Pavel's eBar

What to do with empty filing cabinet in office?

Keep it, just in case.
2
10%
Remove it.
0
No votes
Shoot it.
2
10%
Fill with booze.
11
55%
Turn into modern art.
2
10%
Sell it to Ashley as our new star striker in exchange for a big mug and £5 SD voucher.
3
15%
 
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by biggeordiedave » Tue May 29, 2018 12:42 pm

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Didn't know this was even a thing.
I'm sure some Muslims have got something about having to hose down their arse when they've had a s***. If you go to Dubai, Oman and places like that then loads of the toilet cubicles have got hose pipe things fitted.
You mean they weren't for drinking? <yikes>
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Post by Bodacious Benny » Tue May 29, 2018 1:38 pm

bigbelgiandave wrote:
Bodacious Benny wrote:
I'm sure some Muslims have got something about having to hose down their arse when they've had a s***. If you go to Dubai, Oman and places like that then loads of the toilet cubicles have got hose pipe things fitted.
You mean they weren't for drinking? <yikes>
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Post by Colback's Orange Tufts » Tue May 29, 2018 2:30 pm

It's not really a religious thing, more cultural (south east Asia does it regardless of religion).

We have them in our house, they are great. Much cleaner (use water then paper). I feel now like the western way is uncivilised...
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Post by overseasTOON » Tue May 29, 2018 2:59 pm

Colback's Orange Tufts wrote:It's not really a religious thing, more cultural (south east Asia does it regardless of religion).

We have them in our house, they are great. Much cleaner (use water then paper). I feel now like the western way is uncivilised...
Stayed in a cheap-ish hotel in France and for some strange reason no en-suite bathrooms had an actual toilet but they all contained a bidet.

Were you supposed to have a dump in the only shared toilets on the middle floor and then walk upstairs with your pants round your ankles, s*** nuggets waving in the breeze to wash your ass in your bedroom?

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Post by Colback's Orange Tufts » Wed May 30, 2018 7:19 am

overseasTOON wrote:
Colback's Orange Tufts wrote:It's not really a religious thing, more cultural (south east Asia does it regardless of religion).

We have them in our house, they are great. Much cleaner (use water then paper). I feel now like the western way is uncivilised...
Stayed in a cheap-ish hotel in France and for some strange reason no en-suite bathrooms had an actual toilet but they all contained a bidet.

Were you supposed to have a dump in the only shared toilets on the middle floor and then walk upstairs with your pants round your ankles, s*** nuggets waving in the breeze to wash your ass in your bedroom?
French bidets are sub par. Inprecise and as you say having to get up whilst dirty is... yuk
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by overseasTOON » Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:22 am

"If you go into the woods today, you're in for a big surprise"


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-44332699

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Post by Bodacious Benny » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:44 pm

Pretty bored at work so spent the last half hour choosing a new Outlook font, gone for Segoe UI.
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Post by Hjl » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:58 pm

Blještav Benny wrote:Pretty bored at work so spent the last half hour choosing a new Outlook font, gone for Segoe UI.
Ooo, the rebels choice.

Im not sure how you expect to get any work done with such an outlandish font staring you in the face.

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Post by Bodacious Benny » Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:00 pm

Hjl wrote:
Blještav Benny wrote:Pretty bored at work so spent the last half hour choosing a new Outlook font, gone for Segoe UI.
Ooo, the rebels choice.

Im not sure how you expect to get any work done with such an outlandish font staring you in the face.
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Post by overseasTOON » Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:13 pm

Blještav Benny wrote:Pretty bored at work so spent the last half hour choosing a new Outlook font, gone for Segoe UI.
I had a Business Director I used to work with who would go mental if any correspondence wasn't in Times New Roman so I sent her my resignation letter in Comic Sans.

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Post by biggeordiedave » Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:19 pm

Blještav Benny wrote:Pretty bored at work so spent the last half hour choosing a new Outlook font, gone for Segoe UI.
Should have saved some fun for the weekend.
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Post by Bodacious Benny » Fri Jun 01, 2018 6:09 pm

bigbelgiandave wrote:
Blještav Benny wrote:Pretty bored at work so spent the last half hour choosing a new Outlook font, gone for Segoe UI.
Should have saved some fun for the weekend.
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Micky Quim » Fri Jun 01, 2018 6:10 pm

Got a speeding notice tonight, great letter to open on a Friday night. 89mph in a 70. Feck

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Bodacious Benny » Fri Jun 01, 2018 6:28 pm

Micky Quim wrote:Got a speeding notice tonight, great letter to open on a Friday night. 89mph in a 70. Feck
Bit harsh, 90 tends to be my cruising speed on motorways.

Anyway it's the manner of driving rather than speed that is generally the issue I find...you can drive well at 90mph and awful at 40mph.
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Post by Micky Quim » Fri Jun 01, 2018 6:45 pm

Blještav Benny wrote:
Micky Quim wrote:Got a speeding notice tonight, great letter to open on a Friday night. 89mph in a 70. Feck
Bit harsh, 90 tends to be my cruising speed on motorways.

Anyway it's the manner of driving rather than speed that is generally the issue I find...you can drive well at 90mph and awful at 40mph.
I hope the pigs see it that way, I wonder if Dave could put a word in?

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by biggeordiedave » Fri Jun 01, 2018 7:34 pm

Micky Quim wrote:
Blještav Benny wrote:
Bit harsh, 90 tends to be my cruising speed on motorways.

Anyway it's the manner of driving rather than speed that is generally the issue I find...you can drive well at 90mph and awful at 40mph.
I hope the pigs see it that way, I wonder if Dave could put a word in?
I'll do my best. Have they offered you a speed awareness course?
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by overseasTOON » Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:30 pm

Micky Quim wrote:Got a speeding notice tonight, great letter to open on a Friday night. 89mph in a 70. Feck
Well outside the 10% variant.

That was the variable that some traffic police I knew socially used to tell me.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Micky Quim » Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:07 am

bigbelgiandave wrote:
Micky Quim wrote: I hope the pigs see it that way, I wonder if Dave could put a word in?
I'll do my best. Have they offered you a speed awareness course?
Apparently Im outside that - its definitely a fine. Im hoping only 100 but it could be 50% of my weekly wage

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by biggeordiedave » Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:12 am

Micky Quim wrote:
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I'll do my best. Have they offered you a speed awareness course?
Apparently Im outside that - its definitely a fine. Im hoping only 100 but it could be 50% of my weekly wage
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Hjl » Sat Jun 02, 2018 3:18 pm

Micky Quim wrote:
Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:07 am
bigbelgiandave wrote:
I'll do my best. Have they offered you a speed awareness course?
Apparently Im outside that - its definitely a fine. Im hoping only 100 but it could be 50% of my weekly wage
Blimey, that'll keep you under the speed limit.... <erk>

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