football Alexander Rosen
I have fingers and toes crossed.
by overseasTOON
Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:35 pm
Forum: Films & Television
Topic: Vučkić's Video Shop
Replies: 3006
Views: 98766

Re: Vučkić's Video Shop

https://twitter.com/tomcruise/status/1151938648062824448?s=21 Cannot wait for this! Top Gun is f***ing s****. Go s*** your car. Top Gun was a great movie. Tom played the role of a pilot. A great pilot. Then he had a question of confidence. Then he became a great pilot. This new film will show Tom i...
by overseasTOON
Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:28 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Match thread - NUFC v West Ham (Asia cuppage)
Replies: 19
Views: 600

Re: Match thread - NUFC v West Ham (Asia cuppage)

Mate from Singapore watched the game and said it was miles better than the performance vs Wolves.

We looked like we knew how to attack and defend.

Still a preseason match but happier with what he deemed a better performance.
by overseasTOON
Fri Jul 19, 2019 11:37 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: The next manager?
Replies: 489
Views: 15444

Re: The next manager?

Steve Bruce stated he is not a puppet and has final say on transfers.

Which is what Mike told him to say <fist>
by overseasTOON
Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:18 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: NUFC Minor/Untrusted Transfer Rumours (Summer 2019)
Replies: 479
Views: 19530

Re: NUFC Minor/Untrusted Transfer Rumours (Summer 2019)

Don Sholeone wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:11 pm
Links to Jarrod Bowen have been picking up pace, plays right wing, attacking mid and striker, would be a like for like replacement for Perez, Hull City looking for around £15m, scored 19 goals and had 4 assists last year.
Sounds like a reasonable price given we paid £12 million for Murphy.
by overseasTOON
Thu Jul 18, 2019 5:33 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Joelinton Signs for Newcastle
Replies: 97
Views: 2107

Re: Joelinton to sign tomorrow?

Hat trick on debut or he's s****
by overseasTOON
Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:51 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Preseason: Wolves (aka, hey, we do football as well as comedy)
Replies: 11
Views: 631

Re: Preseason: Wolves (aka, hey, we do football as well as comedy)

Watched the highlight reel and I hope to hell we learn to defend before the start of the season.
by overseasTOON
Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:49 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: The next manager?
Replies: 489
Views: 15444

Re: The next manager?

Ask a silly question, but I watched Steve Wraith's interview yesterday (the state of his shirt. Ridiculous human being) and he mentioned the people who'd gone online and seen there were about 12,000 unsold season tickets which he saw as good news for the boycott. Isn't that about the normal number ...
by overseasTOON
Wed Jul 17, 2019 7:21 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: The next manager?
Replies: 489
Views: 15444

Re: The next manager?

I was called a scab once when I crossed the line of striking postal staff back in the mid 90s. I was a chef so when they mentioned I'd be on £10 an hour I gratefully took the opportunity as there was no minimum wage at the time and I'd been working 90 hour weeks for £90 after tax. Catering doesn't ...