ToonCraig wrote: ↑Sat May 30, 2020 9:37 pmi am new on here. Been having a look around the forum. This thread is the best. Been laughing my head off. My moment was, There was a farm not far from our house. They had a cattle grid. I started balancing on the bars and generally showing off. I fell. Heard a bit of a splash. Some of the dirty rain water that had built up in it. I could not get my leg out from in-between the bars. I sent my brother to go to a nearby house and tell them that i have got stuck. A man came and said, Straighten your leg, It will make it slimmer. Did that. Really was stuck. Had to ring the fire brigade. They came. Got me out. A woman from a nearby showhome came out to nosey, She was fit actually. She invited me in for a brew and i turned a mince pie down. It happened just before Christmas 94.
Never felt so embarrassed.
I was reading this all excited it was going to be another poo story, got to the end and remembered this is a poo requirement thread.
Also the whole showing off leading to embarrassing moments is the worst, especially when you get grilled about "what happened?" I dunno if I told this one before on here, but when I was little and well into wrestling I was out with cousins and i climbed onto a metal fence that was an L shape so had a corner which I climbed up trying to be all macho man randy savage, when I jumped off the drawstring of my tracksuit bottoms got caught o the fence I instantly did a 180 fall and was left dangling upside down from the fence with me arse out and pants round my ankles. Then someone immediately asking "what happened there?".... well Karen... as you can see from my current predicament i was showing off and have quite clearly, f***ed it up