I once lived with a Mackem for 7 months I know that's a terrible thing and forgiveness will be nigh on impossible for this heinous sin... but it gets worse. I liked him. Sorry. I know it's revolting and even God's bountiful mercy would be hard pushed to grant clemency but we even became friends. I'v...

Rodgers has a big shirt to fill:

Rodgers has to hit the ground running or the fans will be on his back very quickly baying for him to be replaced with a big name.

Nipped out for a quick smoke and was inundated by millions of bloody annoying tiny insects! Swarms of them all along the river and trying to creep up my nose, in my mouth etc. When I walked back inside my shirt was covered in them. I'm going to have to improvise a flame thrower and start reducing t...

Nipped out for a quick smoke and was inundated by millions of bloody annoying tiny insects! Swarms of them all along the river and trying to creep up my nose, in my mouth etc. When I walked back inside my shirt was covered in them. I'm going to have to improvise a flame thrower and start reducing th...

Pardew's Legendary Specs wrote:

5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:

Why have Liverpool gone up 47% when they had a s*** year, and yay Newcastle , 115%

King Kenny found a new way to monetise history?

Vuckic's Facial Expressions wrote:Last exam tomorrow, then I have a 4 month holiday.

My itunes has just f***ed up and decided it can't locate most of my songs <neg> Does anybody know of any easier fix than just showing it where each song is? I know a man who could have helped: http://www.andysowards.com/blog/assets/jobs.jpg You'll have to use this guy now: http://obit-mag.com/media...

For OT : Frightened Rabbit - The Winter of Mixed Drinks Swim Until You Cant See Land Skip the Youth The Wrestle Things The Loneliness & The Scream Nothing Like You Foot shooter Living in Colour Yes, I would I'll have a listen to that tonight. I'm about to enter a 6 hour meeting :(

I watched The Thirteeth Floor last night and was really quite impressed with it.

Considering it's been out since 1999 I was surprised that I'd never heard of it or know anyone whose seen it.

Hoping for Murray to make the semi's but not holding my breath that he'll get into the final.

Fed vs Nadal again I reckon.

Top of the morning.

I have a head like a badgers arse this morning. How are you all?

Forgive me Father Des.

In my youth I once filled a pint glass with urine on a hot sunny afternoon and left it outside the pub as a tramp surprise for those people who mine sweep drinks.

There was a large pile of vomit next to it 15 minutes later.

The Secret Ingredient wrote:yesterday we had spuds in for krul today we have spuds to activate Ba release clause i swear even a monkey could become a journo

I've got an album for beardface: Artist: G Love & The Special Sauce Album Title: G Love & The Special Sauce Only managed to find a few of the tracks though :( "The Things That I Used to Do" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2if2LR7LTs "Blues Music" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2XKPyPEi7s "Garbage M...

Ramadan stops they day the season starts then

The Strawberry Syrup Man wrote:Jay Rodriguez to Southampton for about £7m £1m less than we got Cisse for English market is f****** s***.

If ***king Kenny had still been at Liverpool then that could well have been a £17 million fee.

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It's too hard, i'm not bothering doing it. That's not the Dunkirk Spirit! "We can all make it back to Blighty lads in time for a cup of tea and cake" "But sir. It's far to hard to get on the beach, stand in the queue, miss getting straffed by the passing Luftwaffe, avoid shell fire, swim out to a l...

Cal wrote:

Dr. Lucien Sanchez wrote:Menez was amazing last season, can't see them selling him.

Benny was better against Iceland though

It's not that difficult to dribble past Kerry Katona