The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Micky Quim » Fri May 27, 2016 9:16 am

PTAO wrote:Pulled a fresher. Couldn't get it up.
Nightmare. When Ive had too much to drink finishing is normally my problem

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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by PTAO? » Fri May 27, 2016 9:27 am

Mucky Quim wrote:
PTAO wrote:Pulled a fresher. Couldn't get it up.
Nightmare. When Ive had too much to drink finishing is normally my problem
Thibk I'd much rather that problem <laugh>
I've woken up feeling less of a man <grim>

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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by overseasTOON » Fri May 27, 2016 9:28 am

PTAO wrote:
Mucky Quim wrote: Nightmare. When Ive had too much to drink finishing is normally my problem
Thibk I'd much rather that problem <laugh>
I've woken up feeling less of a man <grim>
Gaffer tape and ice cream sticks.

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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Micky Quim » Fri May 27, 2016 9:32 am

PTAO wrote:
Mucky Quim wrote: Nightmare. When Ive had too much to drink finishing is normally my problem
Thibk I'd much rather that problem <laugh>
I've woken up feeling less of a man <grim>
Its still an anticlimax

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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Bodacious Benny » Fri May 27, 2016 5:28 pm

You know what they say, get straight back on the horse.
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by biggeordiedave » Fri May 27, 2016 5:36 pm

Someone needs to change PTAO's custom rank to 'Limpy McFlaccid' with a picture of Pele or something.
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Toondes » Sat May 28, 2016 3:36 pm

Should've just carried on and stuffed it in you playdoh cock!
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Duke » Sat May 28, 2016 9:45 pm

Toondes wrote:Should've just carried on and stuffed it in you playdoh cock!
Pushing rope
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Mifune » Sat May 28, 2016 10:29 pm

Use your shoe laces to tie it to a lollipop stick.

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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by PTAO? » Sun May 29, 2016 6:02 pm

Thanks for the support guys. I'll be ignoring you all apart from BB

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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by biggeordiedave » Sun May 29, 2016 7:52 pm

PTAO wrote:Thanks for the support guys. I'll be ignoring you all apart from BB
This must be a hard time for you.
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Heisen » Sun May 29, 2016 8:41 pm

A lad has just approached me for a conversation at this birthday party I'm at calling me 'Dennis' and since I'm half pissed I just went along with it. My name is Thomas.
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Bodacious Benny » Sun May 29, 2016 10:13 pm

Heisen wrote:A lad has just approached me for a conversation at this birthday party I'm at calling me 'Dennis' and since I'm half pissed I just went along with it. My name is Thomas.
Heisen isn't your real name <scratch>
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by biggeordiedave » Sun May 29, 2016 10:14 pm

Heisen wrote:A lad has just approached me for a conversation at this birthday party I'm at calling me 'Dennis' and since I'm half pissed I just went along with it. My name is Thomas.
Or she is calling you Thomas and you're so pissed you think she's calling you Dennis...
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Toondes » Sun May 29, 2016 10:36 pm

Dennis penis
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Don Sholeone » Fri Jun 03, 2016 4:37 pm

Took on a 17 year old work experience lad this week, on his second day we had the area and regional managers in for a visit and the new lad clogged the toilet with a humongous turd, what made it worse is he didn't tell anyone and left it for the area manager to find lodged at the U bend,the A.M out of courtesy tried flushing it 4 times but as it was so big and tightly lodged it just wouldn't go, so we had to have a staff meeting to make everyone aware it had been discovered and to hopefully get the culprit to come forward privately so they could dislodge it. well instead of taking the private route he decided to confess in front of everyone else and proceed to ask if we had a plunger and a "stick" for him to "mash" it up with. I was trying so hard not to burst through the whole debacle <laugh>

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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Speedo » Fri Jun 03, 2016 5:25 pm

Don Sholeone wrote:Took on a 17 year old work experience lad this week, on his second day we had the area and regional managers in for a visit and the new lad clogged the toilet with a humongous turd, what made it worse is he didn't tell anyone and left it for the area manager to find lodged at the U bend,the A.M out of courtesy tried flushing it 4 times but as it was so big and tightly lodged it just wouldn't go, so we had to have a staff meeting to make everyone aware it had been discovered and to hopefully get the culprit to come forward privately so they could dislodge it. well instead of taking the private route he decided to confess in front of everyone else and proceed to ask if we had a plunger and a "stick" for him to "mash" it up with. I was trying so hard not to burst through the whole debacle <laugh>
<laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by overseasTOON » Fri Jun 03, 2016 6:00 pm

Having a beer outside my local with a few guys from the train and two girls walked out the main door and through the atrium that leads to the pavement.

They hadn't seen us at the small smoking table outside obviously so one of the girls felt safe enough to confess to her mate that her thong 'was chaffing her asshole something rotten' and then walked around the corner to find a bunch of blokes who proceeded to piss themselves laughing.

She just went bright red and tried to run off in high heels.

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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Toondes » Fri Jun 03, 2016 10:20 pm

Don Sholeone wrote:Took on a 17 year old work experience lad this week, on his second day we had the area and regional managers in for a visit and the new lad clogged the toilet with a humongous turd, what made it worse is he didn't tell anyone and left it for the area manager to find lodged at the U bend,the A.M out of courtesy tried flushing it 4 times but as it was so big and tightly lodged it just wouldn't go, so we had to have a staff meeting to make everyone aware it had been discovered and to hopefully get the culprit to come forward privately so they could dislodge it. well instead of taking the private route he decided to confess in front of everyone else and proceed to ask if we had a plunger and a "stick" for him to "mash" it up with. I was trying so hard not to burst through the whole debacle <laugh>
Who has meeting about blocked toilets!!!
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Don Sholeone » Sat Jun 04, 2016 10:07 am

Toondes wrote:
Don Sholeone wrote:Took on a 17 year old work experience lad this week, on his second day we had the area and regional managers in for a visit and the new lad clogged the toilet with a humongous turd, what made it worse is he didn't tell anyone and left it for the area manager to find lodged at the U bend,the A.M out of courtesy tried flushing it 4 times but as it was so big and tightly lodged it just wouldn't go, so we had to have a staff meeting to make everyone aware it had been discovered and to hopefully get the culprit to come forward privately so they could dislodge it. well instead of taking the private route he decided to confess in front of everyone else and proceed to ask if we had a plunger and a "stick" for him to "mash" it up with. I was trying so hard not to burst through the whole debacle <laugh>
Who has meeting about blocked toilets!!!
I keep imagining David Brent
Its only a small building with just 1 toilet, and the majority in there are lads, most of which will happily leave a turd jammed in their all day if they can get away with it, so its something we sadly have to keep on top of, the majority of the time nobody owns up when we ask individually so we always end up having to have a meeting to remind people of toilet etiquette, normally the clog has gone after the meetings as the culprit will sneak off and get rid of it.

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