It's a f***ing pain when you're mod and you get a bunch of whingy little d***s complaining when you can't take down cross board tentacle porn and no matter how many times you tell them you can't no one remembers.. <whistle> But that was an old forum I used to be on... too many gays and pedophiles f...

Glad Tash isn't here.

Oh, crap...

Dear Jim,

Please can you fix it for me by passing this letter onto the people from Points of View.

Regards,

oT, Location:location:location

biggeordiedave wrote:My beard goes a bit ginger when it's too long.

Yeah. I get ginger flecks in my beard

KingoStarr wrote:

aginairrr wrote:I had to beg to be accepted, hate being ginger!

I am a semi-ginge as pointed out by my friend from her gingers survival guide, as I have blonde hair but a ginger beard it means I carry the ginger gene, Gutted !

Cast the mutant out!

aginairrr wrote:I had to beg to be accepted, hate being ginger!

Burn him!

MagpieFozz?

Head cheese...

Some was really bad and if you were at work; you really did wonder if you should open a thread.

Until cross threads, it wasn't an issue at all.

Give em hell syd!

I was only joking. Glad you made it.

Seriously. Who the hell is this guy?

Who were you on not606 again?

L-T-F wrote:I've pm'd a few today, no notifications back yet but to be fair, not a lot of people know me, hope nobody thinks I'm stalking them!

It was fun watching you PM them

ToonSi wrote:I've always wanted to be a mod too...

A rocker...

biggeordiedave wrote:Stoke really are to football what Danny Dyer is to acting.

He's up for a BAFTA

British
Academy
For
Terrible
Acting

I had a client last year asking for an inline popup to be invoked whenever a user hit the website to describe to them "How to use this site". When I suggested this was a bad idea and offered instead to have a prominent link in the navigation and a landing page for this flash intro to be embedded, he...

Almost every client would start off with: Client: "We need a flash intro..." Me: "No you don't" Client: "But everyone else has one" Me: "You sell frozen goods." Client: "So we do need a Flash intro to showcase our products" Me: "No. You need a website to showcase your products. You need some Flash c...

"Burn him! Burn him good!!"

I think I need a new turn of phrase for this forum to chastise idiots.

True. I became a Flash developer/designer in 2000 and had to somehow take clients fantastic concepts that would have weighed in with an average page weight of about 300/400k and reduce them down to about 15/20k simply because of the download speed. I tell you what. Designers/developers nowadays woul...