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W##### Wear

Post by Tsi » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:55 pm

I actually thought everyone knew of this but obviously not

Put simply wanker wear is what wankers wear

They do this for a few reasons all beyond the sane normal person but in general they wear it to give a impression of being something they are not I.e. they have money/they think they are cool etc. you get the picture.What's worse is these people inflict this on their kids.
They do not however wear knock off gear that's a whole other type of t***.

A few examples of Wanker Wear is

Teddy Smith
Ck underwear
CK1 aftershave
Ben Sherman
Gap for Kids
and as someone pointed out on the other thread Chinos

What would you class as Wanker Wear :bandit:

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Post by Having a Good time » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:58 pm

I know you have it already but

CHINOS are for WANKERS
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Re: W##### Wear

Post by KingoStarr » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:59 pm

CK Underwear?!?!
CK is comfy as hell, I own loads of CK underwear
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Re: W##### Wear

Post by Mifune » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:59 pm

Ramones t-shirts
Cardigans

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Post by Mifune » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:00 pm

KingoStarr wrote:CK Underwear?!?!
CK is comfy as hell, I own loads of CK underwear
This. <erm>

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Re: W##### Wear

Post by Amnesiac » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:01 pm

f***

I own chinos and cardigans

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Post by Ramone » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:02 pm

Mifune wrote:Ramones t-shirts
Cardigans
I have owned numerous Ramones shirts <wah> However I do actually listen to the Ramones.
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Post by Mifune » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:04 pm

Ramone wrote:
Mifune wrote:Ramones t-shirts
Cardigans
I have owned numerous Ramones shirts <wah> However I do actually listen to the Ramones.
It does not matter, it is tainted now. I wore chinos before the wankers got their wanker hands on them, still look like a wanker when I wear them now.

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Post by Ramone » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:07 pm

Mifune wrote:
Ramone wrote:
I have owned numerous Ramones shirts <wah> However I do actually listen to the Ramones.
It does not matter, it is tainted now. I wore chinos before the wankers got their w***** hands on them, still look like a w***** when I wear them now.
I think it makes even more of a wanker if you say that sort of stuff. It's like saying I liked Band X before they were popular. If you like wearing something it shouldn't matter what other people think of it.
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Re: W##### Wear

Post by Yacob » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:10 pm

I have a pair of chinos :bandit:

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Re: W##### Wear

Post by Mifune » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:12 pm

Ramone wrote:
Mifune wrote:
It does not matter, it is tainted now. I wore chinos before the wankers got their w***** hands on them, still look like a w***** when I wear them now.
I think it makes even more of a wanker if you say that sort of stuff. It's like saying I liked Band X before they were popular. If you like wearing something it shouldn't matter what other people think of it.
I don't care, that is why I still wear them <gent>.

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Post by TheLittleGeordie » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:14 pm

T-shirts with pictures of Rihanna on them?
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Re: W##### Wear

Post by Tramp » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:16 pm

Those pants with the elasticated cuffs at the ankles (why?)
Toms shoes, particularly when worn without socks
Them boyband boots worn with trousers tucked into them
Jeans with stupidly low crotches
Anything with Superdry written on it
Barbour jackets (unless it's a classic wax jacket or you're wearing it for practical reasons you're a wanker)
Contrived band T shirts

I do like Ben Sherman stuff mind, cracking suits and decent shirts too

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Re: W##### Wear

Post by skalpel » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:18 pm

I'll take solace in the fact that I have no idea what about 90% of the s*** people are talking about in this thread actually is.

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Re: W##### Wear

Post by Amnesiac » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:19 pm

Tramp wrote:Those pants with the elasticated cuffs at the ankles (why?)
Toms shoes,
particularly when worn without socks - They look even worse when worn with socks
Them boyband boots worn with trousers tucked into them
Jeans with stupidly low crotches
Anything with Superdry written on it
Barbour jackets (unless it's a classic wax jacket or you're wearing it for practical reasons you're a w*****)
Contrived band T shirts

I do like Ben Sherman stuff mind, cracking suits and decent shirts too
Agree with bold stuff

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Re: W##### Wear

Post by Mifune » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:19 pm

skalpel wrote:I'll take solace in the fact that I have no idea what about 90% of the s*** people are talking about in this thread actually is.
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Post by The deluded fanny magnet » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:20 pm

Got any pics of these pretentious basards??
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Re: W##### Wear

Post by Tramp » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:21 pm

The Deluded Fanny Magnet wrote:Got any pics of these pretentious basards??
Just watch an episode of Geordie Shore

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Re: W##### Wear

Post by Ramone » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:22 pm

Amnesiac wrote:
Tramp wrote:Those pants with the elasticated cuffs at the ankles (why?)
Toms shoes,
particularly when worn without socks - They look even worse when worn with socks
Them boyband boots worn with trousers tucked into them
Jeans with stupidly low crotches
Anything with Superdry written on it
Barbour jackets (unless it's a classic wax jacket or you're wearing it for practical reasons you're a w*****)
Contrived band T shirts

I do like Ben Sherman stuff mind, cracking suits and decent shirts too
Agree with bold stuff
Please don't say you wear the boyband boots <erk>
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Re: W##### Wear

Post by Mifune » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:22 pm

What are boyband boots? <erk>

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