The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

[Toondes]

I wasn’t going to post this but a few weeks back I was driving a train and sharted quite badly.
It happened as I was leaving York and I just let out a little fart but a little extra escaped. Problem is I had nothing with me to clean up so I had to sit in it for an hour until I got back to Newcastle . They only thing I had was a suicide body bag which I sat on (or shat on) to stop any transfer onto the seat. The smell wasnt bad But it was rancid sitting in it. Luckily it was quite late when I got to Newcastle and the station was dead for obvious reason. The driver who took the train after me gave me a strange look as waddled up the platform.

[biggeordiedave]

I wasn’t going to post this but a few weeks back I was driving a train and sharted quite badly.
It happened as I was leaving York and I just let out a little fart but a little extra escaped. Problem is I had nothing with me to clean up so I had to sit in it for an hour until I got back to Newcastle . They only thing I had was a suicide body bag which I sat on (or shat on) to stop any transfer onto the seat. The smell wasnt bad But it was rancid sitting in it. Luckily it was quite late when I got to Newcastle and the station was dead for obvious reason. The driver who took the train after me gave me a strange look as waddled up the platform.

Shattanooga Choo Choo

[Speedo]

I wasn’t going to post this but a few weeks back I was driving a train and sharted quite badly.
It happened as I was leaving York and I just let out a little fart but a little extra escaped. Problem is I had nothing with me to clean up so I had to sit in it for an hour until I got back to Newcastle . They only thing I had was a suicide body bag which I sat on (or shat on) to stop any transfer onto the seat. The smell wasnt bad But it was rancid sitting in it. Luckily it was quite late when I got to Newcastle and the station was dead for obvious reason. The driver who took the train after me gave me a strange look as waddled up the platform.

Shattanooga Choo Choo

The Flying Shartsman

[biggeordiedave]

Shattanooga Choo Choo

The Flying Shartsman

Turder on the Orient Express

[Toondes]

The Flying Shartsman

Turder on the Orient Express

Can’t believe you all missed inter-shitty

[PTAO?]

Turder on the Orient Express

Can’t believe you all missed inter-shitty

Euroshart

[Don Sholeone]

Toondes the Turd Engine and the Fart Controller

[Colback's Orange Tufts]

I'm a mod on this forum, I've made nearly 11k posts. But I'll never really feel like one of you because I've never shat myself as a teenager or adult. Woe is me.

[biggeordiedave]

I'm a mod on this forum, I've made nearly 11k posts. But I'll never really feel like one of you because I've never shat myself as a teenager or adult. Woe is me.

I didn't even know you were a mod

[Toondes]

I'm a mod on this forum, I've made nearly 11k posts. But I'll never really feel like one of you because I've never shat myself as a teenager or adult. Woe is me.

I’ve only done it twice since my childhood. The other time was NYE 2000. I took my first and last ‘E’ on a night out . When back to my parents (still living at home). s*** the bed - woke up and ran to bathroom only to s*** myself again .

[bodacious benny]

We have mods? a big poopie head asks

[Colback's Orange Tufts]

[bodacious benny]

Touché

[Don Sholeone]

I always get nostalgic reading these old threads, pretty sad seeing some of the old regulars that are long gone.

Also when did we stop calling beardface, breadface.

Edit: a quick search showed it died circa 2016/17.

[Micky Quim]

I always get nostalgic reading these old threads, pretty sad seeing some of the old regulars that are long gone.

Also when did we stop calling beardface, breadface.

Edit: a quick search showed it died circa 2016/17.

You mean its not breadface?!

[biggeordiedave]

He hasn't posted since August 2019

[Cal]

He hasn't posted since August 2019

He's toast.

[Don Sholeone]

He hasn't posted since August 2019

He's toast.

Maybe he will pop up again

[biggeordiedave]

He's toast.

Maybe he will pop up again

We may need to butter him up first.

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[ToonCraig]

i am new on here. Been having a look around the forum. This thread is the best. Been laughing my head off. My moment was, There was a farm not far from our house. They had a cattle grid. I started balancing on the bars and generally showing off. I fell. Heard a bit of a splash. Some of the dirty rain water that had built up in it. I could not get my leg out from in-between the bars. I sent my brother to go to a nearby house and tell them that i have got stuck. A man came and said, Straighten your leg, It will make it slimmer. Did that. Really was stuck. Had to ring the fire brigade. They came. Got me out. A woman from a nearby showhome came out to nosey, She was fit actually. She invited me in for a brew and i turned a mince pie down. It happened just before Christmas 94.
Never felt so embarrassed.