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Bodacious Benny wrote:

bigbelgiandave wrote:
Didn't know this was even a thing.

I'm sure some Muslims have got something about having to hose down their arse when they've had a s***. If you go to Dubai, Oman and places like that then loads of the toilet cubicles have got hose pipe things fitted.

You mean they weren't for drinking?

bigbelgiandave wrote:

Bodacious Benny wrote:
I'm sure some Muslims have got something about having to hose down their arse when they've had a s***. If you go to Dubai, Oman and places like that then loads of the toilet cubicles have got hose pipe things fitted.

You mean they weren't for drinking?

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Jokes, I've never even been to the Middle East.

It's not really a religious thing, more cultural (south east Asia does it regardless of religion).

We have them in our house, they are great. Much cleaner (use water then paper). I feel now like the western way is uncivilised...

Colback's Orange Tufts wrote:It's not really a religious thing, more cultural (south east Asia does it regardless of religion).

We have them in our house, they are great. Much cleaner (use water then paper). I feel now like the western way is uncivilised...

Stayed in a cheap-ish hotel in France and for some strange reason no en-suite bathrooms had an actual toilet but they all contained a bidet.

Were you supposed to have a dump in the only shared toilets on the middle floor and then walk upstairs with your pants round your ankles, s*** nuggets waving in the breeze to wash your ass in your bedroom?

overseasTOON wrote:

Colback's Orange Tufts wrote:It's not really a religious thing, more cultural (south east Asia does it regardless of religion).

We have them in our house, they are great. Much cleaner (use water then paper). I feel now like the western way is uncivilised...

Stayed in a cheap-ish hotel in France and for some strange reason no en-suite bathrooms had an actual toilet but they all contained a bidet.

Were you supposed to have a dump in the only shared toilets on the middle floor and then walk upstairs with your pants round your ankles, s*** nuggets waving in the breeze to wash your ass in your bedroom?

French bidets are sub par. Inprecise and as you say having to get up whilst dirty is... yuk

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Pretty bored at work so spent the last half hour choosing a new Outlook font, gone for Segoe UI.

Blještav Benny wrote:Pretty bored at work so spent the last half hour choosing a new Outlook font, gone for Segoe UI.

Ooo, the rebels choice.

Im not sure how you expect to get any work done with such an outlandish font staring you in the face.

Hjl wrote:

Blještav Benny wrote:Pretty bored at work so spent the last half hour choosing a new Outlook font, gone for Segoe UI.

Ooo, the rebels choice.

Im not sure how you expect to get any work done with such an outlandish font staring you in the face.

Blještav Benny wrote:Pretty bored at work so spent the last half hour choosing a new Outlook font, gone for Segoe UI.

I had a Business Director I used to work with who would go mental if any correspondence wasn't in Times New Roman so I sent her my resignation letter in Comic Sans.

Blještav Benny wrote:Pretty bored at work so spent the last half hour choosing a new Outlook font, gone for Segoe UI.

Should have saved some fun for the weekend.

bigbelgiandave wrote:

Blještav Benny wrote:Pretty bored at work so spent the last half hour choosing a new Outlook font, gone for Segoe UI.

Should have saved some fun for the weekend.

Highlight of my week.

Got a speeding notice tonight, great letter to open on a Friday night. 89mph in a 70. Feck

Micky Quim wrote:Got a speeding notice tonight, great letter to open on a Friday night. 89mph in a 70. Feck

Bit harsh, 90 tends to be my cruising speed on motorways.

Anyway it's the manner of driving rather than speed that is generally the issue I find...you can drive well at 90mph and awful at 40mph.

Blještav Benny wrote:

Micky Quim wrote:Got a speeding notice tonight, great letter to open on a Friday night. 89mph in a 70. Feck

Bit harsh, 90 tends to be my cruising speed on motorways.

Anyway it's the manner of driving rather than speed that is generally the issue I find...you can drive well at 90mph and awful at 40mph.

I hope the pigs see it that way, I wonder if Dave could put a word in?

Micky Quim wrote:

Blještav Benny wrote:
Bit harsh, 90 tends to be my cruising speed on motorways.

Anyway it's the manner of driving rather than speed that is generally the issue I find...you can drive well at 90mph and awful at 40mph.

I hope the pigs see it that way, I wonder if Dave could put a word in?

I'll do my best. Have they offered you a speed awareness course?

Micky Quim wrote:Got a speeding notice tonight, great letter to open on a Friday night. 89mph in a 70. Feck

Well outside the 10% variant.

That was the variable that some traffic police I knew socially used to tell me.

bigbelgiandave wrote:

Micky Quim wrote: I hope the pigs see it that way, I wonder if Dave could put a word in?

I'll do my best. Have they offered you a speed awareness course?

Apparently Im outside that - its definitely a fine. Im hoping only 100 but it could be 50% of my weekly wage

Micky Quim wrote:

bigbelgiandave wrote:
I'll do my best. Have they offered you a speed awareness course?

Apparently Im outside that - its definitely a fine. Im hoping only 100 but it could be 50% of my weekly wage

s***

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Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:07 am

bigbelgiandave wrote:
I'll do my best. Have they offered you a speed awareness course?

Apparently Im outside that - its definitely a fine. Im hoping only 100 but it could be 50% of my weekly wage

Blimey, that'll keep you under the speed limit....