The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life
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I wasn’t going to post this but a few weeks back I was driving a train and sharted quite badly.
It happened as I was leaving York and I just let out a little fart but a little extra escaped. Problem is I had nothing with me to clean up so I had to sit in it for an hour until I got back to Newcastle . They only thing I had was a suicide body bag which I sat on (or shat on) to stop any transfer onto the seat. The smell wasnt bad But it was rancid sitting in it. Luckily it was quite late when I got to Newcastle and the station was dead for obvious reason. The driver who took the train after me gave me a strange look as waddled up the platform.
It happened as I was leaving York and I just let out a little fart but a little extra escaped. Problem is I had nothing with me to clean up so I had to sit in it for an hour until I got back to Newcastle . They only thing I had was a suicide body bag which I sat on (or shat on) to stop any transfer onto the seat. The smell wasnt bad But it was rancid sitting in it. Luckily it was quite late when I got to Newcastle and the station was dead for obvious reason. The driver who took the train after me gave me a strange look as waddled up the platform.
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Shattanooga Choo ChooToondes wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2020 7:42 pmI wasn’t going to post this but a few weeks back I was driving a train and sharted quite badly.
It happened as I was leaving York and I just let out a little fart but a little extra escaped. Problem is I had nothing with me to clean up so I had to sit in it for an hour until I got back to Newcastle . They only thing I had was a suicide body bag which I sat on (or shat on) to stop any transfer onto the seat. The smell wasnt bad But it was rancid sitting in it. Luckily it was quite late when I got to Newcastle and the station was dead for obvious reason. The driver who took the train after me gave me a strange look as waddled up the platform.
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The Flying Shartsmanbiggeordiedave wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 12:20 pmShattanooga Choo ChooToondes wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2020 7:42 pmI wasn’t going to post this but a few weeks back I was driving a train and sharted quite badly.
It happened as I was leaving York and I just let out a little fart but a little extra escaped. Problem is I had nothing with me to clean up so I had to sit in it for an hour until I got back to Newcastle . They only thing I had was a suicide body bag which I sat on (or shat on) to stop any transfer onto the seat. The smell wasnt bad But it was rancid sitting in it. Luckily it was quite late when I got to Newcastle and the station was dead for obvious reason. The driver who took the train after me gave me a strange look as waddled up the platform.
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I'm a mod on this forum, I've made nearly 11k posts. But I'll never really feel like one of you because I've never shat myself as a teenager or adult. Woe is me.
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I didn't even know you were a modColback's Orange Tufts wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 6:47 pmI'm a mod on this forum, I've made nearly 11k posts. But I'll never really feel like one of you because I've never shat myself as a teenager or adult. Woe is me.
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I’ve only done it twice since my childhood. The other time was NYE 2000. I took my first and last ‘E’ on a night out . When back to my parents (still living at home). s*** the bed - woke up and ran to bathroom only to s*** myself again .Colback's Orange Tufts wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 6:47 pmI'm a mod on this forum, I've made nearly 11k posts. But I'll never really feel like one of you because I've never shat myself as a teenager or adult. Woe is me.
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We have mods? a big poopie head asks
I'm the scumbag outlaw. You're the pillar of justice. Neither of us like looking at ourselves in the mirror. Do we have a deal?
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Touché
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I always get nostalgic reading these old threads, pretty sad seeing some of the old regulars that are long gone.
Also when did we stop calling beardface, breadface.
Edit: a quick search showed it died circa 2016/17.
Also when did we stop calling beardface, breadface.
Edit: a quick search showed it died circa 2016/17.
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You mean its not breadface?!Don Sholeone wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 10:45 pmI always get nostalgic reading these old threads, pretty sad seeing some of the old regulars that are long gone.
Also when did we stop calling beardface, breadface.
Edit: a quick search showed it died circa 2016/17.
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He hasn't posted since August 2019
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He's toast.
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We may need to butter him up first.
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i am new on here. Been having a look around the forum. This thread is the best. Been laughing my head off. My moment was, There was a farm not far from our house. They had a cattle grid. I started balancing on the bars and generally showing off. I fell. Heard a bit of a splash. Some of the dirty rain water that had built up in it. I could not get my leg out from in-between the bars. I sent my brother to go to a nearby house and tell them that i have got stuck. A man came and said, Straighten your leg, It will make it slimmer. Did that. Really was stuck. Had to ring the fire brigade. They came. Got me out. A woman from a nearby showhome came out to nosey, She was fit actually. She invited me in for a brew and i turned a mince pie down. It happened just before Christmas 94.
Never felt so embarrassed.
Never felt so embarrassed.