The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

[PFT]

I genuinely wonder what goes through people's minds when they think pissing themselves is a better option than rushing to the toilet

"I'm pissing all over a courtroom , f*** the police."

[overseasTOON]

I remember being at the Le Mans 24 hour race and had drunk a skin full and passed out in front of my tent.

I woke up and was bursting for a pee and still thinking I was in the tent, I fumbled like mad to unzip the tent and after nearly pissing myself the zip went up and I began to relieve myself through the gap.

It was only when I finished I realised I was outside and had flooded my own tent and clothes in my own urine.

I slept outdoors for the next few nights and burnt the tent and clothes before leaving.

[bodacious benny]

I remember being at the Le Mans 24 hour race and had drunk a skin full and passed out in front of my tent.

I woke up and was bursting for a pee and still thinking I was in the tent, I fumbled like mad to unzip the tent and after nearly pissing myself the zip went up and I began to relieve myself through the gap.

It was only when I finished I realised I was outside and had flooded my own tent and clothes in my own urine.

I slept outdoors for the next few nights and burnt the tent and clothes before leaving.

Good plan!

I was camping at Spa one night, was hammered and woke up in the night needing a piss. Went for a wander down to the trees for a piss but it was pitch black so walked the wrong way. Ended up walking into and flipping over a barbed wire fence. Luckily I had trousers on so my knob remained intact. I picked myself up and had a piss where I was standing.

[PFT]

Mate at Bestival one year decided to try and piss into a bottle in his tent instead of going to the toilets , lazy f***er. He was adamant he got it all in the bottle , when in fact we could all hear it hitting his air mattress inside. Dirty bastard.

[Jacob_Tyers]

I don't get embarrassed easily because even though I go red very fast I know that I aren't embarrassed inside because its mind over matter and I don't have a mind so it don't matter but basically once i was at a newcastle game I think it was against sunderland but I can't remember I've tried to block the memory out but we went 1-0 down and came back to win 4-1 and Alan Shearer scored a penalty and I accidentally pooed myself during the mad celebrations and I had to be escorted out of the stadium by a steward as the person next to me in block 12 complained about the smell
Jacob Tyers, County Durham

[bodacious benny]

Sounds like Micky has set up a second account

[Jacob NUFC Tyers]

When Shearer scored his last goal for Newcastle me and the lads went out on a mad one the next day in church and during the ceremony we accidentally sang the incorrect lyrics to the christian hymn 'Amazing Grace' lol we sang amazing shearer due to the large amount of alcoholic beverage consumption lol absolute scenes

[asbo]

Excellent work, these should be in the subtle trolling thread.

[Jacob NUFC Tyers]

Excellent work, these should be in the subtle trolling thread.

Troll? What are you on about me being a troll... Me and the lads had a mad one due to the large amount of alcoholic beverage consumption but we sobered up since we are quite a fair amount of Parmesan chick it was lovely you should have been there it was brilliant so much chicken and so much alcohol lol the vicar wasn't impressed

[Duke]

Imagine signing up to a rival team's forum and posting 51 times in a week . f***ing hell!

[beardface]

Imagine signing up to a rival team's forum and posting 51 times in a week . f***ing hell!

Don't forget the other account he was posting under and talking to himself. Gave me flashbacks of Hoadie

[overseasTOON]

Imagine signing up to a rival team's forum and posting 51 times in a week . f***ing hell!

Don't forget the other account he was posting under and talking to himself. Gave me flashbacks of Hoadie

Mate. Alright mate. Mate





















Mate

[skalpel]

Imagine signing up to a rival team's forum and posting 51 times in a week . f***ing hell!

Don't forget the other account he was posting under and talking to himself. Gave me flashbacks of Hoadie

You're in for a shock when you finally discover that you are the only person on this forum who isn't me.

[biggeordiedave]

Don't forget the other account he was posting under and talking to himself. Gave me flashbacks of Hoadie

You're in for a shock when you finally discover that you are the only person on this forum who isn't me.

That would be the most amazing prank .

[Mifune]

You're in for a shock when you finally discover that you are the only person on this forum who isn't me.

That would be the most amazing prank .

You would say that

[biggeordiedave]

I bet breadface feels like Truman Burbank right now.

[Ramone]

Don't forget the other account he was posting under and talking to himself. Gave me flashbacks of Hoadie

You're in for a shock when you finally discover that you are the only person on this forum who isn't me.

Like the time when you setup silverfoxfan

[biggeordiedave]

You're in for a shock when you finally discover that you are the only person on this forum who isn't me.

Like the time when you setup silverfoxfan

And Chappaz scared "her" by being a total predator.

[Toondes]

Like the time when you setup silverfoxfan

And Chappaz scared "her" by being a total predator.

[PTAO?]

Pulled a fresher. Couldn't get it up.