Pavel's eBar

What to do with empty filing cabinet in office?

Keep it, just in case.
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11%
Remove it.
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Shoot it.
4
11%
Fill with booze.
17
46%
Turn into modern art.
4
11%
Sell it to Ashley as our new star striker in exchange for a big mug and £5 SD voucher.
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22%
 
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by PTAO? » Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:26 pm

Micky Quim wrote:No way could this be done in less than 5 mins
Agreed. It's gonna be tough after the initial few.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by jpg » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:34 pm

With or without dip?

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Post by Seagull » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:35 pm

I would go without as it would slow me down. Unless you could pre-dip <scratch>
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by jpg » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:58 pm

If the aim is to eat as many as quickly as possible then you definitely need to lubricate prior to ingestion.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by bodacious benny » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:01 pm

PTAO wrote:
Micky Quim wrote:No way could this be done in less than 5 mins
Agreed. It's gonna be tough after the initial few.
They're pretty small. Easily <5 mins!
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by overseasTOON » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:02 pm

The nuggets themselves already have a higher than average water content for a piece of cooked chicken.

I reckon 20 in 90 seconds is doable.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Seagull » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:53 pm

Think I'm gonna have to test this out in the only way possible lads.
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by bodacious benny » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:54 pm

Leonid Brezhnev wrote:Think I'm gonna have to test this out in the only way possible lads.
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by ALF » Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:53 pm

No chance in 90 seconds.

It'd take me a good 5 minutes at least.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Micky Quim » Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:41 am

I just saw a video on youtube where someone did it in under 2 mins, then cue the spew. They were dipping as they went, two chews and swallowing. It didn't make good viewing

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Sir Bobby » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:40 am

I’m going for this today. 20 McNuggets for £4 is a ridiculously cheap price btw

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by biggeordiedave » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:26 pm

Sir Bobby wrote:I’m going for this today. 20 McNuggets for £4 is a ridiculously cheap price btw
That's because they're f***ing awful. I still eat them myself, don't get me wrong, but they're like 1% chicken, 85% salt and then 14% slime.
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by bodacious benny » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:48 pm

I'd give it a go but I only buy free range meat (don't think McDonald's chickens are free range).

I'm not against rearing animals for meat (my in-laws own a free range chicken farm) but I personally prefer knowing that the meat I'm eating ( <perv> ) has at least had the opportunity to spend some of its life outside.
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by biggeordiedave » Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:33 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:I'd give it a go but I only buy free range meat (don't think McDonald's chickens are free range).

I'm not against rearing animals for meat (my in-laws own a free range chicken farm) but I personally prefer knowing that the meat I'm eating ( <perv> ) has at least had the opportunity to spend some of its life outside.
The ready meals I get from Asda contain chicken from "Thailand or Brazil" <erk>. Either way, I bet it's f***ing grim.
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by bodacious benny » Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:09 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:
Bodacious Benny wrote:I'd give it a go but I only buy free range meat (don't think McDonald's chickens are free range).

I'm not against rearing animals for meat (my in-laws own a free range chicken farm) but I personally prefer knowing that the meat I'm eating ( <perv> ) has at least had the opportunity to spend some of its life outside.
The ready meals I get from Asda contain chicken from "Thailand or Brazil" <erk>. Either way, I bet it's f***ing grim.
So it might be chicken <laugh>
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by PTAO? » Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:11 pm

Sir Bobby wrote:I’m going for this today. 20 McNuggets for £4 is a ridiculously cheap price btw
Well?!

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by jpg » Fri Nov 10, 2017 4:16 pm

PTAO wrote:
Sir Bobby wrote:I’m going for this today. 20 McNuggets for £4 is a ridiculously cheap price btw
Well?!
He’s probably dead

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Micky Quim » Fri Nov 10, 2017 6:21 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:
The ready meals I get from Asda contain chicken from "Thailand or Brazil" <erk>. Either way, I bet it's f***ing grim.
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Ramone » Fri Nov 10, 2017 6:46 pm

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Well?!
He’s probably dead
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Lidl » Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:20 pm

Depends if they've had time to cool down or not. If they're fresh nuggets then you're absolutely on a one way road to a scalded mouth if you try and eat those quickly. Tepid, pre-sauced nuggets though, I think I could do that in under 2 minutes.
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