Pavel's eBar

Beard?

The more time spent with my miniature curling tongs and beeswax the better.
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Beards are always f***ing horrible. You'd have to glue one to my corpse.
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Normal beards are acceptable. Coiffed beards are for pricks.
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I can't grow a beard and I'm scared to admit it. I hope mods can't tell who votes for what. Please like me.
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f*** off, AP.
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Total votes: 42

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Sir Bobby » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:32 pm

A solid effort of 1.36, my friend managed 1.28 but I’m putting that down to him being a fat bastard. Water was allowed though which would have made it a lot lot easier than without. I’m annoyed now since I wanna get under 1.30 but I’m not sure my body wants to be eating 20 McNuggets ever few days <erk>

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Seagull » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:47 pm

<diva> <diva> the bar has been set gentlemen!
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by PTAO? » Fri Nov 10, 2017 11:40 pm

Juliet Papa Golf wrote:
PTAO wrote:
Well?!
He’s probably dead
Was thinking this.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Seagull » Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:16 am

PTAO wrote:
Juliet Papa Golf wrote:
He’s probably dead
Was thinking this.
Can't say I didn't worry thinking I'd indirectly caused someone to choke to death.
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by TBC » Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:59 pm

Now I want chicken nuggets <fist>
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Japan Papa Goku » Sat Nov 11, 2017 10:34 pm

My mate did it in 2:34 this evening. He used sauce but didn’t pre-dip and the nuggets were quite hot...feels that he could shave another minute off next time if those two factors were addressed.
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Seagull » Sat Nov 11, 2017 11:57 pm

Lads, I'm gonna have to tackle this within the week.
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Blještav Benny » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:42 pm

Mate picks up a new BMW 140i on Friday, 0-62 in about 4.5 seconds. Hate it when friends get new cars as I always get the bug to start looking again <laugh>
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by OverseersmademesupportenglandTOON » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:47 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:Mate picks up a new BMW 140i on Friday, 0-62 in about 4.5 seconds. Hate it when friends get new cars as I always get the bug to start looking again <laugh>
The wife and I are without cars at the moment and it's bloody wonderful.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Blještav Benny » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:54 pm

overseasTOON wrote:
Bodacious Benny wrote:Mate picks up a new BMW 140i on Friday, 0-62 in about 4.5 seconds. Hate it when friends get new cars as I always get the bug to start looking again <laugh>
The wife and I are without cars at the moment and it's bloody wonderful.
I'd love not to have the financial burden but both my wife and I need the car for work fairly frequently so not having one isn't an option.
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by bigbelgiandave » Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:26 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:Mate picks up a new BMW 140i on Friday, 0-62 in about 4.5 seconds. Hate it when friends get new cars as I always get the bug to start looking again <laugh>
Must be good money in hairdressing these days <roll>
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by OverseersmademesupportenglandTOON » Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:56 pm

Grimsby, who had a 70% vote in favour of Brexit now want to become a free port in terms of customs duty for imported fish.

f*** Grimsby.

I still remember Shearer bleeding on thier pitch because they had a cronut of a player.

f*** Grimsby in the face and let them rot, not that you'd notice the difference.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Seagull » Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:07 pm

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Blještav Benny » Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:10 pm

Haven't got a clue!
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by ALF » Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:57 pm

I'm pretty sure this is the answer so don't click if you don't want to know...
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Blještav Benny » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:01 pm

ALF wrote:I'm pretty sure this is the answer so don't click if you don't want to know...
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When did he play with Duff?
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by ALF » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:07 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:
ALF wrote:I'm pretty sure this is the answer so don't click if you don't want to know...
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When did he play with Duff?
He didn't <scratch>

Saw it the other day, must be slightly different.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Seagull » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:14 pm

A friend told me that was the answer ALF... I didn't bother to check.
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Blještav Benny » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:19 pm

Leonid Brezhnev wrote:A friend told me that was the answer ALF... I didn't bother to check.
<laugh>

So is the question correct if you take duff out of it?
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Blještav Benny » Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:01 am

NUFC have paid £5 into my bank account <scratch>
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