Pavel's eBar

[bodacious benny]

Saw a woman getting off the train today carrying a plate of toast

There are some weird people using public transport.

You're right there. I was stood next to a bloke the other day who was having a go at a cyclist for bringing a bike onto the train until the cyclist pointed out that the angry t*** was stood in the space meant for bikes...

[Chappy]

There are some weird people using public transport.

You're right there. I was stood next to a bloke the other day who was having a go at a cyclist for bringing a bike onto the train until the cyclist pointed out that the angry t*** was stood in the space meant for bikes...

Using public transport reminds me how much I hate humans.

[PTAO?]

Are people interested in the NFL Fantasy league this year?

[Don Sholeone]

[bodacious benny]

Not entirely sure that making the most asthmatic person in the building one of the fire marshals is a particularly good idea. Had a fire drill earlier and after his sweep of the building he looked like he was about to collapse, god knows how he'd cope if there was an actual fire

[Don Sholeone]

There was a staff night out over the weekend and one of the women was taking pictures on her phone and when she scrolled through them showing everyone she scrolled a little too far and accidently showed everyone a pic of her spreading her fanny, it was f***ing grim

[bodacious benny]

There was a staff night out over the weekend and one of the women was taking pictures on her phone and when she scrolled through them showing everyone she scrolled a little too far and accidently showed everyone a pic of her spreading her fanny, it was f***ing grim

[Sir Bobby]

Jesus Christ

[bodacious benny]

Probably if she'd scrolled one more there would be a picture of Mike from accounts doing the jack hammer on her

[TJR]

[bodacious benny]

I was reading back through some of his tweets and he posts some Random stuff

He's right tho, they'd be mad to risk landing without sending some form of scouting rover.

[Don Sholeone]

Just took a wander into the thread goldmine, pretty sad to see how many of the regulars we have lost over the past couple of years.

[biggeordiedave]

Just took a wander into the thread goldmine, pretty sad to see how many of the regulars we have lost over the past couple of years.

They can f*** off

[bodacious benny]

Still got a decent core group

[Don Sholeone]

Still got a decent core group

Aye the current riff raff is passable I guess

[Don Sholeone]

I don't believe in guardian angels but today life gave me a sign, a sign it was going to be a s*** day. It appeared to me when I opened the store shutters to be greeted by a human turd curled out right in front of the store entrance, as I swilled it along across the path to the nearest drain I knew today was gonna be a right f***er and I needed to but that extra layer of skin on to see out the day, Staff calling in sick, thieving crackheads, bitchy old ladies, window punching maniac... Oh thank you turd of fortune for your wisdom and strength you bestoweth upon thee today.

[ALF]

I don't believe in guardian angels but today life gave me a sign, a sign it was going to be a s*** day. It appeared to me when I opened the store shutters to be greeted by a human turd curled out right in front of the store entrance, as I swilled it along across the path to the nearest drain I knew today was gonna be a right f***er and I needed to but that extra layer of skin on to see out the day, Staff calling in sick, thieving crackheads, bitchy old ladies, window punching maniac... Oh thank you turd of fortune for your wisdom and strength you bestoweth upon thee today.

Glad I dropped it there now

[bodacious benny]

I don't believe in guardian angels but today life gave me a sign, a sign it was going to be a s*** day. It appeared to me when I opened the store shutters to be greeted by a human turd curled out right in front of the store entrance, as I swilled it along across the path to the nearest drain I knew today was gonna be a right f***er and I needed to but that extra layer of skin on to see out the day, Staff calling in sick, thieving crackheads, bitchy old ladies, window punching maniac... Oh thank you turd of fortune for your wisdom and strength you bestoweth upon thee today.

Part of my walk to the train station in the morning goes past a patch that homeless people clearly use as a toilet

[biggeordiedave]

I used to have a similar thing in the doorway of my old flat in Middlesbrough. It was set back from a main road so it was a handy public lavatory for the homeless or people coming home from a night out . It f***ing stank.

[bodacious benny]

The international break silence sweeps through TF!