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biggeordiedave wrote:He even wrote her a poem.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Silverfoxfan,
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biggeordiedave wrote:He even wrote her a poem.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Silverfoxfan,
Get in my van.
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Going to have 'Goodbye Horses' stuck in my head for the next few days, thanks a lot .Why aye Cabaye wrote:biggeordiedave wrote:He even wrote her a poem.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Silverfoxfan,
Get in my van.
I picture Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs when reading that
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It's like the plot to a Super Mario game.Minty Fresh wrote:We should devise an elaborate plan to raid Chappaz's house and save Silverfoxfan
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Which Super Mario game? They're all so different.AbsolutelyGlorious wrote:It's like the plot to a Super Mario game.Minty Fresh wrote:We should devise an elaborate plan to raid Chappaz's house and save Silverfoxfan
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Why is he still using a PS2?Ramone wrote:I just got asked to fix my extremely attractive neighbour's PS2
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AbsolutelyGlorious wrote:Why is he still using a PS2?Ramone wrote:I just got asked to fix my extremely attractive neighbour's PS2
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AbsolutelyGlorious wrote:Why is he still using a PS2?Ramone wrote:I just got asked to fix my extremely attractive neighbour's PS2
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AbsolutelyGlorious wrote:Why is he still using a PS2?Ramone wrote:I just got asked to fix my extremely attractive neighbour's PS2
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Also if you can fix his/her PS2, then he/she obviously thinks you're a total nerd so you don't have a chance .
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In that case, do not fix it under any circumstances Ramone. If you're going to do anything, just smash it to pieces to prove your manliness.biggeordiedave wrote:Also if you can fix his/her PS2, then he/she obviously thinks you're a total nerd so you don't have a chance .
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This. Then call her a cronut whilst having a can of Stella and a tab. She'll be like putty in your hands. Birds love that sort of stuff .Minty Fresh wrote:In that case, do not fix it under any circumstances Ramone. If you're going to do anything, just smash it to pieces to prove your manliness.biggeordiedave wrote:Also if you can fix his/her PS2, then he/she obviously thinks you're a total nerd so you don't have a chance .
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He films himself singing along. He uploads it to ToonForum.biggeordiedave wrote:Going to have 'Goodbye Horses' stuck in my head for the next few days, thanks a lot .Why aye Cabaye wrote:
I picture Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs when reading that
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You can do better than her Ramone.Ramone wrote:I fixed it by pressing the reset button
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Or you could fix it, sell it on eBay, use the money to buy another one, give that to him and say you broke his trying to repair it and bought a replacement. That way you look manly and generous, and by selling the fixed one it doesn't cost you anything. And they get a new PS2 and someone else gets a cheap one on eBay. Everyone wins.Minty Fresh wrote:In that case, do not fix it under any circumstances Ramone. If you're going to do anything, just smash it to pieces to prove your manliness.biggeordiedave wrote:Also if you can fix his/her PS2, then he/she obviously thinks you're a total nerd so you don't have a chance .
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I've just attempted to do the voice and I can actually do it quite well .Dr. Lucien Sanchez wrote:He films himself singing along. He uploads it to ToonForum.biggeordiedave wrote:
Going to have 'Goodbye Horses' stuck in my head for the next few days, thanks a lot .
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