Pavel's eBar

What to do with empty filing cabinet in office?

Keep it, just in case.
4
11%
Remove it.
0
No votes
Shoot it.
4
11%
Fill with booze.
17
46%
Turn into modern art.
4
11%
Sell it to Ashley as our new star striker in exchange for a big mug and £5 SD voucher.
8
22%
 
Total votes: 37

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Re: Shearer's eBar

Post by Paco » Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:18 pm

Alonso <diva>

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Post by Bodacious Benny » Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:21 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:He even wrote her a poem.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Silverfoxfan,
Get in my van.
<laugh> <applause>

I picture Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs when reading that <laugh>
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Post by Dr. Bishop » Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:22 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:He even wrote her a poem.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Silverfoxfan,
Get in my van.
<laugh> <erk>
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Re: Shearer's eBar

Post by biggeordiedave » Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:43 pm

Why aye Cabaye wrote:
biggeordiedave wrote:He even wrote her a poem.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Silverfoxfan,
Get in my van.
<laugh> <applause>

I picture Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs when reading that <laugh>
Going to have 'Goodbye Horses' stuck in my head for the next few days, thanks a lot <cheers>.
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Re: Shearer's eBar

Post by Ramone » Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:50 pm

I just got asked to fix my extremely attractive neighbour's PS2 8)
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Re: Shearer's eBar

Post by asbo » Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:52 pm

Minty Fresh wrote:We should devise an elaborate plan to raid Chappaz's house and save Silverfoxfan <awe>
It's like the plot to a Super Mario game.

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Post by Minty Fresh » Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:55 pm

AbsolutelyGlorious wrote:
Minty Fresh wrote:We should devise an elaborate plan to raid Chappaz's house and save Silverfoxfan <awe>
It's like the plot to a Super Mario game.
Which Super Mario game? They're all so different. <whistle>

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Re: Shearer's eBar

Post by asbo » Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:55 pm

Ramone wrote:I just got asked to fix my extremely attractive neighbour's PS2 8)
Why is he still using a PS2?

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Post by Seagull » Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:57 pm

AbsolutelyGlorious wrote:
Ramone wrote:I just got asked to fix my extremely attractive neighbour's PS2 8)
Why is he still using a PS2?
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Re: Shearer's eBar

Post by biggeordiedave » Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:57 pm

AbsolutelyGlorious wrote:
Ramone wrote:I just got asked to fix my extremely attractive neighbour's PS2 8)
Why is he still using a PS2?
<laugh>
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Re: Shearer's eBar

Post by Ramone » Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:58 pm

AbsolutelyGlorious wrote:
Ramone wrote:I just got asked to fix my extremely attractive neighbour's PS2 8)
Why is he still using a PS2?
<wah>
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Re: Shearer's eBar

Post by biggeordiedave » Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:01 pm

Also if you can fix his/her PS2, then he/she obviously thinks you're a total nerd so you don't have a chance <ok>.

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Re: Shearer's eBar

Post by Minty Fresh » Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:03 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:Also if you can fix his/her PS2, then he/she obviously thinks you're a total nerd so you don't have a chance <ok>.

<hug>
In that case, do not fix it under any circumstances Ramone. If you're going to do anything, just smash it to pieces to prove your manliness. <roll>

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Re: Shearer's eBar

Post by biggeordiedave » Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:04 pm

Minty Fresh wrote:
biggeordiedave wrote:Also if you can fix his/her PS2, then he/she obviously thinks you're a total nerd so you don't have a chance <ok>.

<hug>
In that case, do not fix it under any circumstances Ramone. If you're going to do anything, just smash it to pieces to prove your manliness. <roll>
This. Then call her a cronut whilst having a can of Stella and a tab. She'll be like putty in your hands. Birds love that sort of stuff <ok>.
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Re: Shearer's eBar

Post by Ramone » Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:05 pm

I fixed it by pressing the reset button <laugh>
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Re: Shearer's eBar

Post by dls » Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:06 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:
Why aye Cabaye wrote:
<laugh> <applause>

I picture Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs when reading that <laugh>
Going to have 'Goodbye Horses' stuck in my head for the next few days, thanks a lot <cheers>.
He films himself singing along. He uploads it to ToonForum.

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Re: Shearer's eBar

Post by biggeordiedave » Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:07 pm

Ramone wrote:I fixed it by pressing the reset button <laugh>
You can do better than her Ramone.
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Re: Shearer's eBar

Post by asbo » Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:07 pm

Minty Fresh wrote:
biggeordiedave wrote:Also if you can fix his/her PS2, then he/she obviously thinks you're a total nerd so you don't have a chance <ok>.

<hug>
In that case, do not fix it under any circumstances Ramone. If you're going to do anything, just smash it to pieces to prove your manliness. <roll>
Or you could fix it, sell it on eBay, use the money to buy another one, give that to him and say you broke his trying to repair it and bought a replacement. That way you look manly and generous, and by selling the fixed one it doesn't cost you anything. And they get a new PS2 and someone else gets a cheap one on eBay. Everyone wins.

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Re: Shearer's eBar

Post by biggeordiedave » Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:07 pm

Dr. Lucien Sanchez wrote:
biggeordiedave wrote:
Going to have 'Goodbye Horses' stuck in my head for the next few days, thanks a lot <cheers>.
He films himself singing along. He uploads it to ToonForum.
I've just attempted to do the voice and I can actually do it quite well <laugh>.
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