The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Toondes » Sun May 10, 2020 7:42 pm

I wasn’t going to post this but a few weeks back I was driving a train and sharted quite badly.
It happened as I was leaving York and I just let out a little fart but a little extra escaped. Problem is I had nothing with me to clean up so I had to sit in it for an hour until I got back to Newcastle . They only thing I had was a suicide body bag which I sat on (or shat on) to stop any transfer onto the seat. The smell wasnt bad But it was rancid sitting in it. Luckily it was quite late when I got to Newcastle and the station was dead for obvious reason. The driver who took the train after me gave me a strange look as waddled up the platform.
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by biggeordiedave » Mon May 11, 2020 12:20 pm

Toondes wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 7:42 pm
I wasn’t going to post this but a few weeks back I was driving a train and sharted quite badly.
It happened as I was leaving York and I just let out a little fart but a little extra escaped. Problem is I had nothing with me to clean up so I had to sit in it for an hour until I got back to Newcastle . They only thing I had was a suicide body bag which I sat on (or shat on) to stop any transfer onto the seat. The smell wasnt bad But it was rancid sitting in it. Luckily it was quite late when I got to Newcastle and the station was dead for obvious reason. The driver who took the train after me gave me a strange look as waddled up the platform.
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Speedo » Mon May 11, 2020 2:12 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 12:20 pm
Toondes wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 7:42 pm
I wasn’t going to post this but a few weeks back I was driving a train and sharted quite badly.
It happened as I was leaving York and I just let out a little fart but a little extra escaped. Problem is I had nothing with me to clean up so I had to sit in it for an hour until I got back to Newcastle . They only thing I had was a suicide body bag which I sat on (or shat on) to stop any transfer onto the seat. The smell wasnt bad But it was rancid sitting in it. Luckily it was quite late when I got to Newcastle and the station was dead for obvious reason. The driver who took the train after me gave me a strange look as waddled up the platform.
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by biggeordiedave » Mon May 11, 2020 2:21 pm

Speedo wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 2:12 pm
biggeordiedave wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 12:20 pm


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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Toondes » Mon May 11, 2020 5:00 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 2:21 pm
Speedo wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 2:12 pm


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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by PTAO? » Mon May 11, 2020 5:47 pm

Toondes wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 5:00 pm
biggeordiedave wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 2:21 pm


Turder on the Orient Express
Can’t believe you all missed inter-shitty <disgrace>
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Don Sholeone » Mon May 11, 2020 6:19 pm

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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Colback's Orange Tufts » Mon May 11, 2020 6:47 pm

I'm a mod on this forum, I've made nearly 11k posts. But I'll never really feel like one of you because I've never shat myself as a teenager or adult. Woe is me.
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by biggeordiedave » Mon May 11, 2020 6:55 pm

Colback's Orange Tufts wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 6:47 pm
I'm a mod on this forum, I've made nearly 11k posts. But I'll never really feel like one of you because I've never shat myself as a teenager or adult. Woe is me.
I didn't even know you were a mod <notbad>
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Toondes » Mon May 11, 2020 7:09 pm

Colback's Orange Tufts wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 6:47 pm
I'm a mod on this forum, I've made nearly 11k posts. But I'll never really feel like one of you because I've never shat myself as a teenager or adult. Woe is me.
I’ve only done it twice since my childhood. The other time was NYE 2000. I took my first and last ‘E’ on a night out . When back to my parents (still living at home). s*** the bed - woke up and ran to bathroom only to s*** myself again .
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Bodacious Benny » Mon May 11, 2020 7:19 pm

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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Colback's Orange Tufts » Mon May 11, 2020 7:55 pm

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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Bodacious Benny » Mon May 11, 2020 8:33 pm

<laugh>

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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Don Sholeone » Mon May 11, 2020 10:45 pm

I always get nostalgic reading these old threads, pretty sad seeing some of the old regulars that are long gone.

Also when did we stop calling beardface, breadface. :(

Edit: a quick search showed it died circa 2016/17.

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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Micky Quim » Tue May 12, 2020 6:43 am

Don Sholeone wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 10:45 pm
I always get nostalgic reading these old threads, pretty sad seeing some of the old regulars that are long gone.

Also when did we stop calling beardface, breadface. :(

Edit: a quick search showed it died circa 2016/17.
You mean its not breadface?! <yikes>

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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by biggeordiedave » Tue May 12, 2020 7:52 am

He hasn't posted since August 2019 <cry>
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Cal » Tue May 12, 2020 9:32 am

biggeordiedave wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 7:52 am
He hasn't posted since August 2019 <cry>
He's toast.

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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by Don Sholeone » Tue May 12, 2020 9:49 am

Cal wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 9:32 am
biggeordiedave wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 7:52 am
He hasn't posted since August 2019 <cry>
He's toast.
Maybe he will pop up again

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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by biggeordiedave » Tue May 12, 2020 10:08 am

Don Sholeone wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 9:49 am
Cal wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 9:32 am


He's toast.
Maybe he will pop up again
We may need to butter him up first.
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life

Post by ToonCraig » Sat May 30, 2020 9:37 pm

i am new on here. Been having a look around the forum. This thread is the best. Been laughing my head off. My moment was, There was a farm not far from our house. They had a cattle grid. I started balancing on the bars and generally showing off. I fell. Heard a bit of a splash. Some of the dirty rain water that had built up in it. I could not get my leg out from in-between the bars. I sent my brother to go to a nearby house and tell them that i have got stuck. A man came and said, Straighten your leg, It will make it slimmer. Did that. Really was stuck. Had to ring the fire brigade. They came. Got me out. A woman from a nearby showhome came out to nosey, She was fit actually. She invited me in for a brew and i turned a mince pie down. It happened just before Christmas 94.
Never felt so embarrassed.

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