Food accidents that ended well

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Re: Food accidents that ended well

Post by ToonSi » Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:26 pm

skalpel wrote:Do not ever, ever try cheese with jam. I was once convinced by somebody that it was one of those things that was 'weirdly really great'. Big mistake.
Ah but you should try cheese and chilli jam - an honest taste sensation!
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Re: Food accidents that ended well

Post by Albert's Chip Shop » Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:26 pm

skalpel wrote:Do not ever, ever try cheese with jam. I was once convinced by somebody that it was one of those things that was 'weirdly really great'. Big mistake.
I regularly eat chilli jam and cheese.. Sooo lush! First tried it at Langhams..
Originally Posted by Somebodys pinched my sombrero......
Later in the interview, Santon confirmed that, indeed, he has never seen a mackem in Milan


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They do have there own BRAND as I put it ha ah ha , let's put it this way I didn't lick her gash just emptied my sack and made my excuses ha ha

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Re: Food accidents that ended well

Post by 5 Goals - Hesakmi » Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:32 pm

How about this , I've actually tried sheep testicles before.

Nasty stuff.
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Re: Food accidents that ended well

Post by beardface » Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:33 pm

5 Goals - Hesakmi wrote:How about this , I've actually tried sheep testicles before.

Nasty stuff.
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Re: Food accidents that ended well

Post by Holystone... » Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:35 pm

How about this , I've actually tried sheep testicles before.


Was the sheep alive? Ha ha
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Re: Food accidents that ended well

Post by Albert's Chip Shop » Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:41 pm

In Lithuania I did try Beaver and pigs ears. I was ill as hell for ages.
Originally Posted by Somebodys pinched my sombrero......
Later in the interview, Santon confirmed that, indeed, he has never seen a mackem in Milan


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They do have there own BRAND as I put it ha ah ha , let's put it this way I didn't lick her gash just emptied my sack and made my excuses ha ha

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Re: Food accidents that ended well

Post by KingoStarr » Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:41 pm

Marmite and Cheese on toast, not an accident though I love marmite so I try it on most things
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Re: Food accidents that ended well

Post by B4E » Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:45 pm

Talking about weird food combinations, how about this <laugh>

[youtube]m9FRSghXhDM[/youtube]

I can't get that to work, someone help me <cry>
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Re: Food accidents that ended well

Post by 5 Goals - Hesakmi » Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:00 pm

Bolton4Europe wrote:Talking about weird food combinations, how about this <laugh>

[youtube]m9FRSghXhDM[/youtube]

I can't get that to work, someone help me <cry>
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They are f***ing mental <laugh>
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Re: Food accidents that ended well

Post by Seagull » Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:02 pm

epic meal time <applause>

have you seen regular ordinary swedish meal time?
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Re: Food accidents that ended well

Post by ToonSi » Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:07 pm

Albert's Chip Shop wrote:
skalpel wrote:Do not ever, ever try cheese with jam. I was once convinced by somebody that it was one of those things that was 'weirdly really great'. Big mistake.
I regularly eat chilli jam and cheese.. Sooo lush! First tried it at Langhams..
Great minds <laugh>
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Re: Food accidents that ended well

Post by Tsi » Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:20 pm

skalpel wrote:Do not ever, ever try cheese with jam. I was once convinced by somebody that it was one of those things that was 'weirdly really great'. Big mistake.
i like it depends on the jam like it has to be berries not plum or apricot

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Re: Food accidents that ended well

Post by Tsi » Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:24 pm

mince pie poke a hole in the top and fill it up with vinegar then slap between two slices of bread and squash and there you go a manwich

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Re: Food accidents that ended well

Post by Seagull » Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:25 pm

The Secret Ingredient wrote:mince pie poke a hole in the top and fill it up with vinegar then slap between two slices of bread and squash and there you go a manwich
<puke>
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Re: Food accidents that ended well

Post by 5 Goals - Hesakmi » Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:40 pm

A popsicle with chilli?
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Post by Hatem Is A Geordie » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:19 pm

A drunken hula hoop, peanut butter, dorito and sausage sandwich.

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Re: Food accidents that ended well

Post by Albert's Chip Shop » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:37 pm

Hatem Is A Geordie wrote:A drunken hula hoop, peanut butter, dorito and sausage sandwich.
Cleaning out the food cupboard i guess!
Originally Posted by Somebodys pinched my sombrero......
Later in the interview, Santon confirmed that, indeed, he has never seen a mackem in Milan


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They do have there own BRAND as I put it ha ah ha , let's put it this way I didn't lick her gash just emptied my sack and made my excuses ha ha

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Re: Food accidents that ended well

Post by Hatem Is A Geordie » Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:09 pm

Albert's Chip Shop wrote:
Hatem Is A Geordie wrote:A drunken hula hoop, peanut butter, dorito and sausage sandwich.
Cleaning out the food cupboard i guess!
Yeah, you could say we didn't have much left, was nice though

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Re: Food accidents that ended well

Post by Duke » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:56 pm

Hatem Is A Geordie wrote:A drunken hula hoop, peanut butter, dorito and sausage sandwich.
Sounds f***ing epic
I dunno

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Re: Food accidents that ended well

Post by biggeordiedave » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:58 pm

Not so much a food accident, but garlic mayo is amazing in a cheese toastie.
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