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by Asprillasfurcoat
Thu May 31, 2018 12:46 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Lampard appointed Derby Boss
Replies: 15
Views: 4979

Re: Lampard appointed Derby Boss

Italian teams are always giving former players etc a chance, and not just teams in the Serie B, big teams like AC Milan. I don’t have a problem with it, they have to start somewhere and they can’t all start in League 2. The problem though is we have a long list of poor English managers who are alwa...
by Asprillasfurcoat
Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:13 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: What have I missed ?
Replies: 16
Views: 4782

Re: What have I missed ?

Alain dePardeau!, Pardew you cronut!, WTF is Steve McLaren doning here?, Rafa can save us, relegated, promoted, rafa is a god, selling, not selling, really selling this time, call that an offer? Get thee to a fuckery Stavely!, rafa is still a god, rafa don't play Mitro and is a cronut, rafa is ok b...
by Asprillasfurcoat
Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:01 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: What have I missed ?
Replies: 16
Views: 4782

What have I missed ?

I've been away from this forum for about four years now, living in darkest Sumatra (I had to leave the country quickly following an incident in a Cheltenham Travel Lodge that ended with Holly Willoughby's husband putting a Fatwah on me). Since then I've been eeking out a living by fashioning effigie...
by Asprillasfurcoat
Mon Sep 22, 2014 12:41 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Your starting eleven predictions for Palace away (LC)
Replies: 93
Views: 9110

Your starting eleven predictions for Palace away (LC)

Don't know if this has been posted elsewhere today, thought I'd start at new thread coz I wasn't sure where to put it (ooo-er missus!) Warnock was on TalkSport this morning, said that there are '6 or 7 players I haven't had a chance to look at yet, so they'll get a game against Newcastle' So if Pala...
by Asprillasfurcoat
Tue Sep 16, 2014 2:49 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Southampton 4 - 0 Newcastle Utd - 13/09/14
Replies: 565
Views: 65020

Re: Southampton 4 - 0 Newcastle Utd - 13/09/14

Cabella The Redeemer wrote:Coloccini*
I've nevr bean goode at speling
by Asprillasfurcoat
Tue Sep 16, 2014 1:10 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Southampton 4 - 0 Newcastle Utd - 13/09/14
Replies: 565
Views: 65020

Re: Southampton 4 - 0 Newcastle Utd - 13/09/14

Sissoko is a horrible player, but part of it is down to Pardew. He churns out decent performances for France, and he was an absolute tank when we first signed him. Pardew seems to have no clue how to play him besides telling him to run about a bit. The 'What a player, what a signing, what a day for...
by Asprillasfurcoat
Tue Aug 12, 2014 12:41 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Football Related Books Thread
Replies: 13
Views: 2953

Re: Football Related Books Thread

The Far Corner by Harry Pearson. A love letter to North East football.
by Asprillasfurcoat
Fri Aug 08, 2014 12:43 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Celtic re-admitted to European football... again.
Replies: 29
Views: 3486

Re: Celtic re-admitted to European football... again.

Oscar Pistorious has fired his legal team and hired Celtic's, as they lost both legs and still got a victory.
by Asprillasfurcoat
Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:10 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Signing #6: Daryl Janmaat
Replies: 229
Views: 18736

Re: The Janmaat Thread - Straddling the Line

Somebody's pinched my sombrero wrote:Anyone REALLY know whats happening with this going through?

THIS !! <grr>
by Asprillasfurcoat
Mon Jul 14, 2014 1:05 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Silly Footballer Names
Replies: 43
Views: 5086

Re: Silly Footballer Names

Kemer Celery
Farange Quirme
Spoem Baenke
Squikki Plum
Massimo Tassimo
Bornt Kalamari
Spoone Enfork
Llabia Schniff
Cramble Vesuvius
Gypsy Lantern
Jessop Meringue
by Asprillasfurcoat
Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:56 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Amalfitano leaves Newcastle, a city weeps
Replies: 13
Views: 1967

Re: Amalfitano leaves Newcastle, a city weeps

FFWD 18 months..

