I always seem to remember playing Man United on the boxing day a fair bit... which gives us sod all to celebrate over Christmas.

Wish Putin would stop fuckin waving his dick about...

Austin still linked with Chelsea... wish they'd **** off. Like they need him. Greedy cronuts

I'm s**** with betting on horses - don't know **** all about em. I'd be betting on the one who's just had a dump before the race

Saying that though, I've won money on my past 2 Grand National bets - both from the same horse too

Fair point but isn't he meant to be clinical too? Clinical enough to not miss sitters like the one against West Ham <laugh> But I've just looked at his career stats on Wiki... he's not scored many goals in his entire career, so he's not that clinical. Play him to his strengths and try and make use ...

Yeah Riviere hasn't set the world on fire since he's been here but I think he could be decent if used correctly. He's strong and fast and can be a handful for any defence - first game vs. City last season springs to mind, he was knocking Kompany about like he was only 6 stone wet through. He'd be be...

Not seen any of this season yet, (gonna download now and smash it in a 1er) but I've read the books.... just came here to see the comments

The whole of Facebook was depressed last night haha.

Sunderland close to signing Coates for £3.5m, and apparently plan to spend £40m this summer.

We're closing in on Dost for £9m according to Sky Sports Paper Talk...

Fired this up again after a lengthy absence, not been able to come off it and I'm now in my 4th season as Newcastle manager. 1st season: 6th place finish FA Cup runner up 2nd season: 1st place finish FA Cup winner 3rd season: 1st place finish FA Cup winner Capital One Cup winner Community Shield win...

Made £205 on a 5 fold acca yesterday. Happy days

29. Hawk eye

All I've read so far is that "Austin is top of Toon wishlist" - no f***ing s***. Where's the bid?

Frank Dialogue wrote:

overseasTOON wrote:
He's had NUFC tattooed on his bollocks.

He's coming.

Never known anyone to enjoy a tattoo to that extent

Haha beat me to it!


I was more of a teletext guy back in t'day rather than ceefax. I used to love the font on teletext

Where'd I put my pitch fork?

It's just me and my Football Manager stingyness <laugh> I know it seems funny, but this is how it goes. Talent is hidden in plain sight, people try to hard to find the "next big one" Austin scores the fourth most goals in the premier league yet people are going YEAH BUT THERE IS THIS 11 YEAR OLD IN...

I not fussed on Berahino. I'd rather us snap up Austin - then focus on rebuilding our woeful defence.

Don Sholeone wrote:Id rather we pay 15 for Austin than 20 for Berahino

I'd go along with that. I don't know where they've got this £20m price tag for Berahino from.

Matthieu wrote:

Chappy wrote:
I wouldn't wanna pay north of £10m for either of them.

He scored the fourth most goals in the entire premier league, with a relegated side. What's he have to do ffs?

It's just me and my Football Manager stingyness

Don Sholeone wrote:£20mill for Berahino, and £15 for Austin I'm all for the club spending but hope we don't go full on Liverpool with the overpaying

I wouldn't wanna pay north of £10m for either of them.