The Message of Hate Thread

[overseasTOON]

People who bite their fingernails. There was a guy on the train earlier gnawing away at his for a solid 30 minutes earlier on, surprised he wasn't down to the bone.

I bite my fingernails.

I don't gnaw on them though... I sort of nibble occasionally every few weeks when they get too long.

[Donkey Toon]

When I was a teenager I was flexible enough to be able to bite my toenails. Only did it once though, for a bet to prove I could do it … whilst drunk …

… who'd have guessed?

[bodacious benny]

When I was a teenager I was flexible enough to be able to bite my toenails. Only did it once though, for a bet to prove I could do it … whilst drunk …

… who'd have guessed?

I bet a wet fart slipped out

[Micky Quim]

A bloke I know in his late 40s also knows on his nails and spits the **** out. Proper rotten

[biggeordiedave]

I just cut mine like a normal person.

[bodacious benny]

A bloke I know in his late 40s also knows on his nails and spits the **** out. Proper rotten

The worst thing is you see them chomping away at their nails and then touching door handles, buttons on the train etc. Dirty fucks.

[Donkey Toon]

When I was a teenager I was flexible enough to be able to bite my toenails. Only did it once though, for a bet to prove I could do it … whilst drunk …

… who'd have guessed?

I bet a wet fart slipped out

Several actually.

I've always wondered, do people that do yoga with others spend half an hour before hand squeezing out as many farts as possible so there is no gas left, because it must be impossible to do without farting otherwise? Or do they just fart away and not give a s***?

[overseasTOON]

I bet a wet fart slipped out

Several actually.

I've always wondered, do people that do yoga with others spend half an hour before hand squeezing out as many farts as possible so there is no gas left, because it must be impossible to do without farting otherwise? Or do they just fart away and not give a s***?

A mate of mine teaches yoga and he said beginners fart like troopers in his classes.

He tried to give me a lesson once to do very basic moves so I thought I'd give it a go. I failed before the lesson had even really started because I couldn't even manage the basic stretches.

My wife does say I'm the most inflexible person she's ever known. I can't even sit cross legged on the floor.

[bodacious benny]

Several actually.

I've always wondered, do people that do yoga with others spend half an hour before hand squeezing out as many farts as possible so there is no gas left, because it must be impossible to do without farting otherwise? Or do they just fart away and not give a s***?

My wife does say I'm the most inflexible person she's ever known. I can't even sit cross legged on the floor.

That's funny because I find your wife is the most flexible person that I know

[overseasTOON]

My wife does say I'm the most inflexible person she's ever known. I can't even sit cross legged on the floor.

That's funny because I find your wife is the most flexible person that I know

[Donkey Toon]

Several actually.

I've always wondered, do people that do yoga with others spend half an hour before hand squeezing out as many farts as possible so there is no gas left, because it must be impossible to do without farting otherwise? Or do they just fart away and not give a s***?

A mate of mine teaches yoga and he said beginners fart like troopers in his classes.

He tried to give me a lesson once to do very basic moves so I thought I'd give it a go. I failed before the lesson had even really started because I couldn't even manage the basic stretches.

My wife does say I'm the most inflexible person she's ever known. I can't even sit cross legged on the floor.

Thought as much, whereas the old pro's have a good trump before they start.

Can't beat BB's witty response to your flexibility so won't even try!

[Blue & Maroon]

Corbyn's cult of personality. f***ing dangerous man.

[Speedo]

Corbyn's cult of personality. f***ing dangerous man.

Tell me about it. I’m not anti-Corbyn but the way he and especially his supporters are treating this antisemitism thing is just appalling. The abuse on twitter for people who dare criticise Dear Leader is outrageous.

[Don Sholeone]

Gin bellends, getting on my t*** how suddenly everyone thinks they are quirky and interesting because they now drink gin, people who I've known for years who never really drank it now suddenly act like it's their way of life to try all the gins of the world and buy fusion kits etc, f*** off and get a real personality d********.

[overseasTOON]

Gin bellends, getting on my t*** how suddenly everyone thinks they are quirky and interesting because they now drink gin, people who I've known for years who never really drank it now suddenly act like it's their way of life to try all the gins of the world and buy fusion kits etc, **** off and get a real personality d********.

Ive actually looked into setting up a real gin distillery to produce the gins so I can then flavour them with recipes I've been working on for years.

Slight issue is the huge cost of buying a bespoke made copper and steel still, the need for separate duty unpaid/paid secure rooms, the double labelling and bottling. Then the nightmare of paperwork for the government!

Gin has boomed in the last decade and it's a good thing as long as there are small producers back on the market again who get to play.

Alas, they're being bought our by the bug drinks manufacturers.

Not disagreeing with you though. Their really are gin wankers out there and they piss me off too.

[bodacious benny]

I know nothing about gin but do find a triple G&T very refreshing.

[Donkey Toon]

I love gin. Especially this time of year.

Just had a look at my drinks shelf and I have fifteen different varieties. Not sure if that makes me a "gin wanker" or not?

[bodacious benny]

I love gin. Especially this time of year.

Just had a look at my drinks shelf and I have fifteen different varieties. Not sure if that makes me a "gin w*****" or not?

If that's the number then I'm a whiskey wanker

[Micky Quim]

I love gin. Especially this time of year.

Just had a look at my drinks shelf and I have fifteen different varieties. Not sure if that makes me a "gin w*****" or not?

If that's the number then I'm a whiskey wanker

You are both wankers, I can confirm it

[Don Sholeone]

Gin drinkers are the vegans of alcohol consumption, you always know they are gin drinkers because they cant resist telling you.