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- Thu May 31, 2018 12:46 pm
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: Lampard appointed Derby Boss
- Replies: 15
- Views: 4979
Re: Lampard appointed Derby Boss
Italian teams are always giving former players etc a chance, and not just teams in the Serie B, big teams like AC Milan. I don’t have a problem with it, they have to start somewhere and they can’t all start in League 2. The problem though is we have a long list of poor English managers who are alwa...
- Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:13 pm
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: What have I missed ?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 4782
Re: What have I missed ?
Alain dePardeau!, Pardew you cronut!, WTF is Steve McLaren doning here?, Rafa can save us, relegated, promoted, rafa is a god, selling, not selling, really selling this time, call that an offer? Get thee to a fuckery Stavely!, rafa is still a god, rafa don't play Mitro and is a cronut, rafa is ok b...
- Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:01 pm
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: What have I missed ?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 4782
What have I missed ?
I've been away from this forum for about four years now, living in darkest Sumatra (I had to leave the country quickly following an incident in a Cheltenham Travel Lodge that ended with Holly Willoughby's husband putting a Fatwah on me). Since then I've been eeking out a living by fashioning effigie...
- Mon Sep 22, 2014 12:41 pm
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: Your starting eleven predictions for Palace away (LC)
- Replies: 93
- Views: 9110
Your starting eleven predictions for Palace away (LC)
Don't know if this has been posted elsewhere today, thought I'd start at new thread coz I wasn't sure where to put it (ooo-er missus!) Warnock was on TalkSport this morning, said that there are '6 or 7 players I haven't had a chance to look at yet, so they'll get a game against Newcastle' So if Pala...
- Tue Sep 16, 2014 2:49 pm
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: Southampton 4 - 0 Newcastle Utd - 13/09/14
- Replies: 565
- Views: 65020
Re: Southampton 4 - 0 Newcastle Utd - 13/09/14
I've nevr bean goode at spelingCabella The Redeemer wrote:Coloccini*
- Tue Sep 16, 2014 1:10 pm
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: Southampton 4 - 0 Newcastle Utd - 13/09/14
- Replies: 565
- Views: 65020
Re: Southampton 4 - 0 Newcastle Utd - 13/09/14
Sissoko is a horrible player, but part of it is down to Pardew. He churns out decent performances for France, and he was an absolute tank when we first signed him. Pardew seems to have no clue how to play him besides telling him to run about a bit. The 'What a player, what a signing, what a day for...
- Tue Aug 12, 2014 12:41 pm
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: Football Related Books Thread
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2953
Re: Football Related Books Thread
The Far Corner by Harry Pearson. A love letter to North East football.
- Fri Aug 08, 2014 12:43 pm
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: Celtic re-admitted to European football... again.
- Replies: 29
- Views: 3486
Re: Celtic re-admitted to European football... again.
Oscar Pistorious has fired his legal team and hired Celtic's, as they lost both legs and still got a victory.
- Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:10 pm
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: Signing #6: Daryl Janmaat
- Replies: 229
- Views: 18736
Re: The Janmaat Thread - Straddling the Line
Somebody's pinched my sombrero wrote:Anyone REALLY know whats happening with this going through?
THIS !!
- Mon Jul 14, 2014 1:05 pm
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: Silly Footballer Names
- Replies: 43
- Views: 5086
Re: Silly Footballer Names
Kemer Celery
Farange Quirme
Spoem Baenke
Squikki Plum
Massimo Tassimo
Bornt Kalamari
Spoone Enfork
Llabia Schniff
Cramble Vesuvius
Gypsy Lantern
Jessop Meringue
Farange Quirme
Spoem Baenke
Squikki Plum
Massimo Tassimo
Bornt Kalamari
Spoone Enfork
Llabia Schniff
Cramble Vesuvius
Gypsy Lantern
Jessop Meringue
- Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:56 pm
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: Amalfitano leaves Newcastle, a city weeps
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1967
Re: Amalfitano leaves Newcastle, a city weeps
FFWD 18 months..
Perez leaves Newcastle, a city weeps
Back page of the Tenerife Bugle (Translated): 'I had to leave, I was being Pardewed'
Perez leaves Newcastle, a city weeps
Back page of the Tenerife Bugle (Translated): 'I had to leave, I was being Pardewed'
- Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:05 pm
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: Your thoughts on the Pardew-Meyler incident?
- Replies: 249
- Views: 22206
Re: Your thoughts on the Pardew-Meyler incident?
If I was Pardew this morning, I'd be thinking 'might as well've been hung for a sheep as a lamb' - the amount of Daily-Mail-Reader type hysteria that's gone one, I'd be wishing I'd taken all Meyler's front teeth out.
- Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:01 am
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: Pardew fails to answer questions about transfer policy
- Replies: 70
- Views: 7986
Re: Pardew fails to answer questions about transfer policy
Dear Mr Ashley I would like to apply for the position of Director of Football at Newcastle City Football Club United. I have all the attributes you are looking for. I know everyone in football, in every country in the world. I am bessie mates with fat Ronaldo and good Ronaldo, George Best who comes ...
- Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:23 pm
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: Minor/Untrusted January Transfer Rumours (NUFC)
- Replies: 1834
- Views: 191802
Re: Minor/Untrusted January Transfer Rumours (NUFC)
What kind of money do we have to spend? I'd like to see us be quite ambitious, bringing in biggish names. Gomis and Thauvin would be perfect. Actually, given how good Gouff has been I'm not sure we need a LW anymore. Unless it's a pacey youngster who can come off the bench. No Europe: 5th Europe: s...
- Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:20 am
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: Stan Laurel & NUFC
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1840
Stan Laurel & NUFC
Saw a quote from the late great Stan Laurel of Lauel and Hardy fame: "I may have been born in Lancashire, but I've always felt I belong to North Shields" Don't know why he said this, but I am using that quote to make the assumption that one half of unquestionably THE greatest comedy double-act of al...
- Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:34 pm
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: Cabaye and the CL
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1627
Cabaye and the CL
Right, before I go any further, can I just say I am NOT saying we are going to qualify for the Champions League. I'd expect bookies to be offering 500-1 on that happening. This is a thread of howevers and hypotheticals only, so keep yer hair on, ok?? However: This is one wide open season so far, and...
- Tue Nov 05, 2013 1:21 pm
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: Swansea away
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1963
Swansea away
Not deserving of a thread but I want to be noticed ! As many forum old timers will know, I'm living in Swansea. If anyone can get me a ticket for our end I shall be eternaly grateful, especially seeing as I couldn't get one last season. I can meet up down here and give you cash on the day (I have ca...
- Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:16 pm
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: Sunderland 2 - 1 Newcastle Utd - 27/10/13
- Replies: 1037
- Views: 69739
Re: Official Match Day Thread - Sunderland v Newcastle Unite
We're going to be relying on a Pardew half time team talk..
- Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:25 pm
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: French Footballers and the 75% super-tax
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2317
French Footballers and the 75% super-tax
French Ligue 1 and 2 are going on strike in opposition to a new 75% super tax being brought in for high earners. My first thought when I heard this was can NUFC benefit from this? We have great connections in France, and it may be that this tax will mean that a higher calibre of French Player wants ...
- Mon Oct 21, 2013 8:18 pm
- Forum: Football Discussion
- Topic: Tino the porn star?
- Replies: 12
- Views: 3066
Re: Tino the porn star?
Imagine the faces on the regular punters if you stood up in a porno movie theatre in Soho when his movie was on and started chanting: 'Tino, Tino, Tino'...