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ScholarlySloth · Post by **ScholarlySloth** » Fri May 31, 2013 10:30 pm

I'm employed

No being a bum and relaxing for a while after uni <neg>

beatski · Post by **beatski** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:21 am

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Hatem Is A Geordie · Post by **Hatem Is A Geordie** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:29 am

I leave uni halls today signalling the end of my first year, know that my life isn't going to get much better now

Seagull · Post by **Seagull** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:00 am

Hatem Is A Geordie wrote:I leave uni halls today signalling the end of my first year, know that my life isn't going to get much better now

I'm sure the £100k will sweeten the blow

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jimileysbaldhead · Post by **jimileysbaldhead** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:02 pm

I've just seen a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a cat flap.

Duke · Post by **Duke** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 3:09 pm

Oh yeah I saw Rich Hall last night in Belfast. He walked past me and I knew I recognised him but couldn't think who it was, so he walked on like 10 paces or so and I turned round and shouted 'RICH HALL' <facepalm>

. He turned his head round and acknowledged me and walked on.

cbrad NUFC · Post by **cbrad NUFC** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:12 pm

ScholarlySloth wrote:I'm employed

No being a bum and relaxing for a while after uni

Nice one well done, good feeling when you get your first job.

ScholarlySloth · Post by **ScholarlySloth** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:10 pm

Cabaye's Long Shots wrote:
ScholarlySloth wrote:I'm employed

No being a bum and relaxing for a while after uni
Nice one well done, good feeling when you get your first job.

Cheers

Really rather shitting myself for the first day mind haha.

overseasTOON · Post by **overseasTOON** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:41 pm

Bon Soir a Montpellier!

So, missus has passed out upstairs. I put miniOT to bed and came down stairs for a bit of peace and quiet. Read the news etc and opted to log on seeing my nearest and dearest have succumbed to celebrating withe the city, the first ever gay marriage in France...

Anywhoo. Must finish wine and get to bed as heading off to the apartment tomorrow.

Hope your all well.

Love ,

Me, miniOT and MrsOT

Acid Hippo · Post by **Acid Hippo** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:48 pm

outre-merTOON wrote:Bon Soir a Montpellier!

So, missus has passed out upstairs. I put miniOT to bed and came down stairs for a bit of peace and quiet. Read the news etc and opted to log on seeing my nearest and dearest have succumbed to celebrating withe the city, the first ever gay marriage in France...

Anywhoo. Must finish wine and get to bed as heading off to the apartment tomorrow.

Hope your all well.

Love ,

Me, miniOT and MrsOT

More wine!

All is well! (Although not if you're Mifune) Hope you all have a great couple of weeks

cbrad NUFC · Post by **cbrad NUFC** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:54 pm

ScholarlySloth wrote:
Cabaye's Long Shots wrote:
Nice one well done, good feeling when you get your first job.
Cheers

Really rather shitting myself for the first day mind haha.

I'm sure you'll be fine, think everyone feels nervous about the first day in a new job.

Acid Hippo · Post by **Acid Hippo** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:00 pm

Hatem Is A Geordie wrote:I leave uni halls today signalling the end of my first year, know that my life isn't going to get much better now

Ahh, naive first years. Your life will be infinitely better now you're out of those horrible things and into your own place. I've just finished my third year... MY life isn't going to get much better

Post by **Cal** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:02 pm

Rastanana wrote:
Hatem Is A Geordie wrote:I leave uni halls today signalling the end of my first year, know that my life isn't going to get much better now
Ahh, naive first years. Your life will be infinitely better now you're out of those horrible things and into your own place. I've just finished my third year... MY life isn't going to get much better

Until you win your very own rastanana. Then every little thing gonna be all right.

Ramone · Post by **Ramone** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:06 pm

Cbrad is continuing his hate campaign against Jessie J on Twitter

Craig Bradley ‏@cbrad27 34m

Stop sucking off your rejects Jessie, it's pathetic.

Craig Bradley ‏@cbrad27 31m

Fair play to Jessie J for shaving her hair off for Comic Relief, but you could've done something else. You look like a man in drag on ya vid

I think he's in love

Acid Hippo · Post by **Acid Hippo** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:16 pm

Cal wrote:
Rastanana wrote:
Ahh, naive first years. Your life will be infinitely better now you're out of those horrible things and into your own place. I've just finished my third year... MY life isn't going to get much better
Until you win your very own rastanana. Then every little thing gonna be all right.

Well we can only hope and dream my friend. Not everyone is that lucky I'm afraid.

Seagull · Post by **Seagull** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:22 pm

Rastanana wrote:
Cal wrote:
Until you win your very own rastanana. Then every little thing gonna be all right.
Well we can only hope and dream my friend. Not everyone is that lucky I'm afraid.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/6-foot-rasta- ... 27d341d7df" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

edit: There's the proper version in your picture on there but it's going for £26!

Acid Hippo · Post by **Acid Hippo** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:47 am

I want curly hair too wrote:
Rastanana wrote:
Well we can only hope and dream my friend. Not everyone is that lucky I'm afraid.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/6-foot-rasta- ... 27d341d7df" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

edit: There's the proper version in your picture on there but it's going for £26!

The fact that the condition is set to 'Used' puts me off...

cbrad NUFC · Post by **cbrad NUFC** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:55 am

Ramoon wrote:Cbrad is continuing his hate campaign against Jessie J on Twitter
Crag Bradley ‏@cbrad27 34m

Stop sucking off your rejects Jessie, it's pathetic.

Crag Bradley ‏@cbrad27 31m

Fair play to Jessie J for shaving her hair off for Comic Relief, but you could've done something else. You look like a man in drag on ya vid
I think he's in love

What is love?

Dr. Bishop · Post by **Dr. Bishop** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:19 am

Cabaye's Long Shots wrote:
Ramoon wrote:Cbrad is continuing his hate campaign against Jessie J on Twitter

I think he's in love
What is love?

Oh Craigy, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me no more.

jimileysbaldhead · Post by **jimileysbaldhead** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:37 am

A couple who have been married for 20 yrs are sat across the dinner table from each other.

The wife watches him for a few seconds, sighs puts down her knife and fork and says to the husband
"You know what?"
"What?" replies the husband looking up from his dinner plate
"You're a cu*t!"
"I'm a what?"
"You're a cu*t"
"No I am not"
"Yes, you are, and you know what, all our friends think you're a cnut"
"No they don't!"
"Yes, they do, and what's more your family think you're a cu*t!!!"
"No way, no they don't!!!"
"Yes, they do think you're a cu*t......and do you know what's worse?"
"WHAT?"
"You're mother, your own mother thinks you're a cu*t!"
"No, I'm not having that"
"She does!.....You're own mother, you OWN mother thinks that you're a cu*t!!!!"
"No she does not!"
"Yes, Oh Yes she does, in fact if there was a competition to find the world's biggest cu*t, you would come second!!!"

He stops and looks hurt and confused

"Why would I come second?"

" Because you're a c*nt "

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