Perez leaves Newcastle, a city weeps

Back page of the Tenerife Bugle (Translated): 'I had to leave, I was being Pardewed'
by Asprillasfurcoat
Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:05 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Your thoughts on the Pardew-Meyler incident?
Replies: 249
Views: 22206

Re: Your thoughts on the Pardew-Meyler incident?

If I was Pardew this morning, I'd be thinking 'might as well've been hung for a sheep as a lamb' - the amount of Daily-Mail-Reader type hysteria that's gone one, I'd be wishing I'd taken all Meyler's front teeth out.
by Asprillasfurcoat
Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:01 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Pardew fails to answer questions about transfer policy
Replies: 70
Views: 7986

Re: Pardew fails to answer questions about transfer policy

Dear Mr Ashley I would like to apply for the position of Director of Football at Newcastle City Football Club United. I have all the attributes you are looking for. I know everyone in football, in every country in the world. I am bessie mates with fat Ronaldo and good Ronaldo, George Best who comes ...
by Asprillasfurcoat
Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:23 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Minor/Untrusted January Transfer Rumours (NUFC)
Replies: 1834
Views: 191802

Re: Minor/Untrusted January Transfer Rumours (NUFC)

What kind of money do we have to spend? I'd like to see us be quite ambitious, bringing in biggish names. Gomis and Thauvin would be perfect. Actually, given how good Gouff has been I'm not sure we need a LW anymore. Unless it's a pacey youngster who can come off the bench. No Europe: 5th Europe: s...
by Asprillasfurcoat
Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:20 am
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Stan Laurel & NUFC
Replies: 9
Views: 1840

Stan Laurel & NUFC

Saw a quote from the late great Stan Laurel of Lauel and Hardy fame: "I may have been born in Lancashire, but I've always felt I belong to North Shields" Don't know why he said this, but I am using that quote to make the assumption that one half of unquestionably THE greatest comedy double-act of al...
by Asprillasfurcoat
Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:34 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Cabaye and the CL
Replies: 15
Views: 1627

Cabaye and the CL

Right, before I go any further, can I just say I am NOT saying we are going to qualify for the Champions League. I'd expect bookies to be offering 500-1 on that happening. This is a thread of howevers and hypotheticals only, so keep yer hair on, ok?? However: This is one wide open season so far, and...
by Asprillasfurcoat
Tue Nov 05, 2013 1:21 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Swansea away
Replies: 9
Views: 1963

Swansea away

Not deserving of a thread but I want to be noticed ! As many forum old timers will know, I'm living in Swansea. If anyone can get me a ticket for our end I shall be eternaly grateful, especially seeing as I couldn't get one last season. I can meet up down here and give you cash on the day (I have ca...
by Asprillasfurcoat
Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:16 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Sunderland 2 - 1 Newcastle Utd - 27/10/13
Replies: 1037
Views: 69739

Re: Official Match Day Thread - Sunderland v Newcastle Unite

We're going to be relying on a Pardew half time team talk.. <doh>
by Asprillasfurcoat
Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:25 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: French Footballers and the 75% super-tax
Replies: 16
Views: 2317

French Footballers and the 75% super-tax

French Ligue 1 and 2 are going on strike in opposition to a new 75% super tax being brought in for high earners. My first thought when I heard this was can NUFC benefit from this? We have great connections in France, and it may be that this tax will mean that a higher calibre of French Player wants ...
by Asprillasfurcoat
Mon Oct 21, 2013 8:18 pm
Forum: Football Discussion
Topic: Tino the porn star?
Replies: 12
Views: 3066

Re: Tino the porn star?

Imagine the faces on the regular punters if you stood up in a porno movie theatre in Soho when his movie was on and started chanting: 'Tino, Tino, Tino'...